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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 26/09/2026

it has been six months since this and i have been doing my best to help @lelemoonn.bsky.social with umamusume getting this message about Scorpio Cup A finals might be the closest i will ever come to seeing one of my kids accomplish something they'd been working towards sounds lame but i teared up

Lele: yea
anyways
[screenshot of Halloween Rice Shower in the center for Ms. Victoria, indicating she won]

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 25/09/2026

GOT HEAVEN AND HELL ALIKE SINGIN' MY NAME CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED FOREVER

special week standing triumphant at the post-scorpio cup concert

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 03/09/2026

christmas is cancelled, yuri wins

umamusume, 2026 champions meeting libra cup champion:
1st place, daiwa scarlet, trained by split

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 08/08/2026

i fucking hate you, elsie fields of mistria

a screenshot of fields of mistria, of elsie's gossip window.
the player is helpfully being informed that dozy, a dog, has dog treats as one of their loved gifts.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 01/05/2026

cygames don't make me fuckin do this, just acknowledge the bug. i *will* finish this and i *will* have it start running

Google apps script that reads:

function fixYourShitCygames() {
let umaLabel = GmailApp.getUserLabelByName("uma crashed lmao")
let umaThreads = umaLabel.getThreads()
let ticketCount = 1;
umaThreads.forEach((thread, tIndex, tArray) => {
thread.getMessages().forEach((message, mIndex, mArray) => {
if (message.getFrom() == '"Umamusume: Pretty Derby" <noreply@cygames.co.jp>') {
ticketCount++;
}
});
});
let msSinceResolved = new Date("2025-12-25") - new Date();
let daysSinceResolved = Math.floor(diffInMs / (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24));
let body = `Hello, Okubo Motohiro and Cygames America,

I am forwarding this ticket because it has been ${daysSinceResolved} days since this bug was initially reported, and this is ticket number ${ticketCount} that I have submitted regarding it.

The function is never completed.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 19/04/2026

finding out that the video game wikipedia editors are using this as their justification for why everyone needs to know how much people looked up purah on pornhub (BECAUSE APPARENTLY THIS WAS DEBATED AND THEY WERE LIKE "YEAH IT NEEDS TO STAY"???)

A screenshot of the List of Animal Crossing series characters from Wikipedia. The key entry is the second one, Ankha:

"A snooty villager. First appeared in the GameCube game. Became well-known online in 2021 due to Ankha by Ankha, an animated porn parody that depicts Ankha rhythmically having sex with the player character to the beat of Croatian singer Sandy Marton's 1985 song "Camel by Camel". It was uploaded by animator Zone in January 2021 and went viral on TikTok in September 2021."

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 17/04/2026

wikipedia editors don't be fucking weird challenge (impossible)

I was patrolling the task force project and noticed this so I thought I should weigh in. To summarise, Purah has been identified for discussion about fans' depiction of her in a sexual way and has been the subject of 4 different sources over 3 reliable and reputable outlets as a result, which would already meet the threshold for WP:GNG and WP:THREE. They weren't merely chosen because KFM wanted to include them, but because it is a broader discussion of subject, which is what the reception section is for. That information is not TRIVIA as this is a direct discussion of the character's impact amongst people outside of the game, and it is also a mischaracterisation to just immediately label the information irrelevant and that there is no point adding it. It being in the lead of the article too is fair to do as that is meant to summarise the article, with the NSFW discussion a key highlight of Purah's discussion. These points have already had other editors outside of KFM point this out over nearly a year ago in this very discussion, and similar discussions involving characters like Ankha where it is a repetitive loop of editors not listening to policy just because they don't like the mere mention of the content. CaptainGalaxy 18:44, 17 April 2026 (UTC)

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 29/03/2026

i wasn't using the sweatiest sprinter, but this air groove ulted and then *immediately got overtaken* by taiki she did win, but it was not a very comfortable win!

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 14/03/2026

okay so one, this is accurate two, i can't believe i am, at the time of writing this, the only person who is a grass wonder fan three, y'all wack

GRASS WONDER - You wake up every day, close your eyes, and envision the faces of the people you want to crush. Last on the list is always your own face, to keep you humble. You get annoyed when people call her naginata a katana or fail to note the differences between netorare and netorase. You chuunibyou.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 27/02/2026

i'm not sorry if you want me to shut up about cygames support, i hate them so much all you need to do is acknowledge that the bug exists and tell me about your favorite food

a partial screenshot of an inbox with 32 emails sent to the useless fucks at cygames support

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 14/02/2026

HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW SPRINTERS

a victory screen from the Capricorn Cup in umamusume.
oguri cap is 1st. tokai teio is 2nd. rice shower is 3rd.

an extremely normal Capricorn Cup race, won by tokai teio

an extremely normal Capricorn Cup race, won by Rice Shower

an extremely normal Capricorn Cup race, with oguri cap in 1st, tokai teio in 2nd, and rice shower in 3rd

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 31/01/2026

i was not joking when i told them i'd email them every single time it happened. one day maybe cygames will decide to actually do THE VAGUEST BIT OF FUCKING WORK into looking into this bug

A screenshot of a Gmail inbox, with 14 emails over the past 10 days to Umamusume support.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 18/12/2025

there's a reason you can't buy gigabyte g24f2 monitors anymore

A picture of a monitor whose background is all red. There is a noticeable blue line going through the bottom part of the screen.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 12/12/2025

WHO FUCKING THINKS THIS IS NORMAL???

APP
efficient: Metadata providers can always change the order in the future too.
I would just disable all the metadata providers except for the one that you want.
Then rescan the specific show you have issues with.
Then lock its metadata.
Then go and re-enable the metadata providers again.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 01/12/2025

red I'm so unbelievably bad at getting good choices i got hentai pinball and then

A screenshot from a video game genre randomizer: World War II x Capitalism

A screenshot from a video game genre randomizer: Local Multiplayer x PvP

A screenshot from a video game genre randomizer: Shoot Em Up x Spaceships

A screenshot from a video game genre randomizer: Tactical RPG x Turn-Based Combat

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 16/10/2025

cygames insisted i take a video under 20mb and send it to them, god i hope this is clear enough i know i am not the only person who has this issue because my wife does too, and i know there's at least one other person who has been in woe on the steam forums

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 14/09/2025

split! the main thing is that it's *wildly* confused about my character's stats, which are definitely not these:

diablo deaditor believes that i have none stats, which is not true

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 14/09/2025

@ftp.lol, am I also required to clear all hellfire content, or on higher difficulties

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 13/09/2025

i love scamming gharbad the weak

the unique hunter's bow flamedart from diablo 1.

fire arrow damage: 1-6
fire hit damage: 1-6
chance to hit: +20%
resist fire: +40%

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 13/09/2025

FINALLY, THE MOST IMPORTANT BOOK IN THE GAME

The shopping screen with Adria; the highlighted thing, and most important, is the Book of Town Portal.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 11/09/2025

i've gotten lucky with shrines to get some extra magic. i have no idea how i'm ever going to equip anything useful other than fucking around trying to find stat shrines we are rolling with a short bow because black deaths exist and also i have fucking 10 life

a diablo 1 character named "newbie", who is level 6.
they have 1 strength, 13 magic, 21 dexterity, and 1 vitality.
they have 10 hp and 22 mana.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 24/08/2025

after getting my ass kicked in group A in champions meet (peaking at 2/5), I was like "is B group going to be that much easier?" and well (i only caught it as it was fading out)

a fading out image of a post race screen from umamusume.
my symboli rudolf is in 1st.
my oguri cap is in 2nd.
my nice nature is in... 3rd???

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 14/08/2025

"how can i ever compete with silence suzuka!" - air groove after this race, 2025

a screenshot of the after race screen in umamusume.
air groove has placed first.
mayano top gun is second, five lengths behind.
silence suzuka is third, half a length behind.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 15/07/2025

Bexide is pissing me off so much right now, but I do, in fact, have all of the English text now and a way to edit it (and get it back in the game) I think I am going to need help with some of this though, and I do not know where to ask -- not for the actually doing it, but for what better names are

A screenshot of a Google Sheet containing all the EN glossary information (which is most, but not all, of the EN text in the game) for Yohane the Parhelion: Numazu in the Mirage.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 14/07/2025

turns out that bit was user error! i hate this

A screenshot of the decoded masterdata from Yohane the Parhelion: Numazu in the Mirage. There are separate entries for every combination of language and "thing that needs to be in more than one language".

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 14/07/2025

this is clearly what I WANT, but not in this form

A screenshot of masterdata.bytes from Yohane the Parhelion: Numazu in the Mirage. It's not parsed and it looks like a mess and I'll be real I cannot tell you what the fuck this means other than that it's got information I want.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 10/07/2025

there's a wikipedia "editor" who insists this is vital information

A screencap of the Wikipedia article on Purah, from 07/09/2025. It reads:

Purah (Japanese: プルア, Hepburn: Purua) is a character in Nintendo's The Legend of Zelda series. She originally appeared in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, where despite being elderly she appears as a young girl due to a science mishap. A young adult version of Purah is depicted in Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity, which is set 100 years before Breath of the Wild. She appears as this age once again in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, having aged herself up since Breath of the Wild. In Japanese, she is voiced by Ayano Shibuya, while in English she is voiced by Kate Higgins.

Purah's appearance in Tears of the Kingdom received significant praise, with several media outlets voicing approval of her redesign in comparison to her child-like appearance in Breath of the Wild. Many reactions from media outlets and fans alike voice approval for her attractiveness in this new iteration. Purah was often sexualized by the latter, with searches on PornHub for content related to the character rising dramatically after the game's release. Additional praise was given for the character's expanded role in Tears of the Kingdom, and how she was an integral part of the game's story and a driving force for its narrative.

The text "Purah was often sexualized by the latter, with searches on PornHub for content related to the character rising dramatically after the game's release." is highlighted, because seriously, what the fuck?

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 11/05/2025

i did in an in-game time speedrun of liberal crime squad: new age, in nightmare mode from all the math i've done this is the absolute fastest in-game date where you can win the game in nightmare mode i do not know how fast you can win in normal mode yet

a summary screen of liberal crime squad: new age, showing the liberal agenda being fully achieved.

a liberal crime squad: new age high score screen.
the liberal crime squad liberalized the country in november 2024.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 06/03/2025

hey, since I actually know a professional game person who actually _has_ had to deal with a segment of the userbase that was actively hostile and trolling: hey @unormal.bsky.social is this like, a normal way to address your playerbase at large when they're mad about something

Quotes from Discord.
reynad: No, because monetization feedback is negative 100% of the time for 100% of solvent games. It's the boy who cried p2w and the least honest of all game feedback. I encourage everyone to vote with their wallet because that's the only way we can see the truth on this topic.

reynad: Monetizing anything, when it comes to written online gamer feedback, is "ust a bad idea"

reynad: A great exercise in showing why we should communicate less. I regret doing a patch video at all this week. It gives people a day to lie, assume the worst, and doomsay, rather than just experience the new content first hand

reynad: Monetization was mentioned yes

reynad: Reddit is not the playerbase, it is a clock that has been reliably six hours ahead for the entire development cycle of this project. At this point it is a reliable heuristic

Quotes from Discord:

reynad: Oh look it's the "Hype is dead game is dead" comment I've been reading daily for 6 years

reynad: I agree. I was sooooo stressed about monetization over the past few years but seeing reddit lose it today lets me breathe a huge sigh of relief. I'm pretty confident we're on the right track now

reynad: By that logic only the 2 heroes with expansions that month are ever even playable

reynad: It's an imagined fear and I don't think it happens in practice. In the absence of information people assume the worst, and alwyas with monetization

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 10/02/2025

meanwhile this might be the single worst competitive game suggestion i have ever read

A screenshot of the Marvel Rivals Discord, with a suggestion. The suggestion is:

"So there is different metas for different ranks and I think heroes should be nerfed or buffed depending on the rank. For example, Scarlet Witch is considered to be strong in low Elo but very weak on high ranks. I think a way to fix this is to make scarlet witch do more damage in high ranks and maybe do less in the low ranks. Also, make rocket hitscan please🙏"

It has two upvotes and 42 downvotes, including the poster downvoting it.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 10/02/2025

hipno, whoever you are: why the fuck would you downvote this? what is your problem? this is a legitimately good suggestion!!!

A screenshot from the Marvel Rivals discord of a suggestion. "Can you add the ability to change button mappings for ults in settings. E.g. when Jeff swallows people in his ult, the buttons to spit out allies and enemies cannot be changed. Can you add a section to change these inputs in the settings please?"

It has 17 upvotes and 2 downvotes.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 03/12/2024

to add onto this, this was a ridiculous creature in 1996

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 28/10/2024

I will never stop pressing side-B as Loxodont and you can't make me #rivalsofaether2

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 27/10/2024

this is my personal Mario Party hell

A scoreboard of Super Mario Party Jamboree. The notable thing is the poster landing on a Bowser space six turns out of fifteen possible turns.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 23/10/2024

this is theodore and he's a good boy

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 22/10/2024

i don't have a clip but it's this - a ff1r race where i blew up the #1 player by nearly 15 minutes, while deliberately going double thief nobody believed me when i said thieves were actually useful when used right

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 18/10/2024

juno knows how to get C O M F Y

A picture of a cat lounging out, extremely comfily.

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 17/10/2024

is there something else i should be adding here? am i misinterpreting something/being dumb

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 17/10/2024

"don't tell your governor to not fucking kill you": against Twitter rules elon would probably throw a fit if i called her a puppy killer too, and that's just as factual

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