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Nico Sphaliro

@sphaliro.bsky.social
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I'm an artist who might post here if the social stonks go up enough. Commissions kinda closed.

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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
(yes, when I saw the dog from "Secret Life of Pets" had a super similar backstory with his elderly owner passing away, it DID make me tear up a few times when my nephew put it on to watch when he came to visit despite being a super fucking mid movie, why do you ask, lol?)
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My mom is his favorite, but he follows my dad around when he worries about him. He sees if I'm upset or sick, & stands in front of me until I sit down to pet him therapeutically. He learned to love visitors, after a lifetime of overprotection. Happy birthday, son. Thank you for being born.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My sister adopted him because she said he was the only dog too terrified to approach her in his kennel at the pound. He looked broken & depressed. Upon adoption? He shivered in fear, had separation anxiety. But jumped for joy, loved cuddles. She had my nephew, so I took Taquito in 10 years ago.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy 16th birthday to my chiweenie, my chonquito hobbito, my sweetest, gentle, tsundere baby boy Taquito. He was adopted by an elderly man who died when he was 2. Since he doesn't know how to play & prefers cuddling, we assume he was his cuddle bug. He was sent to the pound... Enter: my sister.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have a few digital collages of varying quality, let's start with a crappy lil' one that's straight up Forklift Certified. They all have weird amounts of meat (if not borderline gore) mixed with anime girls, for the most part.
hiii~ welcome to my room :3 

um... >_< just move my squishmallows wherever & sit down~
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Michael Tillotson from Deadly Premonition
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
(OC) simple Asha Lynn Lee pissed faces done in ink on paper. She's a pop star who gets kidnapped by a vampire & a cannibal, but is SUCH a bitch (reverent tone indicator) that she emotionally brutalizes them into compliance until the tables turn.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I mark my territory with my scent glands like a cat on Springtrap. It's what I do. #FNAF
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Traditional #shigaraki from #bnha comm for a friend I did a couple years back. I learned I can draw Monster Energy cans that day; I used ink & colored pencil then glossed some white pain over them to sorta sell the effect.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Joke's on you, they ran out a week ago
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
JACKING OFF POST SURGERY & more hilarious (yet painful!) acts to do without a gallbladder: Bsky "darling" Sphaliro tells all in his heartwarming/crotch-stimulating memoir! "I can never admit *how* I J.O," he says. "The virgin-hunters will hunt me down for my rare gap-moe. I'm scared..." How cool!
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G-Pool 🔰💙 @gpool.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
POV you just told her another pun #zoillust
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Holy WOWWIE
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I'm friends with The Boiled One. He's very cute and fun
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Here's a stupid comic I made when Oldschool Mickey Mouse got in the public domain. I don't endorse the shit gramps is spitting here, he's from another generation, man!
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
LMFAO
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
They make sure time travel never gets in the hands of the common man because the Vatican is devoted from keeping me from getting my hands on the ever-breedable Buster Keaton's mopey twink ass in between his delightful film stunts & antics. It would cause the President James Dean continuity (again)
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Buster Keaton Reveals Hair & Reacts
ALT: Buster Keaton Reveals Hair & Reacts
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Vampire with braces for my tentative brand, [club nico]. I was/am going to do a collection of monsters with a twist to them like this, I have a mermaid WIP for the future as well.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I love them, they're just little guys!
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I was gonna make a bunch of these as fake tourism t-shirts/bags/et cetera, it would be fun. I'll get back to it someday.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Medieval bestiary style Fresno Nightcrawler design for a clothing brand I never quite got off the ground, but you could still find soft-launched from years back on P.O.D sites if you looked. I'll post a few designs here from it off & on.
Fresno: home of our famous night-crawlers (by club nico apparel)
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It's so perfect, a true genki-ero that the scene was severely lacking🙏helps her stand out, and of course, ginger supremacy
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Happy family. #traditionalart #watercolors
Caterpillar mother, goat father, human child.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours." #fnaf #charlieemily
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I've had these OCs for over 20 years; by far my oldest little world. I want to turn them blonde, but am not sure if "dumb blonde" is too played out, so maybe ginger? They've been brunette forever & I'm thinking of a minor change like that.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My OCs; the Space-Time Witch Soradjil-ha (Sora) & her hapless clone sent to earth by mistake, Sheila. Sheila might be the only person capable of stopping her, but unfortunately, Sheila got none of her brain cells, so she's literally too stupid to use their shared powers for this.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
4/4 [not an inch of his organic material went to waste. just as he should have wanted.]
not an inch of his organic material went to waste.

just as he should have wanted.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
3/4 [OH NO! YOU'VE FALLEN VICTIM TO YOUR NATURE! YOUR NATURE HAS FALLEN UPON ANOTHER VICTIM!]
OH NO! YOU'VE FALLEN VICTIM TO YOUR NATURE!

YOUR NATURE HAS FALLEN UPON ANOTHER VICTIM!
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
2/4
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
1/4 I got into the Walten Files so I drew some art of my OC Yohann in the style a while ago. [Yohann Straub 21 years old (born 1961) Y: Ha ha, you don't need a job to eat, you know. Not if you're clever]
Yohann Straub
21 years old (born 1961)
Y: Ha ha, you don't need a job to eat, you know. Not if you're clever
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My Spidersona, The Incorrigible Spider-Man. The goal was to make a really vile little guy with uncomfortable focus on toes. He does heroic things, mainly as an excuse to cannibalize bad guys, which he did before getting spidered. He's an idiot who assumes nobody likes him because they're homophobic.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Since I haven't had time to draw lately, I'm going to share some old art I've never shared on bsky before a few times a day or week, that has been uploaded on my tumblr in the past. It's mostly OCs, but also fan art for things like FNAF & Deadly Premonition.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
He had to nerf us for balance in the shitty hero shooter we call "life" orz.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Thank you Eri! I care you 🥺
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
WHOA! AWOOOOGA😳😳😳
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Sometimes I see some of y'all reskeet fetish art I have absolutely no interest in, but it's totally harmless & chill regardless of how "weird" normies might think it is. I want you to know I see you & am giving you a chill nod & thumbs up. Keep being your own brand of freak, you crazy diamonds.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Based as all hell
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I have both a denpa oneshot I hope to do soon about an NPC killing PCs to be with the person he loves, & an isekai miniseries where a guy & his fujo bff meet a king that is cursed with everyone being obligatorily in love with him; how terrible & isolating that is, & how those two overcome that!
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I like that it looks like Goshujin is controlling Excalibur; a noble creature. You're getting so good at drawing girls too, the appeal level is really nice, the ribbed lines on the shirt are a great way to add appeal & form to even simple outfits 🫡
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
TRUE
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Spook-ass, Christ oh boo! boo! @loukas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
One of my favorite pictures is this one by Whitey Schafer from 1940. It was created to break all of the Hays Code in just one frame.
Image of woman in revealing dress holding a gun over a body of a police officer.  Rules are on a notice board, framed as Commandments saying thou shalt not
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I wish I was rich enough to be this big of a piece of shit tbh
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A good thing happened though. I stayed for 4.5 days (way too long for this surgery, it's normally a 1 day thing), so they brought in therapy dogs to help encourage me 🥺 they were sisters, and very soft x silky. They were making rounds after visiting the children's ward to play follow-the-leader!
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sorry I haven't been on in a hot minute, I just got out of the hospital after getting my gallbladder removed. You know how sick I was because I didn't even get to ask for photos of it to share. It was apparently twice as large as it should have been for someone twice my size, & full of stones.
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Seiya Kanie Waking Up in Bed Anime
ALT: Seiya Kanie Waking Up in Bed Anime
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
REAL AND TRUE!!! why must god cut down his cuntiest warriors...
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I love the water options, very kino
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Agreed, it needs more options pronto
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
NICE NICE 👍
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I'm so sorry you have to deal with this shit too Eri. This country is such a hell hole for disabled people.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I finally found a Picrew that lets me become a snuff film star. Life is beautiful even on darkest of day. Please don't make me look weird. Just share here if you make one with you/your OCs, if you want, so I don't have to beg out loud like a freak. picrew.me/share?cd=EFy... #Picrew #ホラーメーカー0187
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