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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs

@speeduffs.bsky.social
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Analogue man. Socialist. FPTP out! PR in! Pro EU. Often wrong! Extremely sweary! Follow if you post interesting stuff. Music. CATS!😀😸 #RealPolitik Very much about keeping the RIGHT out of power and in the bin. Is he dead yet?

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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 4h
... & Steel.😀
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 6h
Film4, A Christmas Carol.
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Albert Wesker's Deep Sigh
Alt: Albert Wesker's Deep Sigh
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 9h
Trigger's Mauser?
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 10h
Margaret Hamilton was not a mean girl. She was just awesome. She wants you to get in the car with her and all her awesome calculations because we're going to the moon!
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ASH TRAY The First, Popetato of Wülferhampton 📎 @thomasashman64.bsky.social · 12h
Offered without comment
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 14h
Yggdrasil.
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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 23h
Stick around.
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 23h
'Please don't bap me again!'😯
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 23h
Airfix did a Hercules with a Landy and Bloodhound.😀
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 23h
Yes!
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 23h
Putin only behaves when he can see the big stick. US seems to have dropped it.😶
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 23h
👏👏👏 STV. And Leveson. (And more).
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 23h
😧
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 23h
🙏
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 23h
OH! What TV programme was that used on?
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They will still kill her.
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
.50, right through the eye socket.
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Ron Swanson's Awkward Smile Nod
Alt: Ron Swanson looking at SEAL Team Six
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh bugger.
The weather in the Grand Duchy of Wakkers Feld
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Looks like The Big Tree.🫣
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My Gran wasn't this bad when her GP had the difficult conversation with us about her needing to be in a care home. You fucking know who I'm talking about.😶
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Feels like 4° 🫣
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't want to live forever! youtu.be/3mbvWn1EY6g?...
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Motörhead – Ace Of Spades (Official Video)
YouTube video by Motörhead Official
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God, I'd forgotten about Trott! 🫣
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
👏👏👏
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What the...
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The Rock's Iconic Eyebrow Raise
Alt: The Rock's Iconic Eyebrow Raise
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Spectre. 👏👏👏
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I often wonder what US special forces think of him, particularly the Navy SEALs.🤔
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Twitching Dreyfus
Alt: Twitching Dreyfus
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is that the one with Robbie Coltrane?
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Perhaps Badenoch can explain why this is a good thing.🤔
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Man's Disgusted Reaction
Alt: Man's Disgusted Reaction
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😏
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤣
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Cornish/Manc Parallel Realist (Worldwide Dept.) @leftymuso.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are no George Formby GIFs. Country is doomed. 😢
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Doesn't matter what I'm having. I now want that. Fecking Bluesky.😑
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Peow1 - Funny Pout Face
Alt: Child having a strop
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#DampBint youtu.be/0JNlOTccdck?...
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Excalibur • O Fortuna/Carmina Burana • Carl Orff
YouTube video by HD Film Tributes
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤣
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤣
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reality:
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E.T. and Elliot's Iconic Bike Ride
Alt: E.T. and Elliot's Iconic Bike Ride
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So, when are the Tories going to boot Badenoch? Someone please ask Gove...
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Ryan Reynolds' Flirty Smile
Alt: Ryan Reynolds' Flirty Smile
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am so sorry. It's Frisia for you I'm afraid. 😢
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
George Foreman grill Dutch?🤔
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Paul Rudd's Meh Face
Alt: Paul Rudd's Meh Face
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤣 May have peed myself.😆👍
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Apocalypse Now Helicopters Flying
Alt: Apocalypse Now Helicopters Flying Ride of the Valkyries
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That first one, there's some hours and skill gone into that.*🙏 *And the others.
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😆👍
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs @speeduffs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You must block this heathen Martin.😆
Proper baked beans and Worcestershire sauce.
None of this weak Hendersons nonsense.
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