Spikewerks @spikewerks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Stairs would later be invented by Abraham Lincoln in 1857. He built the first set of stairs in the Ford Theatre, but died tragically trying to rocket jump up them he was also the first Pyro 021
Spikewerks @spikewerks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Shakespearicles (the strongest writer who ever lived) invented both the rocket launcher and rocket jumping, as well as the stage play, America, and two-story buildings. Stairs didn't exist yet though so you had to rocket jump 121
Spikewerks @spikewerks.bsky.social · 24/03/2026if you don't have time to add your own background gags your players will do it for you 010
Spikewerks @spikewerks.bsky.social · 12/09/2025they should remake geneaology of the holy war and stop being cowards or I dunno, be original again 100
Spikewerks @spikewerks.bsky.social · 11/09/2025all creators of anything are ultimately nerds, and nerds love never shutting the fuck up about the stuff they like and do, so at the very least reaching out to a dev would give them an excuse to infodump up to the limits of their project NDAs all that to say, you should shoot your shot 120
Spikewerks @spikewerks.bsky.social · 11/09/2025if you make a game that basically makes itself, you can make more game for less game to make more money for less money? like on the absolute bare surface it seems like the obvious solution and then the new default approach on a budget is "make a roguelike" and things aren't tried differently 110
Spikewerks @spikewerks.bsky.social · 11/09/2025not me typing a reply like "maybe it's this thing" and then reading it like "she literally already said that" so I think my game analysis ability is reduced to pissing on poor levels of comprehension 110
Reposted by SpikewerksWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 11/09/2025The evil that men do lives after them 4156911630
Spikewerks @spikewerks.bsky.social · 10/08/2025multiple accounts is overrated, we all contain multitudes, sandwich your insightful reviews with lesbian smut and embrace your true self 020
Spikewerks @spikewerks.bsky.social · 07/07/2025you went and upended a whole adventure I wrote, which completely changed the trajectory of the first campaign arc, and radically changed the world state for the better. all of that goodness came from your head, and it is stuff that everybody should want and believe in 020
Spikewerks @spikewerks.bsky.social · 26/06/2025and then you had the nerve to make a character that wrote like 80% of my elf lore and has consistently acted as a pillar of good and hope during a time when everybody really needs it and you have been one of the biggest fans of my setting for several years even making us a wiki for it asshole 110
Spikewerks @spikewerks.bsky.social · 26/06/2025then there was the time you adopted a dog because I didn't know enough about rabies 110
Spikewerks @spikewerks.bsky.social · 22/06/2025when I was abroad in glasgow, I befriended a guy named carlo who ran a late-night gyro joint a block from george square. he was from iran. he was the nicest person I met in the three months I was over there. I don't got anything smart to add to the conversation. I'm just thinking about carlo. 020
Spikewerks @spikewerks.bsky.social · 15/06/2025spider-man is a man with spider qualities, owlbear is a bear with owl qualities, ergo spider-owl is an owl with spider qualities 120
Spikewerks @spikewerks.bsky.social · 02/06/2025it's even better when you learn that the director and crew filming that scene were also naked, because the actors said they wouldn't film the shower scene otherwise 100
Spikewerks @spikewerks.bsky.social · 25/05/2025for some reason I have it set in my head that earbuds won't even fit right in my ears but I dunno how to find older style earphones 100
Reposted by SpikewerksRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Phillies memorialized the POOP scorebug 151173307
Spikewerks @spikewerks.bsky.social · 16/11/2024just finished deleting all posts and deactivating on the booty ass of mr. spaceships site 010
Reposted by SpikewerksWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 13/11/2024So may the outward shows be least themselves— The world is still deceiv’d with ornament. In law, what plea so tainted and corrupt But, being season’d with a gracious voice, Obscures the show of evil? 1236269
Spikewerks @spikewerks.bsky.social · 23/10/2024I had to look up what "hsr" stands for so no I don't play that and didn't notice anything 100
Reposted by SpikewerksZane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 06/02/2024THEY JOINED BLUSKY RATTLE EM BOYS 9547161
Reposted by Spikewerksmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/08/2023leggo my eggo is the only company slogan i can think of that starts in medias res. no time to get your bearings, you're already in a fight for this waffle 472990667
Reposted by SpikewerksAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/08/2023(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao 49137443502
