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Peter N.

@spenbald.bsky.social
260 followers 408 following 1.1K posts

A woman in aviators firing a bazooka. Librarian-esque, dog and tree petter, bubble slut 🍾🥂. I hope my pronouns (he/him) piss you off. 📍 San Francisco, 💓 Boston

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SFGATE @sfgate.com · 10h
The library did not sustain any damage.
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Black bear steals honey from Calif. library on 'Winnie-the-Pooh' anniversary
The library did not sustain any damage.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 12h
Just heard "Vibeology" playing on the radio and boy there's a song I hate to love.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A thing I'd enjoy feeling is Not Anxious.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
California needs more screens in houses.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mini vacation up the coast and watching "Death Becomes Her." The last couple weeks have been putrid garbage (except an excellent concert last Saturday) so it's nice to feel something that isn't sad.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm starting to think we should have punched more Nazis 10 years ago.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ironic, given what a knob the CEO is.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I truly try to tolerate workplace behavior that strays from my norm but fish in the microwave is a HARD FUCKING NO.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time I open this app there's a fresh new hell.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't-a forgett-a, pickled mouse-a!
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love that @harvilla.bsky.social boiled down "Smooth Operator" to, essentially, "Fuckboy."
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know these assholes are incapable of shame, but I really hope this dunking doesn't stop. What a colossal fucking idiot.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Prop Fest has begun. KQED always does such a good job explaining all the statewide ballot measures.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does anyone remember fun? I sure am having a hard time recalling what that felt like.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn the new Rodrigo y Gabriela album is so fucking good.
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Peter Hartlaub @peterhartlaub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“You cannot engage with Newsom in good faith, because what faith can you have in a shell of a person who so baldly pursues wealth, power, the next shiniest thing?” Nice work. His first Chronicle quote in 1991 was bragging about giving wine discounts to his wealthy benefactors. Has anything changed?
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I swear, if someone buys this and ejects the Marshall Store I am drawing blood.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is Peet's horny?
Photo of two incredibly milky coffee beverages with foamy tops  in Peet's coffee cups. The text reads: "What's New" above the image and "DARE TO DREAM TOP" below it.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Where did this smoke come from?
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ohhhhhh you love to see it
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm profoundly annoyed with myself that I've become a fair weather hiker. Like, it's merely cloudy today and everything within me said "nope" to a planned outing.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just had a sad when I realized he won't get to witness the absolute ecstatic celebration of his own death.
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San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle.com · 19/09/2026
A Bay Area fisherman spotted a two-story home being towed through choppy waters of the San Pablo Bay as it journeyed from the Napa River to Oakland.
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‘Totally bizarre’ but legal: Boater tows home through bay waters
A Bay Area fisherman spotted a two-story home being towed through choppy waters of the San Pablo Bay as it journeyed from the Napa River to Oakland.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In honor of our SF mountain lion, an image of my favorite sign from Midpen Open Space parks showing what looks like a recommendation to feed your children to the approaching cougar.
Yellow sign with black images and writing in three rectangular panels. Text reads: IF YOU ENCOUNTER A MOUNTAIN LION: 

FACE LION BACK AWAY SLOWLY 
BE LARGE. SHOUT.
KEEP CHILDREN CLOSE. PICK UP CHILDREN WITHOUT BENDING. 
IF ATTACKED, FIGHT BACK.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Normalize orchestras performing Tchaikovsky's first symphony instead of nos. 4–6. It's so good and so few people have heard it. Parts of the first movement sound like Shostakovich!
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kinda annoying that muting a thread doesn't include quotes of the thread. Unless I'm missing something?
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've noticed a number of pretty big errors in the graphics in ESPN's US Open coverage (Darderi from France, Pegula seeded 4th) and I guess we're just in the era of "close enough."
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is just a dunk on John McEnroe account now. God I hate listening to this man.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I mean, I'd watch.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Let them fucking perish
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lily sees you, JD.
Screenshot of Duolingo. The character is Lily dressed in various shades of purple. The Portuguese text on top reads "Eu te encontrei com a almofada." The English translation below reads "I found you with the cushion."
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If I've learned nothing else in my time here in SF, it's that the city is amazing at pushing problems down the street, solving nothing.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Is anyone else screaming? I am not sure how much more of this fucking timeline I can endure. Every fucking thing is so fucking stupid.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wearing a hard hat to bed while visiting Hetch Hetchy next weekend. 👷‍♂️
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“In the end, it’s not the greatest consolation on earth to find out that the people who wrecked 10 years of your work and your career are a bunch of galaxy-level dipshits.”
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My partner of 26 years, who is 2 years older than I am, does not know who the Snorks are. 🤦‍♂️
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🎶 The pedant in me is the pedant in you 🎶
Photo of an orange shampoo bottle with blue and white lettering. At the top is the brand name Activeé (sic) with the accent aigu on the wrong e.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hot tubs are needlessly complicated.
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 14/08/2026
EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.
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ALERTCalifornia @alertcalifornia.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
California condors are currently live on ALERTCalifornia's El Rancho 2 camera. Look for the condors at bit.ly/4xFJ8Sm (check the time-lapse if you can't see them) and accurately check their IDs on condorspotter.com
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Finally purging my closet of all the size S clothes I was keeping as "motivation" for trimming the post-COVID dadbod. GUESS THAT SHIP HAS SAILED. 😅
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Happy "NPR has a priapism for Phoebe Bridgers" day to all who celebrate.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 14/08/2026
it's genuinely, authentically wild to me that there are professional reporters getting defensive about the blowback of Lipton's dumb post giving a christofascist regime propagandist a pat on the back for being nice in private like they genuinely don't understand the words coming out of my mouth
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If your iced tea and lemonade are the same price, how is an Arnold Palmer $1 more? 🤔
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Henning @geohenning.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A new video emerged which seems to show a surface rupture in Yatsushiro, Japan following the M6.8 earthquake in July! Exact location of the video would be 32°30'04.0"N 130°38'29.9"E. Absolutely wild. Only the second ever video of a surface rupture forming after the 2025 Myanmar video! ⚒️🧪 #geology
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My only exposure to Fox News is the regrettable 45 mins or so a week that it is in front of my sweaty face at the gym, but man. Mamdani gets A LOT of air time on a network where presumably the viewership couldn't care less about NYC.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I think it's very funny when tennis players don't know what to do with themselves waiting to play the next point so they whack their shoes like they are playing on clay no matter what surface it is.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Kinda chic to ignore Internet memes.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
People who aren't from Massachusetts must be mystified by our state's collective obsession with a grocery chain
An Instagram post about a Market Basket themed drag and burlesque show including a rotisserie chicken eating competition
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