Kelp Shake @spessfan.bsky.social · 14hMe and my brother found out lesbians existed because of that one cartoon, Clarence. 000
Kelp Shake @spessfan.bsky.social · 16hPeople don’t take enough responsibility for what they let their friends do 000
Reposted by Kelp ShakeMedia in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/10/2026bro is called "john sega" 😭😭😭 769567
Reposted by Kelp ShakeDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore. 018472
Kelp Shake @spessfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Actually no after further deliberation the evil is, in fact, within my comprehension and fathomable. This highkey makes it worse. 000
Kelp Shake @spessfan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Y’know when it comes to the whole “lipstick on a pig” thing do people ever think it might be the lipstick and not the pig that’s the issue? 000
Kelp Shake @spessfan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Guy who thinks vertigo causes vitiligo and vice versa 000
Reposted by Kelp ShakeDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?” 016976
Reposted by Kelp ShakeDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident. 016467
Reposted by Kelp ShakeMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza. May peace be our future. 180126912235
Reposted by Kelp ShakeJac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"i knew i should have been mad before anyone even told me there was something to be mad at" 21112
Reposted by Kelp ShakeJac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026everyone has schizophrenia now 2435926
Reposted by Kelp ShakeCheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is immediately going into my vocab 2869761998
Reposted by Kelp ShakeStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026Share if you agree 189103533310
Reposted by Kelp Shaketobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago 515336868118
Reposted by Kelp ShakeMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/202625 years ago, terrorists killed nearly 3,000 people, including 2,753 New Yorkers. As we remember that terrible day, let us also remember the first responders, office workers and strangers who ran toward danger to help each other. 561328357342
Reposted by Kelp Shakeがんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026落ち込む犬の背中。がんぼるぞい。 translation: The back of a dejected dog. 040893
Kelp Shake @spessfan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026ok so I finally beat Undertales pacifist route and It’s peak, almost too peak for me. 000
Kelp Shake @spessfan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The worst part about this site is that you see takes Brian Griffin would agree with against your consent. 000
Reposted by Kelp ShakeJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP. 81214476326
Reposted by Kelp ShakePine @pines45.bsky.social · 31/08/2026HAPPY DOOMSDALE EVERYONEstatic.klipy.comSquidward Teteshrek Party DanceALT: Squidward Teteshrek Party Dance 0386
Kelp Shake @spessfan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I just finished my first playthrough of Undertale and I get it now Oh my god I get it now. 000
Reposted by Kelp ShakeUser with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 23/08/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 01346374
Reposted by Kelp ShakeTysoBro @tysobro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Spencer's as a concept is really funny to me because it's just "Here's a sex shop where you can buy all kinds of sex toys, but half of the store is south park mugs and sonic T-shirts, and it's usually within the vicinity of a Gamestop" 1477
Reposted by Kelp ShakeMedia in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 15/08/2026 225637
Reposted by Kelp ShakeWizardoFrank🆖 RAFFLE UP @wizardofrank.newgrounds.com · 09/08/2026Ten feet Twenty the donut man #requests #deltarune 3565341694
Kelp Shake @spessfan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026You think Kris’s parents noticed how they went missing for like 2 days or nah 100
Reposted by Kelp ShakeSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield 242150372935
Reposted by Kelp ShakeHouse House @househouse.com · 04/08/2026🔴🟡🔵 BIG WALK 🔴🟡🔵 Out now on Steam, Nintendo Switch 2, and PlayStation 5. Hooray! 4839021169
Kelp Shake @spessfan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Ethical cuck fetish where I put a manikin in the chair and Did it just move 000
Reposted by Kelp Shakelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/07/2026real art isn't in the cinema. it's not in books or libraries. it's definitely not in the TV. real art only exists on youtube channels with 3,000 followers where a guy who calls himself MicrowaveBen reviews tv dinners on a strange but internally consistent 7-point scale he calls the Flavornator 622884429
Reposted by Kelp ShakeJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026will take any excuse to post my favorite LeBron thing ever 2455911191
Reposted by Kelp ShakeDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 21/07/2026YOU - Of all the creatures I've met you are the kindest. 08737
Kelp Shake @spessfan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The evolutionary niche that Tirizians fill in the wild on their home planet is just ambush predators with rocks. 000
Kelp Shake @spessfan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Giant moth that’s the same size and as a Pomeranian and as fluffy as a samoyed. 000
Reposted by Kelp ShakeDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 05/07/2026BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - No. It's gone. Three times gone and never coming back. You failed. You failed me. BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - You failed Elysium 0555
