Reposted by Johnny 'AI my ass' SpeedcuffsWren 💙 @wrenkh.bsky.social · 5h'One on a huge Dragon-fly' by the Australian artist Ida Rentoul Outhwaite 042
Reposted by Johnny 'AI my ass' SpeedcuffsKaia 📚 @anjaciske.bsky.social · 6hLast sunset of September earlier. Good night! xx 3173
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 6hOh dear Farage, oh dear. It's all falling apart isn't it? Pot stirring little fascist. 150
Reposted by Johnny 'AI my ass' SpeedcuffsNigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This week’s Guest Recipe from the #CookbookCorner archive is the Spiced Mince and Chips – oh yes indeed – from 'Dinner Tonight: Simple Meals, Exciting Flavours' by Meliz Berg! www.nigella.com/recipes/gues... 712616
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026😯static.klipy.comRachael Basil: Fox Puppet's Big LaughAlt: Basil Brush 142
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Mission. Film4 starting now.static.klipy.comRon Swanson's Awkward Smile NodAlt: Ron Swanson likes Ennio Morricone 010
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Like a banana republic run by dementia Stalin.* *I'm not saying this as a joke. 011
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Prepped for later. Eggs and fried bread ready for the mucky pan prior to serving.🫣 000
Reposted by Johnny 'AI my ass' SpeedcuffsWelsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Looking for a taxi from Llanilar to Aberystwyth and don't want to take out a mortgage? Download the Uberystwyth App today. We guarantee a taxi within 3 days of ordering (subject to the weather and if the car's needed to take a sheep to the vet) 24514
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Film4, Dead Man's Shoes. Feck.☹️ 000
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Progress! Last lot of paint still drying, so started the lap joints on the work bench frame. Circular saw made short work of it. Now got to fettle each joint individually due to logs not being square. 030
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026🤣👏👏👏 Bill, smashing it as usual. 220
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fairford: Was it the RNLI going after the US B-1 Lancers and B-2 Spirits? I think the public needs to know!static.klipy.comEepy Cat Cat SleepyAlt: Eepy Cat Cat Sleepy 250
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Well...static.klipy.comPaul Rudd's Meh FaceAlt: Paul Rudd's Meh Face 120
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is Farage compromised by agents of foreign governments? What nationality are these agents? What are the Police hiding? Just asking questions.static.klipy.comRyan Reynolds' Sarcastic 'Okay' ReactionAlt: Ryan Reynolds' Sarcastic 'Okay' Reaction 161
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A bit of progress on the brick shed. More painting didn't bother with pics. Started on the other half which was previously really bad with damp. Now the bricks are fully dried out it's just inhaled the sealant and first coat of paint. It's gonna be a three coats job.😫 030
Reposted by Johnny 'AI my ass' SpeedcuffsAdrian de la Touche @anoraky.bsky.social · 27/09/202690 years ago today the people of Leeds drove the fascists out of our city. It’s more important now than ever that we keep it that way. 110833
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A bit of dirty riffage from Mr. Butler. 🎶😍🎶 youtu.be/-PdKGDMhau4?...youtu.beSuede - Trash (Official Video)YouTube video by Suede HQ 121
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Getting some belters this evening!😍 011
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026But possibly parliamentary expenses.😑 030
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 26/09/202660 grit belt sander on the work bench bits. Two hours to do five pieces. Knackered.😆 I'll pick the best looking for the visible edges, then sand them with 120 and wax. Rest will get some varnish glopped on. 020
Reposted by Johnny 'AI my ass' SpeedcuffsT-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Meanwhile in Basingstoke…. 54110
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Another amazing riff. 🎸😍 youtu.be/MbXWrmQW-OE?...youtu.beThe Police - Message In A Bottle (Official Music Video)YouTube video by ThePoliceVEVO 021
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Amazing riff. youtu.be/XbOx8TyvUmI?...youtu.beThe Smiths - What Difference Does It Make? (Official Music Video)YouTube video by The Smiths 150
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026No progress today. Wasn't motivated for the sealing and painting. Trip out on the bike to restock consumables.* Did start measuring up for the workbench frame. Like Lego with power tools.😀 *Sealant, expanding foam, beer. 010
Reposted by Johnny 'AI my ass' SpeedcuffsLiberal Democrats @libdems.org.uk · 25/09/2026Lib Dem Shadow AG @benmaguiremp.bsky.social and Justice spokesperson @jessbrownfullermp.bsky.social have written to the Attorney-General to consider whether Richard Tice’s tweet is in contempt of court. See below ⬇️ 39143
Reposted by Johnny 'AI my ass' SpeedcuffsWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/09/2026nine, and some five 324239
Reposted by Johnny 'AI my ass' SpeedcuffsStephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...theguardian.comAI psychosis for dummies: the Stephen Collins cartoonNot everything is fake, it turns out 512632
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don't live anywhere near an RNLI station or where people are being brought ashore or put into camps. But it occurred to me that there must be a lot of people who do, and may be terrified that masked thugs are running around interfering with emergency services at will. Burnham, FFS! Step up lad!😑static.klipy.comWaitingAlt: Waiting 183
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Watching Dream Car Fixers. The chap says he wants a Lancia Beta. My brain: Lancia beater.🤪 110
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Back to more sealant and throwing paint around tomorrow.🫤 But then... WORKBENCH FRAME!😀🥳🪚🛠️🪵 030
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Good grief, my feet stink.😳 I've been eating far too much garlic.☹️static.klipy.comNopeAlt: Nope 320
Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Finally! Just need to nip all the bolts up.🥳 280