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Nico Sphaliro

@sphaliro.bsky.social
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I'm an artist who might post here if the social stonks go up enough. Commissions kinda closed.

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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My sister adopted him because she said he was the only dog too terrified to approach her in his kennel at the pound. He looked broken & depressed. Upon adoption? He shivered in fear, had separation anxiety. But jumped for joy, loved cuddles. She had my nephew, so I took Taquito in 10 years ago.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy 16th birthday to my chiweenie, my chonquito hobbito, my sweetest, gentle, tsundere baby boy Taquito. He was adopted by an elderly man who died when he was 2. Since he doesn't know how to play & prefers cuddling, we assume he was his cuddle bug. He was sent to the pound... Enter: my sister.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I have a few digital collages of varying quality, let's start with a crappy lil' one that's straight up Forklift Certified. They all have weird amounts of meat (if not borderline gore) mixed with anime girls, for the most part.
hiii~ welcome to my room :3 

um... >_< just move my squishmallows wherever & sit down~
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Michael Tillotson from Deadly Premonition
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
(OC) simple Asha Lynn Lee pissed faces done in ink on paper. She's a pop star who gets kidnapped by a vampire & a cannibal, but is SUCH a bitch (reverent tone indicator) that she emotionally brutalizes them into compliance until the tables turn.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I mark my territory with my scent glands like a cat on Springtrap. It's what I do. #FNAF
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Traditional #shigaraki from #bnha comm for a friend I did a couple years back. I learned I can draw Monster Energy cans that day; I used ink & colored pencil then glossed some white pain over them to sorta sell the effect.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I'm friends with The Boiled One. He's very cute and fun
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Here's a stupid comic I made when Oldschool Mickey Mouse got in the public domain. I don't endorse the shit gramps is spitting here, he's from another generation, man!
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Vampire with braces for my tentative brand, [club nico]. I was/am going to do a collection of monsters with a twist to them like this, I have a mermaid WIP for the future as well.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Medieval bestiary style Fresno Nightcrawler design for a clothing brand I never quite got off the ground, but you could still find soft-launched from years back on P.O.D sites if you looked. I'll post a few designs here from it off & on.
Fresno: home of our famous night-crawlers (by club nico apparel)
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Happy family. #traditionalart #watercolors
Caterpillar mother, goat father, human child.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours." #fnaf #charlieemily
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My OCs; the Space-Time Witch Soradjil-ha (Sora) & her hapless clone sent to earth by mistake, Sheila. Sheila might be the only person capable of stopping her, but unfortunately, Sheila got none of her brain cells, so she's literally too stupid to use their shared powers for this.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
4/4 [not an inch of his organic material went to waste. just as he should have wanted.]
not an inch of his organic material went to waste.

just as he should have wanted.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
3/4 [OH NO! YOU'VE FALLEN VICTIM TO YOUR NATURE! YOUR NATURE HAS FALLEN UPON ANOTHER VICTIM!]
OH NO! YOU'VE FALLEN VICTIM TO YOUR NATURE!

YOUR NATURE HAS FALLEN UPON ANOTHER VICTIM!
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
2/4
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
1/4 I got into the Walten Files so I drew some art of my OC Yohann in the style a while ago. [Yohann Straub 21 years old (born 1961) Y: Ha ha, you don't need a job to eat, you know. Not if you're clever]
Yohann Straub
21 years old (born 1961)
Y: Ha ha, you don't need a job to eat, you know. Not if you're clever
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My Spidersona, The Incorrigible Spider-Man. The goal was to make a really vile little guy with uncomfortable focus on toes. He does heroic things, mainly as an excuse to cannibalize bad guys, which he did before getting spidered. He's an idiot who assumes nobody likes him because they're homophobic.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A good thing happened though. I stayed for 4.5 days (way too long for this surgery, it's normally a 1 day thing), so they brought in therapy dogs to help encourage me 🥺 they were sisters, and very soft x silky. They were making rounds after visiting the children's ward to play follow-the-leader!
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I finally found a Picrew that lets me become a snuff film star. Life is beautiful even on darkest of day. Please don't make me look weird. Just share here if you make one with you/your OCs, if you want, so I don't have to beg out loud like a freak. picrew.me/share?cd=EFy... #Picrew #ホラーメーカー0187
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
@takako.moe #takamurART it's a very special birthday today, so every accident is still a happy one!
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
@takako.moe finally has a new friend who likes movies as much as she does
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
#RurikArt @trickorsweets.bsky.social too many naughty Jackodachis as of late
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Thinkin bout that Dilandau twist in Vision of Escaflowne when I was watching as a repressed Catholic 12 year old. I was so mind-blown, but I also realized I was no longer going to hell, so I just lied down in my bed & deadass stared at my ceiling for a good hour or so. That explains a lot about me.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Guilty Crown (2011)
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I don't really know anything about iPads, so when I got a 10th gen(?) from a mistake my parents made buying their own, I thought it'd be enough to draw on. But, I just got a notification that Clip Studio Paint would no longer support updates on it. It was an older model, but still $$$, so, ouch.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Has anyone else had issues with Discotek media's releases of Kyo Kara Maoh's Blu Ray cases? Maybe it was a warehouse error, but my copies of s2 & KKMR arrived with s2's disc 1 holder being too shattered to hold the disc, & KKMR's back handle shattering immediately upon opening it.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I didn't get isekai'd. You're welcome
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I was troubleshooting my DVD player with my copy of Kyo Kara Maoh v1 & I forgot it came with this little transparent... Fake animation cel... Thing? Of the main character Yuuri. Neat! The box doesn't say anything about it, maybe it used to have a sticker on the cellophane.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
#RurikArt #takamurART we got ourselves a little trolling here @trickorsweets.bsky.social @takamuratakako.bsky.social
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Maybe God's right about us being evil... Why do I get 69% more on the homo side of bi when I'm spiteful, mean or angry... My apologies to all the Believers out there on this Passover & Holy Week 😔🙏🕊️✡️✝️ it's not your fault I'm like this it's the Michaelplastics
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
My fav:
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
SIKE!!! GOD FORGOT I HAD THAT MONEY, HONEY!!! CHECKMATE, CUNT!!!
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Text alt version:
"Hey. I want to see you. I'm at the barnyard. Straight up milkmaxxing it. Living my #SuperSquirter life. How far can you squirt? I know a cool place. It's called a Super Squirter Spot. If you wanna squart it like I can, let's hook up. Oh yeah, Otis & his old man have taught me good... Now it's your turn. Let's churn up some fun & some butter while we're at it. It's worth about $3 at that damn Gopher's..."
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Some #ZettaiRuriouiki for a certain Barnyard-playing #cowkini witch, Ms @trickorsweets.bsky.social !
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Also, in this issue, when The Mastermind was turned to stone & crashed down several stories, I totally forgot The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants used to just hang in the top floor of some commercial building. That's so good. Going from this to the entire country of Genosha? THAT'S hustle.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Normalize drowning guys in their mind palaces, this is something I am always saying.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Wait, nevermind, I do actually have something important to share. I'm assuming this wasn't as kinky in the 60s as it is now, but I was still caught off guard lol. What's all the Lana Del Rey coquette girlies opinions on retro comics? I feel like Jean here is one of y'all & I kinda love it for her.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Nothing special to update or commentate, I just really like this Cyclops pogface. Very tempting to not make it my icon somewhere
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
"He's a Pillow? He'll never be a Pet--" (SPITS OUT MY CEREAL IN SHOCK)
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It doesn't stop being moe-moe when this happens... am I evil for thinking that? (also Beast, I uh. Don't think you can call cavemen that anymore.)
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I gotta meet some fangirls from the 60s who are elderly & shit now so I can hold their hands & let them know how much I Understand, man. Where do I find them. I am living their lives one page at a time bro
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I also enjoy that Scotty boy got the 1st pin-up of the franchise. Either pin-up meant something different then (it did) or they are just based (my copium.) Even Beast got one before Jean did, but I don't feel like posting that because his weird human feet are too much of a focus for this blog, lol.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It really L's MAO to see Jean's biggest feat in issue 9 being that it's easier for her to ESP a log in front of a hole than for her to stop running into the hole. My girl has come SO far I am SO proud of her but it's also just very funny to see how even the writers didn't grasp how OP she could be.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Knowing me, u may expect me to say "button up slut" to Scott. No. I'm a better man today. Instead, I'm here to say, I'm telepathically mind-linked to the blossoming fangirl shippers of the 1960s the same way Lex Luthor was to Superman in All-Star Superman, where he wept at the beauty of his empathy.
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Jesus, I didn't realize this infamous moment happened in like, issue THREE... the absolute audacity of this man to have just always been Like This
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Big fan of this awkward fucking dork here
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Nico Sphaliro @sphaliro.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
"Iceman being gay is so forced & OOC" brother this is the literal 1st panel we ever see him in, this is a cuntier intro than Emma fucking Frost got, are you out of your goddamn mind
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