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Peter N.

@spenbald.bsky.social
260 followers 408 following 1.1K posts

A woman in aviators firing a bazooka. Librarian-esque, dog and tree petter, bubble slut 🍾🥂. I hope my pronouns (he/him) piss you off. 📍 San Francisco, 💓 Boston

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SFGATE @sfgate.com · 14h
The library did not sustain any damage.
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Black bear steals honey from Calif. library on 'Winnie-the-Pooh' anniversary
The library did not sustain any damage.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 17h
The "chorus", such as it is, is particularly baffling. A fake choir repeatedly singing a nonsense word in a spooky vibrato while she half-sings in a vocoder and makes strange noises. I fucking love it.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 17h
Just heard "Vibeology" playing on the radio and boy there's a song I hate to love.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@naturegeek.bsky.social I see you!
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A thing I'd enjoy feeling is Not Anxious.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
California needs more screens in houses.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mini vacation up the coast and watching "Death Becomes Her." The last couple weeks have been putrid garbage (except an excellent concert last Saturday) so it's nice to feel something that isn't sad.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm starting to think we should have punched more Nazis 10 years ago.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ironic, given what a knob the CEO is.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is the hottest thing I've read in months. Also, I'm straight for Nigella.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I truly try to tolerate workplace behavior that strays from my norm but fish in the microwave is a HARD FUCKING NO.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time I open this app there's a fresh new hell.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't-a forgett-a, pickled mouse-a!
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love that @harvilla.bsky.social boiled down "Smooth Operator" to, essentially, "Fuckboy."
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know these assholes are incapable of shame, but I really hope this dunking doesn't stop. What a colossal fucking idiot.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Prop Fest has begun. KQED always does such a good job explaining all the statewide ballot measures.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happiness is a real stretch most days as well.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does anyone remember fun? I sure am having a hard time recalling what that felt like.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What the millennial fuck?
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's nice to feel things other than despair sometimes.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn the new Rodrigo y Gabriela album is so fucking good.
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Peter Hartlaub @peterhartlaub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“You cannot engage with Newsom in good faith, because what faith can you have in a shell of a person who so baldly pursues wealth, power, the next shiniest thing?” Nice work. His first Chronicle quote in 1991 was bragging about giving wine discounts to his wealthy benefactors. Has anything changed?
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I swear, if someone buys this and ejects the Marshall Store I am drawing blood.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is Peet's horny?
Photo of two incredibly milky coffee beverages with foamy tops  in Peet's coffee cups. The text reads: "What's New" above the image and "DARE TO DREAM TOP" below it.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah ha share.watchduty.org/i/119173?ts=...
share.watchduty.org
Watch Duty - Wildfire Maps & Alerts
Real-time information about wildfire and firefighting efforts nearby
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Where did this smoke come from?
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ohhhhhh you love to see it
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Welcome!
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm profoundly annoyed with myself that I've become a fair weather hiker. Like, it's merely cloudy today and everything within me said "nope" to a planned outing.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just had a sad when I realized he won't get to witness the absolute ecstatic celebration of his own death.
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San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle.com · 19/09/2026
A Bay Area fisherman spotted a two-story home being towed through choppy waters of the San Pablo Bay as it journeyed from the Napa River to Oakland.
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‘Totally bizarre’ but legal: Boater tows home through bay waters
A Bay Area fisherman spotted a two-story home being towed through choppy waters of the San Pablo Bay as it journeyed from the Napa River to Oakland.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It seems they only require a steady diet of children and there seem to be plenty of those to go around, so...
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In honor of our SF mountain lion, an image of my favorite sign from Midpen Open Space parks showing what looks like a recommendation to feed your children to the approaching cougar.
Yellow sign with black images and writing in three rectangular panels. Text reads: IF YOU ENCOUNTER A MOUNTAIN LION: 

FACE LION BACK AWAY SLOWLY 
BE LARGE. SHOUT.
KEEP CHILDREN CLOSE. PICK UP CHILDREN WITHOUT BENDING. 
IF ATTACKED, FIGHT BACK.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Normalize orchestras performing Tchaikovsky's first symphony instead of nos. 4–6. It's so good and so few people have heard it. Parts of the first movement sound like Shostakovich!
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kinda annoying that muting a thread doesn't include quotes of the thread. Unless I'm missing something?
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've noticed a number of pretty big errors in the graphics in ESPN's US Open coverage (Darderi from France, Pegula seeded 4th) and I guess we're just in the era of "close enough."
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is just a dunk on John McEnroe account now. God I hate listening to this man.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I mean, I'd watch.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I may not be emotionally or mentally "well" lately but I said what I said.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Let them fucking perish
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lily sees you, JD.
Screenshot of Duolingo. The character is Lily dressed in various shades of purple. The Portuguese text on top reads "Eu te encontrei com a almofada." The English translation below reads "I found you with the cushion."
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If I've learned nothing else in my time here in SF, it's that the city is amazing at pushing problems down the street, solving nothing.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Is anyone else screaming? I am not sure how much more of this fucking timeline I can endure. Every fucking thing is so fucking stupid.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wearing a hard hat to bed while visiting Hetch Hetchy next weekend. 👷‍♂️
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My absolute fave
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“In the end, it’s not the greatest consolation on earth to find out that the people who wrecked 10 years of your work and your career are a bunch of galaxy-level dipshits.”
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My partner of 26 years, who is 2 years older than I am, does not know who the Snorks are. 🤦‍♂️
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🎶 The pedant in me is the pedant in you 🎶
Photo of an orange shampoo bottle with blue and white lettering. At the top is the brand name Activeé (sic) with the accent aigu on the wrong e.
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Peter N. @spenbald.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hot tubs are needlessly complicated.
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