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Nico Sphaliro

@sphaliro.bsky.social
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I'm an artist who might post here if the social stonks go up enough. Commissions kinda closed.

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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy 16th birthday to my chiweenie, my chonquito hobbito, my sweetest, gentle, tsundere baby boy Taquito. He was adopted by an elderly man who died when he was 2. Since he doesn't know how to play & prefers cuddling, we assume he was his cuddle bug. He was sent to the pound... Enter: my sister.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have a few digital collages of varying quality, let's start with a crappy lil' one that's straight up Forklift Certified. They all have weird amounts of meat (if not borderline gore) mixed with anime girls, for the most part.
hiii~ welcome to my room :3 

um... >_< just move my squishmallows wherever & sit down~
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Michael Tillotson from Deadly Premonition
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
(OC) simple Asha Lynn Lee pissed faces done in ink on paper. She's a pop star who gets kidnapped by a vampire & a cannibal, but is SUCH a bitch (reverent tone indicator) that she emotionally brutalizes them into compliance until the tables turn.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I mark my territory with my scent glands like a cat on Springtrap. It's what I do. #FNAF
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Traditional #shigaraki from #bnha comm for a friend I did a couple years back. I learned I can draw Monster Energy cans that day; I used ink & colored pencil then glossed some white pain over them to sorta sell the effect.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
JACKING OFF POST SURGERY & more hilarious (yet painful!) acts to do without a gallbladder: Bsky "darling" Sphaliro tells all in his heartwarming/crotch-stimulating memoir! "I can never admit *how* I J.O," he says. "The virgin-hunters will hunt me down for my rare gap-moe. I'm scared..." How cool!
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G-Pool 🔰💙 @gpool.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
POV you just told her another pun #zoillust
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I'm friends with The Boiled One. He's very cute and fun
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Here's a stupid comic I made when Oldschool Mickey Mouse got in the public domain. I don't endorse the shit gramps is spitting here, he's from another generation, man!
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
They make sure time travel never gets in the hands of the common man because the Vatican is devoted from keeping me from getting my hands on the ever-breedable Buster Keaton's mopey twink ass in between his delightful film stunts & antics. It would cause the President James Dean continuity (again)
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Buster Keaton Reveals Hair & Reacts
ALT: Buster Keaton Reveals Hair & Reacts
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Vampire with braces for my tentative brand, [club nico]. I was/am going to do a collection of monsters with a twist to them like this, I have a mermaid WIP for the future as well.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Medieval bestiary style Fresno Nightcrawler design for a clothing brand I never quite got off the ground, but you could still find soft-launched from years back on P.O.D sites if you looked. I'll post a few designs here from it off & on.
Fresno: home of our famous night-crawlers (by club nico apparel)
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Happy family. #traditionalart #watercolors
Caterpillar mother, goat father, human child.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours." #fnaf #charlieemily
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My OCs; the Space-Time Witch Soradjil-ha (Sora) & her hapless clone sent to earth by mistake, Sheila. Sheila might be the only person capable of stopping her, but unfortunately, Sheila got none of her brain cells, so she's literally too stupid to use their shared powers for this.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
1/4 I got into the Walten Files so I drew some art of my OC Yohann in the style a while ago. [Yohann Straub 21 years old (born 1961) Y: Ha ha, you don't need a job to eat, you know. Not if you're clever]
Yohann Straub
21 years old (born 1961)
Y: Ha ha, you don't need a job to eat, you know. Not if you're clever
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My Spidersona, The Incorrigible Spider-Man. The goal was to make a really vile little guy with uncomfortable focus on toes. He does heroic things, mainly as an excuse to cannibalize bad guys, which he did before getting spidered. He's an idiot who assumes nobody likes him because they're homophobic.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Since I haven't had time to draw lately, I'm going to share some old art I've never shared on bsky before a few times a day or week, that has been uploaded on my tumblr in the past. It's mostly OCs, but also fan art for things like FNAF & Deadly Premonition.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Sometimes I see some of y'all reskeet fetish art I have absolutely no interest in, but it's totally harmless & chill regardless of how "weird" normies might think it is. I want you to know I see you & am giving you a chill nod & thumbs up. Keep being your own brand of freak, you crazy diamonds.
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Loukas Christodoulou @loukas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
One of my favorite pictures is this one by Whitey Schafer from 1940. It was created to break all of the Hays Code in just one frame.
Image of woman in revealing dress holding a gun over a body of a police officer.  Rules are on a notice board, framed as Commandments saying thou shalt not
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sorry I haven't been on in a hot minute, I just got out of the hospital after getting my gallbladder removed. You know how sick I was because I didn't even get to ask for photos of it to share. It was apparently twice as large as it should have been for someone twice my size, & full of stones.
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Seiya Kanie Waking Up in Bed Anime
ALT: Seiya Kanie Waking Up in Bed Anime
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I finally found a Picrew that lets me become a snuff film star. Life is beautiful even on darkest of day. Please don't make me look weird. Just share here if you make one with you/your OCs, if you want, so I don't have to beg out loud like a freak. picrew.me/share?cd=EFy... #Picrew #ホラーメーカー0187
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
@takako.moe #takamurART it's a very special birthday today, so every accident is still a happy one!
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Is it too late to wish my fellow Trekkies a very merry May the 4th Be With You?
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The giant bed from deadly premonition would fix me
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
John Dark Souls reaching down to touch Brian's hair
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
@takako.moe finally has a new friend who likes movies as much as she does
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
When is my character going to develop enough to either stop getting put through all this bullshit, because my god, I keep trying to get more interesting & have cooler irl lore but it's not fucking working. It's kinda doing the opposite by making me too sick to do cool shit
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
#RurikArt @trickorsweets.bsky.social too many naughty Jackodachis as of late
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Thinkin bout that Dilandau twist in Vision of Escaflowne when I was watching as a repressed Catholic 12 year old. I was so mind-blown, but I also realized I was no longer going to hell, so I just lied down in my bed & deadass stared at my ceiling for a good hour or so. That explains a lot about me.
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Monks of New Skeet @amagire.bsky.social · 23/05/2023
all glory to the name of god mushroom post but here is the tweet I founded my personal religion on
DonryuArt: I saw a piece of fan art ( Mulder and Scully smoking a bong together) And the artist gave the description “As it turns out I can draw whatever the fuck I want.” And that phrase continues to give me power.
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Mike Toole @miketoole.com · 18/04/2026
every time I go out for karaoke I pay my respects until forced to stop
Me singing the boys are back in town over and over at karaoke
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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a rage comic with five panels panel one a gun contemplates the fact that he is a gun next panel he says "hmmm i think i will carry out the wrathful whims of man..." third panel jesus says "not so fast! i shall render your kind impotent and unable to hurt a living thing!" and then text appears that says "you ain't born!"
fourth panel the gun says FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU- "our father rebukes me!!!"
then jeses does the fred durst pose and scripture appears next to him that reads "So sayeth the Lord!! "guns don't do anyth anymore"
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Katalina Krimson Wants to Try Human Flesh!! thread - 1
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Guilty Crown (2011)
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
All the shockingly evil shit I'm told on a daily basis by people who have always thought they loved me has really given me a lot of character development for my writing career
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Kylee @perfidioussinn.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Too stupid to do math or count change, too smart to fall for the Jedi using Mind Tricks telling me to love myself. Proof of a cruel god
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I don't really know anything about iPads, so when I got a 10th gen(?) from a mistake my parents made buying their own, I thought it'd be enough to draw on. But, I just got a notification that Clip Studio Paint would no longer support updates on it. It was an older model, but still $$$, so, ouch.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Has anyone else had issues with Discotek media's releases of Kyo Kara Maoh's Blu Ray cases? Maybe it was a warehouse error, but my copies of s2 & KKMR arrived with s2's disc 1 holder being too shattered to hold the disc, & KKMR's back handle shattering immediately upon opening it.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I didn't get isekai'd. You're welcome
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Official Derptiles @derptiles.art · 24/03/2026
One of my favorite movies! I really loved the series when I was little 🦕💖
A drawing of a longneck, a three horn, a spike tail, swimmer ,and a flier with the text “the place prior to chronology.” it’s fan art of an animated dinosaur movie from the late 90’s
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Today I have a colonoscopy to see how far my disease has progressed. If you watch Re:Zero, you know a very beautiful lady would either be very into me, or very not, because of this. If you never see me again, I didn't die, I was transported to another world & given the chance to find a hot elf wife
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I was troubleshooting my DVD player with my copy of Kyo Kara Maoh v1 & I forgot it came with this little transparent... Fake animation cel... Thing? Of the main character Yuuri. Neat! The box doesn't say anything about it, maybe it used to have a sticker on the cellophane.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Need a genocidal blonde antivaxx-slaughtering mecha pilot's lap to lie on & whine without saying any words until he shuts my mouth forcibly with his hand until I sleep... Maybe gently smothers me with thighs so lack of oxygen can take me to zzz-town... I'm not a picky man...
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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bambi🌹 @radiovomit.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I had to draw this cause it makes me very weepy 💖 #sailormoon #artemisii #fanart
Artemis from Sailor Moon sitting on a table as he wears an earpiece saying "Heard you loud and clear, scouts!". He is referencing the plushie that is seen in the Houston Mission Control Center during the takeoff and journey of the Artemis II spacecraft.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
#RurikArt #takamurART we got ourselves a little trolling here @trickorsweets.bsky.social @takamuratakako.bsky.social
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