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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs

@speeduffs.bsky.social
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Analogue man. Socialist. FPTP out! PR in! Pro EU. Often wrong! Extremely sweary! Follow if you post interesting stuff. Music. CATS!😀😸 #RealPolitik Very much about keeping the RIGHT out of power and in the bin. Is he dead yet?

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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 3h
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Wren 💙 @wrenkh.bsky.social · 5h
'One on a huge Dragon-fly' by the Australian artist Ida Rentoul Outhwaite
Illustration of a fairy standing on a dragonfly flying over water with water lilies in the bottom left of the picture. In the background a full-moon is low in the sky behind reeds. Picture is titled 'One on a huge Dragon-fly' by the Australian artist Ida Rentoul Outhwaite 1888-1960
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Kaia 📚 @anjaciske.bsky.social · 6h
Last sunset of September earlier. Good night! xx
View of the Acroplis from Mount Lycabettus at sunset.
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 6h
Oh dear Farage, oh dear. It's all falling apart isn't it? Pot stirring little fascist.
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 7h
Heh.😀
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 11h
Indeed.😑
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This week’s Guest Recipe from the #CookbookCorner archive is the Spiced Mince and Chips – oh yes indeed – from 'Dinner Tonight: Simple Meals, Exciting Flavours' by Meliz Berg! www.nigella.com/recipes/gues...
Photograph of the Spiced Mince and Chips from 'Dinner Tonight: Simple Meals, Exciting Flavours' by Meliz BergPhotograph of 'Dinner Tonight: Simple Meals, Exciting Flavours' by Meliz Berg
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Rachael Basil: Fox Puppet's Big Laugh
Alt: Basil Brush
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Mission. Film4 starting now.
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Ron Swanson's Awkward Smile Nod
Alt: Ron Swanson likes Ennio Morricone
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like a banana republic run by dementia Stalin.* *I'm not saying this as a joke.
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'Shut up and listen' 👏👏👏
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Prepped for later. Eggs and fried bread ready for the mucky pan prior to serving.🫣
Full English breakfast on a plate.
Does not include fried eggs and fried bread.
Yet.
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good grief.
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Welsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Looking for a taxi from Llanilar to Aberystwyth and don't want to take out a mortgage? Download the Uberystwyth App today. We guarantee a taxi within 3 days of ordering (subject to the weather and if the car's needed to take a sheep to the vet)
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Film4, Dead Man's Shoes. Feck.☹️
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Progress! Last lot of paint still drying, so started the lap joints on the work bench frame. Circular saw made short work of it. Now got to fettle each joint individually due to logs not being square.
Pieces of wood with rough lap joints cut into them
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Helen Whately likes this.👍
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤣👏👏👏 Bill, smashing it as usual.
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fairford: Was it the RNLI going after the US B-1 Lancers and B-2 Spirits? I think the public needs to know!
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Eepy Cat Cat Sleepy
Alt: Eepy Cat Cat Sleepy
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Platoon. Music. Damn.😥
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well...
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Paul Rudd's Meh Face
Alt: Paul Rudd's Meh Face
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is Farage compromised by agents of foreign governments? What nationality are these agents? What are the Police hiding? Just asking questions.
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Ryan Reynolds' Sarcastic 'Okay' Reaction
Alt: Ryan Reynolds' Sarcastic 'Okay' Reaction
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A bit of progress on the brick shed. More painting didn't bother with pics. Started on the other half which was previously really bad with damp. Now the bricks are fully dried out it's just inhaled the sealant and first coat of paint. It's gonna be a three coats job.😫
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lisa who?
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Adrian de la Touche @anoraky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
90 years ago today the people of Leeds drove the fascists out of our city. It’s more important now than ever that we keep it that way.
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A bit of dirty riffage from Mr. Butler. 🎶😍🎶 youtu.be/-PdKGDMhau4?...
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Suede - Trash (Official Video)
YouTube video by Suede HQ
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Getting some belters this evening!😍
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That sky!😍
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But possibly parliamentary expenses.😑
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
60 grit belt sander on the work bench bits. Two hours to do five pieces. Knackered.😆 I'll pick the best looking for the visible edges, then sand them with 120 and wax. Rest will get some varnish glopped on.
Wood being attacked with a 60 grit belt sander
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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T-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meanwhile in Basingstoke….
Danni the Nazi dingy slasher sobs after being denied Police Bail whilst a ten named character sniffs lines of coke in the background
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another amazing riff. 🎸😍 youtu.be/MbXWrmQW-OE?...
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The Police - Message In A Bottle (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ThePoliceVEVO
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Amazing riff. youtu.be/XbOx8TyvUmI?...
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The Smiths - What Difference Does It Make? (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The Smiths
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No progress today. Wasn't motivated for the sealing and painting. Trip out on the bike to restock consumables.* Did start measuring up for the workbench frame. Like Lego with power tools.😀 *Sealant, expanding foam, beer.
4', 6"X4" wood for workbench frame.Various auger bits for drilling workbench frame
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Liberal Democrats @libdems.org.uk · 25/09/2026
Lib Dem Shadow AG @benmaguiremp.bsky.social and Justice spokesperson @jessbrownfullermp.bsky.social have written to the Attorney-General to consider whether Richard Tice’s tweet is in contempt of court. See below ⬇️
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/09/2026
nine, and some five
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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AI psychosis for dummies: the Stephen Collins cartoon
Not everything is fake, it turns out
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't live anywhere near an RNLI station or where people are being brought ashore or put into camps. But it occurred to me that there must be a lot of people who do, and may be terrified that masked thugs are running around interfering with emergency services at will. Burnham, FFS! Step up lad!😑
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Waiting
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watching Dream Car Fixers. The chap says he wants a Lancia Beta. My brain: Lancia beater.🤪
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Back to more sealant and throwing paint around tomorrow.🫤 But then... WORKBENCH FRAME!😀🥳🪚🛠️🪵
Scabby brickwork that needs sealing and painting.More Scabby brickwork that needs sealing and painting.
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good grief, my feet stink.😳 I've been eating far too much garlic.☹️
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Nope
Alt: Nope
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally! Just need to nip all the bolts up.🥳
Assembled racking Assembled racking and storage bin louvres
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh wow! 😯
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