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SpaceFunkSamurai

@spaycefunk.bsky.social
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Does super cool fighty things in space. Seriously. Super cool stuff. Fighting. In space. With laser swords & whatnot.

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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm available and my rates are reasonable.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hoping you feel better soon
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@thegreatbrianlast.bsky.social Don't know if you've seen this but I thought it was kind of interesting old footage. youtu.be/twgelvu6xVE?...
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1965: Is Women's Wrestling Wrong? | Tonight | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
To be fair is there a picture of Ernest that's NOT hot?
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh good, so you got my invitation then.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
One more reason to love this fantastic team and this wonderful game.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I was in Dracula in high school. The school paper called my performance "aggressively sufficient". Best compliment I've ever gotten tbh.
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Council of Geeks @councilofgeeks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Not that I was ever going to support Eli Roth anyway (because I don't think the man's ever made a good film in his life), but add another name to the pile of "filmmakers who tried to sneak AI into their movies and hoped nobody would notice." www.polygon.com/eli-roth-ice...
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Eli Roth Confirms He Used Generative AI in His New Movie 'Ice Cream Man':
The horror director confirmed using generative AI for the film, but it's still unclear exactly where it appears in the finished film.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just learning about the Hank Green/AI thing & honestly his output the last couple years makes a lot more sense now. Used to like him but then would see him be so confidently wrong so often about so much. AI might explain that. Regardless, anyone that doesn't fully condemn AI is trash. Fuck him.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I've found a really effective life hack for not contributing to the unrestrained consumerism, I call it "too broke to buy food". Can't consume much that way. Ofc the trade off is you can't afford food but "cup half full" and all that. Got to find the silver lining.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
She didn't really want that one anyway she was just making a token effort so you didn't feel you were wasting your time. Very considerate. What a queen.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Counterpoint: Nah
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Idk man, I'm kinda torn on this one. On the one hand, this dude seems like he's overreacting but on the other, a lot of kids should not be out in public. You know what kids who go see movies like? To be able to hear the fucking movie. Kids being kids is cool, screeching monsters for 90 mins isn't.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
If you don't have this game already now's your chance. A delightful, cozy little adventure that's the perfect antidote to these trying times. Can't recommend any more highly. Check it out!
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I just want it on record that Geraldine McEwan was the perfect Miss Marple and I very much approve of choosing her particular iteration for this.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This was inefficiently worded but you get my point. I refuse to delete and refine. That way lies madness.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Pine cone should be 2 words because it is a cone that comes from a pine. It's a connection of two things. Pitbull should be one word because it is wholly it's own thing. The two parts on their own are things completely unconnected to what they describe.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18
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Dark City: Sleep Now with Rufus Sewell
ALT: Dark City: Sleep Now with Rufus Sewell
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Good times guaranteed or your money back!* *The stream is free.
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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
“Yeah Ma, I’m not loving the carpentry thing but I’m kinda killing it as an influencer…. A shirt? Yeah of course I’m wearing a shirt.”
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I think there's an obvious answer...
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Angry Shirley Temple's Funny Face
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If you see me celebrating the 4th just understand it's only because that's @hekimae.bsky.social 12 hr Summer Game Medley day. I'm not patriotic, I'm hektriotic.
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Spectacular Demon Slayer Fireworks Display
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
John Mayer is just an awful person and for some reason he's always gotten a pass. I could at least somewhat understand it if he was a great musician but, no offense to anyone that likes his stuff, he's pretty mediocre at best.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Turns out there IS a way to stop "grieving" the love life you never had. Quit with the endless, obsessive self-pity and grow tf up. Life happens the way it happens and it's not always what we want. Deal with it & move on or crawl back inside your mommy you fucking baby.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This might prove to be the dumbest thing A24 could've done. The kinds of people that watch their films are also the exact audience most likely boycott anything with AI. Well done! It goes without saying that I won't be watching anything they produce going forward.
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Who was the last person MLK’s talked to? How did Rick James & David Bowie become social justice activists? How did a naked NFL star change music forever? And what does Afro Sheen have to do with any of this?
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10 Incredible Stories You WON'T See In HBO's Earth Wind & Fire Documentary
Questlove's latest masterpiece has critics and audiences falling in love with "The Elements" all over again. But the stories on the cutting room floor might be the best part of this music doc.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Love your game! You guys did great work!
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Aww, they have your eyes
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Congratulations!
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I don't often find myself jealous of a dog but I could really go for some fries right now.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The world has lost an incomparable talent but you've lost something so much more. I'm so deeply sorry for your loss.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This game is a cozy, chill , delightful way to spend some time. And it may just kick off a Moomin obsession that consumes your very soul. But in a good way. Highly recommend!
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Psyche @psycheplays.com · 11/06/2026
Signal boosting this again today. 💜 Whilst unrest has calmed overnight, there are still many people being intimidated or forced out of their homes. I'll look for other fundraisers or ways to help later and share here!
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Karmelo Anthony case is some bullshit. I don't think he's innocent but manslaughter would've been the appropriate verdict, not murder. And just between y'all and myself I kind a feel like fuck that racist white shitbag, he got what he deserved. Not saying that should be the law but also...
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I can do none of those things (I do a couple of them anyway) and I've still never used AI. Turns out it's perfectly easy to not use AI when you're not a selfish, witless d-bag. Or in my case even when you are.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I just recently started using Threads & while I'm not sold on it yet it's been really heartwarming to scroll through 100s of really sweet & touching posts about him. My feed has literally been 99% tributes since the news broke.
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Evil Hat @evilhat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Note: We do not use AI. Period. We pay humans to create our games, end-to-end. Adobe recently implemented a feature that quietly injected AI alt text into Umdaar. We've removed it, updated the PDF, and disabled the feature. We apologize for the error, please download the latest PDF. Also: Fuck AI.
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Hyper Games | Moomintroll: Winter's Warmth OUT NOW @hypergames.no · 03/06/2026
Snufkin: Melody of Moominvalley is at 45% discount on Steam right now through the epic @rawfury.bsky.social June sale! There is no better time to be a little rebel and save Moominvalley from the industrious Park Keeper 💚🎺
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I mean I feel like I'm going to die on the toilet pretty often so there should be plenty of opportunities to test this. If they murder me I'll let you know.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I don't think my elderly neighbors are interested in a knife fight no matter how much I challenge them. Plus, their hearing isn't great. Not sure they can even hear me from the bathroom. We don't all have easy access to violent death. Check your privilege, sir.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This was easily the worst Star Wars movie for me. I'd rather have another 10 Rise of Skywalkers than sit through another pointless slog like this one. It was like sitting through a fireworks display which I also haven't enjoyed since I was about 6. Lots of lights and sounds & no point to any of it.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 21/05/2026
Trans people are not “fighting for unpopular positions that society isn’t ready for.” Trans people are fighting to KEEP the rights we have enjoyed for decades. We have been able to legally change our gender markers since the 70s and before. Same with bathrooms, sports, youth, all for decades.
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Lucy A. Snyder @lucyasnyder.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The FCC is floating the idea of making shows put up a warning if they include or discuss trans people and trans lives. A short paragraph objecting to this would be helpful! The deadline for comments is May 22: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings...
In a Public Notice released on April 22, 2026, the FCC is asking Americans to submit comments about whether the TV Oversight Management Board (TVOMB) should create new TV ratings to alert viewers to “transgender and gender non-binary programming” and “the discussion or promotion of gender identity themes.”
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🌘Luna | Streamer @lunamothwings.com · 17/05/2026
I'm live checking out the first act of Zero Parades: For Dead Spies! What mysteries will I uncover in Portafino! www.twitch.tv/lunamothwings
Luna dressed as Lady holding a folder, a red coat wearing woman stands in the background, the zero parades logo with Early Access Preview written underneath
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
They missed the window for the best possible James Bond. Any choice now is meaningless. Just cancel the franchise.
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Homer Simpson's Whoo Hoo!
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Wow, that's awesome! Congrats!
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SpaceFunkSamurai @spaycefunk.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
What a beautiful girl. I'm so sorry for your loss.
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Hyper Games | Moomintroll: Winter's Warmth OUT NOW @hypergames.no · 22/04/2026
In Norway we have a nickname for Wednesdays which is "Little Saturday" and it can be an excuse to get yourself a little treat (and who doesn't like a little treat) Coincidentally, Snufkin: Melody of Moominvalley is on sale on both Steam and Nintendo Switch 👀💚
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Hyper Games | Moomintroll: Winter's Warmth OUT NOW @hypergames.no · 20/04/2026
Did you know there are only 7 days until you can have epic snowball fights with Little My? Moomintroll: Winter’s Warmth releases on April 27th! 🥳
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