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@split.tokaite.io
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i'm jaming. i'm jaming!! and i love @phantomrocket.bsky.social!! south dakota is dog shit sorry

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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 29/09/2026
ai? please explain
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 29/09/2026
this is the funniest thing in high level play and I love it every time. when something becomes so dumb that there's no way anyone would do it, making it an option again
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 26/09/2026
it has been six months since this and i have been doing my best to help @lelemoonn.bsky.social with umamusume getting this message about Scorpio Cup A finals might be the closest i will ever come to seeing one of my kids accomplish something they'd been working towards sounds lame but i teared up
Lele: yea
anyways 
[screenshot of Halloween Rice Shower in the center for Ms. Victoria, indicating she won]
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 26/09/2026
sometimes i think about the kind of people who just shit on a streamer they're watching in chat and i wonder how upset they'd be if someone did the same thing to them
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 25/09/2026
GOT HEAVEN AND HELL ALIKE SINGIN' MY NAME CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED FOREVER
special week standing triumphant at the post-scorpio cup concert
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 23/09/2026
listen i learned from slice & dice, housecats are an important part of any party
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 22/09/2026
i also don't mind it as much from external users, but internally, i want to hurt you unless you're saying thank you to someone who is going out of their way/fixing something major/etc stop fucking saying "thank you" to someone who literally just did a basic thing you're FLOODING MY INBOX
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 22/09/2026
i would like to institute a system at work where everyone's chair is hooked up to electricity and any time they send an email that's just "thank you" and nothing else, to an email distribution, it shocks them badly
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Skiff @skifftalks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey folks! Trying to find other voice actors/best places to find casting calls! Any help with connections goes a long way! #voiceacting #voiceactor
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Arc @aerheart.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If anybody was curious about what makes a pair of characters qualify as "Blowjob Brothers," I put together this handy checklist. Hope this helps!
Blowjob Brothers Checklist

THE FIRST 1 CHECK IS NECESSARY FOR A PAIR OF CHARACTERS TO BE TRUE BLOWJOB BROTHERS
- Two guys in any context whatsoever

IF A PAIR OF CHARACTERS DOESN'T HAVE THE 1 PREVIOUS CHECK BUT SEVERAL OF THE FOLLOWING, THEY ARE STILL BLOWJOB BROTHERS
-Complimentary color schemes
-"Wholesome"
-Get up to hijinks together
-Have gay subtext, or are blatantly gay
-Have any kind of combination technique
-Are standing together on official art
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 15/09/2026
this is reminding me that i saw someone refer to olric as 'the horniest coded one of them all', and, i'm genuinely not sure if they were playing the same game
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 14/09/2026
the problem in ult is that he's legitimately a top tier he's also just terrible to watch or play against like he just needs to be completely reworked because he needs to do things that aren't being a ball that spins holy FUCK, DO SOMETHING INTERESTING
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 14/09/2026
if you don't know what I'm talking about, you have not seen high level sonic in smash it's truly miserable for everyone other than the sonic player
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 14/09/2026
i cannot imagine being a sonic fan and being enthused about _how_ sonic is represented in smash
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 10/09/2026
start sending an email per bullet point
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 08/09/2026
i don't vtuber post much but i've seen this song and dance before, hololive, and it involves "not JP" getting fucked over
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 07/09/2026
That's literally what it is, Paul.
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 06/09/2026
I used to sleep-walk and sleep-talk, which apparently led to me as a child banging on my parents' door while asleep me: MOOOOOM DAAAAAAD them, alarmed: What is it? me: MY LEG FELL OFF them, significantly less alarmed: Go back to bed. me: OKAY I can only assume I found it!
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Sara Ghaleb @saraghaleb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You should be allowed to leave work early if the vibes are off
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 03/09/2026
meta be damned as I've just shown
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 03/09/2026
i am going to throw solos at it because a) look at what they just did (vodka got 2nd!) b) x.scarlet would legitimately help my plan to get machan a cm win
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 03/09/2026
eat shit x.oguri
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 03/09/2026
christmas is cancelled, yuri wins
umamusume, 2026 champions meeting libra cup champion:
1st place, daiwa scarlet, trained by split
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 31/08/2026
x.oguri players insisting that their uma is actually really hard to build, you guys!! is so funny
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 31/08/2026
the guy named albino badguy coming in to support the white supremacists seems a little too on the nose, writers are getting lazy
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 29/08/2026
hell yeah
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 28/08/2026
i think i'm more forgiving of golden than you are but the band scene was deeply cringe-inducing. like, it would have been kind of cringe for tokyo mirage sessions, and that game is a lot goofier
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 28/08/2026
oh come on wasn't the band scene great?!?!?!
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 27/08/2026
i'm convinced that any LG phones being good was wholly by accident, and even if they were good I would be willing to sacrifice their phones for all of the other awful bullshit they have done
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 26/08/2026
i realize there are companies that need to be destroyed more than LG, but there is no company i, personally, want to destroy out of spite more than LG life will only be good when koo in-hwoi's grave is salted and the legacy he left behind collapses under its own incompetent bumbling.
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 26/08/2026
i will never forget aston machan.
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voidlily.bsky.social @voidlily.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
aston machan, the third horse that everyone forgot. those who remember her love her, but she's all but faded away otherwise. the only reason anyone remembers her is because she had a plush made of her. #eggbugforever
eggbug forever
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 25/08/2026
it's so funny that i became a remote employee solely via the power of just deciding i was not going into the office anymore and seeing if anyone would do something about it
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 22/08/2026
Hungry! at the Costco
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 22/08/2026
@bigyellowsilly.bsky.social making videos about competitive gen 1 pokemon and/or weird fighting game shit
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 22/08/2026
forgot to post this here: i got my promotion at work finally :) with normal people hours too!
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 19/08/2026
obviously, she can't be an adult because they wanna fuck her
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 17/08/2026
i really did enjoy that one too! but i can't just link every auth one, and the concept of animation cancelling death has embedded itself in my brain
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 17/08/2026
- because it's stuck with me for eight fucking years, authorblues running titenic youtu.be/o8DWMobJp4Q?...
youtu.be
Titenic by authorblues in 10:15 - AGDQ 2018 - Part 97
YouTube video by Games Done Quick
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 17/08/2026
- nescardinality's dragon warrior rng manipulation run youtu.be/Bgh30BiWG58?...
youtu.be
Dragon Warrior by NEScardinality in 27:19 - AGDQ 2018 - Part 77
YouTube video by Games Done Quick
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 17/08/2026
my top 3 in no particular order are: - crazy taxi with the live band youtu.be/G4AomNJHzHk?...
youtu.be
Crazy Taxi with Live Backing Band by chuckles825 in 18:59 - Awesome Games Done Quick 2025
YouTube video by Games Done Quick
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 17/08/2026
so what are some of y'all's favorite GDQ runs? there doesn't need to be a particular reason
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 17/08/2026
don't give them ideas
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 17/08/2026
i literally do not know what would make me feel better
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 17/08/2026
i can't not be mad lol
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 16/08/2026
is this a skill issue? prolly, i don't play these kind of games!
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 16/08/2026
is it a good game? is it a bad game? i am not qualified to say that, but i do know that the moment i am in a cutscene combo, i am irritated
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 16/08/2026
what i learned from entering the idol showdown bracket is that i do not think i like whatever genre of fighting game this is
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 16/08/2026
fuck off, cowardly bigot.
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split (bibl binpan) @split.tokaite.io · 16/08/2026
it feels so weird watching commentary of my play from the rivals of aether workshop bracket, because i feel like people are assuming a whole lot more thought than I'm doing in the moment
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