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Silly game dev from Poland Certified watermelon lover and cat Different programming languages are just different ways of unleashing horrible things unto this world […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ wetdry.world/@Sparkwave, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Assign each headmate a UUID so you can keep track of them #feditips
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026
Windows youtubers trying out Linux be like: I've seen how much people like and praise Fedora, Kubuntu and CachyOS, and how good Plasma is, so instead I'll try out ShitOS with the Poop DE. Also, I won't use my existing computer knowledge, I will ask ChatGPT for help on how to do basic things but […]
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 06/07/2026
Does anyone know any good and based Forgejo instances?
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
Half of the people in here: Making things paid is ableist! You should make all your things completely free or else you're a capitalist scumbag! The other half: I fucking love Forza Horizon 6, it's so good, thank you Microsoft for making this game, I'm glad I bought it for $70 Yeah no, maybe I […]
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026
DELTARUNE IS IN FORTNIGHT
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Emelia 👸🏻 @thisismissem.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/03/2026
Friendly reminder: last year I built FediMod FIRES, a protocol and reference server implementation for sharing moderation data. I haven't yet been able to get anyone to adopt it or even signal intent to adopt. But regularly I see people complaining about the lack of data sharing when it comes […]
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 26/03/2026
What if I made a fedi or matrix where anyone can post nudes and porn of every (legal) kind freely and there's no rules except for something like "no politics" and "fuck transphobes"
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 19/03/2026
Warcrime is when you make the war a crime
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 19/03/2026
[Suggestive] Powerplay is when you shock your partner with electricity
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2026
WHY DOES EVERYONE MAKE SUCH BAD UIS Everyone always uses UI that are extremely hard to use and can't do shit using them, and if they can, they make the worst shit imaginable
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memes 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @memes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2026
But it gets better: In the Chinese CS community, fans and casters love to call players "chip engineers" when they get only 1 kill and mutiple deaths. It works like this: a 1-7 scoreline equals an "Intel i7." If a player is currently 0-7, they are "developing the i7." Once he get a kill and hit 1-7, the "i7 is successfully developed, and developing on the i8 begins." If he get another kill and hit 2-7, then i8 is failed to develop. 

Because flameZ went 1-18, the Chinese CS community officially crowned him Intel's Chief R&D Engineer(英特尔首席研发工程师) for successfully developing the unprecedented "i18" processor.
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2026
"Mobile games are no longer working out" 1. All the Chinese and Japanese gacha games are thriving despite being usually so badly designed, look at Umamusume 2. The Western ones are dying but this just potentially lets more indie gems into the market (although they'll probably be flooded by the […]
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2026
"The videogame industry is dying. This is a massive loss for the entire industry." GOOD. THAT'S WHAT WE WANT Stop letting tech CEOs trick you that this is a bad thing, the "videogame industry" is all the big fish like Fortnite or Call of Duty What we really want is the indie titles, the ones […]
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 28/02/2025
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
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memes 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @memes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/02/2026
Japanese tweet of a dog with the sun casting a circle around it captioned "They call it 'AoE'" (area of effect)
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 27/02/2026
You want to be a game dev because you want people to have fun. I'm a game dev because I want to create a deep enough mechanically game that some obscure youtube channel starts posting obscure facts about it every week and creates a very small, dedicated community trying to spend all of their […]
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 26/02/2026
Me: Switch to Linux! User: Uhh, does it support Krita? Me: Pfff, yes, Krita was made with Linux in mind User: What about World of Warcraft? Me: Yep, with minimal tinkering it works User: What about Disen ProVator 2560 XV? Me: Uhh, never heard of it, it looks pretty old User: It released in 1989 […]
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 12/01/2026
[rant about Temu, swearing] I fucking hate Temu I don't understand how their entire marketing plan is "you can buy tons of stuff without spending much money, like some kind of rich person" and people love it and are buying into this, even though thinking about it for 5 seconds causes it to fall […]
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 27/12/2025
Tumblr post from the-entire-chinese-population:

sports classification 
gimme the ball:
- football/soccer
- basketball
- hockey
- american football
fuck this ball get rid of it:
- baseball
- volleyball
- golf
- tennis
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memes 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @memes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 25/12/2025
Google is a pure search engine — no weather, no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions, no portal litter. Nothing but a fast-loading search site. Reward them with a visit.
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Pterry @pterry.fnordon.de.ap.brid.gy · 05/12/2024
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Screenshot of Tweet by @Dana Schwartzzz

I feel like this holiday season, it's important to remind people of the true meaning of christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more
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memes 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @memes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/11/2025
that one xkcd pillar of software but it's collapsed and looks like that one scene of evangelion
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sodiboo :pride_heart: @sodiboo.gaysex.cloud · 31/10/2025
my favorite part of "it's only illegal if you get caught" is that it sounds like a joke but it isn't. that's literally how it works. it's not even a technicality. you can genuinely only get charged with a crime if you get caught and they can prove it in a court of law, beyond all reasonable […]
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/11/2025
Do you caffeinate analogue (coffee) or digital? (Monster Energy drink)
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Phil M0OFX @philpem.digipres.club.ap.brid.gy · 12/11/2025
If you're the person who spunked £500 down and properly outbid me on the CSI / CSA Transputer Education Kit on Ebay UK a few weeks ago, I have just one question... ... can I please have a copy of the software disks, and some photos of the ISA card? If you can't do mastodon, my email address is […]
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Wieferich Prime @pikesley.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 10/11/2025
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate
Dr Manhattan's circulatory system walking through a kitchen, from Watchmen
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Anthropy @anthropy.mastodon.derg.nz.ap.brid.gy · 10/11/2025
pondering creating a website where you can click together a laptop sort of like those PC builder websites, except it leans on community input to figure out compatible parts for specific laptops beyond what's specified, and not just HDDs/SSDs/RAM, but also things such as e.g eDP/LVDS/etc screens […]
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Lilith Ashley Nyx Arson :mk_demon_red: @root.possum.city.ap.brid.gy · 08/11/2025
Thickness comparison of the iPhone 6 and iPhone Air, the iPhone 6 is measured at 6.9mm and the iPhone Air is measured at 5.6mm.

Underneath is a measurement of two vehicles, the normal car is measured as 6.9mm and the flatbed of a semi is measured at 5.6mm.

The joke here is that the camera makes the iPhone Air about as thick as the original iPhone whilst the iPhone 6 is a flat 6.9mm.
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2025
MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS [Obscure programming languages] INTO [Wasting all day coding little silly games and never finishing any of them]
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 30/10/2025
Fedi is feeling extra crippling mentally today. There should be tiers of content warnings so that I can allow ones such as "CW: minor swear words" and disallow giga vent/mh- ones probably
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 27/10/2025
Signal more like Sig-nah thanks
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 27/10/2025
For some reason I randomly remembered when I was new to Fedi and randomly encountered mental health content warnings (Mh- and such) and thought that people were doing a weird moan before venting (Mhh~)
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2025
This is a photo from the shed at work. These are nests that mud bees build. Usually they are brown because of the mud. This one is grey because the bees are using fucking concrete dust from the bags we have in there and it is basically an Indestructible concrete bee fortress.
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2025
Photo of a question from an exam paper:

1. What is the French word for "eggplant"?
A. のみもの
B. すき焼き
C. Aubergine
D. デザート
E. $&%()@@
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2025
A tweet by @Joshua_Ariza stating that non-designers don't know how hard logo design is, using the grid used for the USA Today logo as an example. The grid has a bunch of useless circle outlines designers use to make up a single blue circle.

(sorry if the joke doesn't fly for those with vision impairment)
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025
A Slack chat log between Marlusz and G.

Marlusz: idea: make numbers have the same amount of letters as they represent
o
to
tre
four
fihve
seakes
sehvinn
aeighteh
nahineaah
teauxoehne
eelehvehinn
touxwellevue
G: How much weed did you consume
Marlusz: touxhgwhuenneteigheh

// how would screen readers even read these
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2025
An illustration of ancient Egyptians building the pyramids with the caption "How tf did they build this without Teams calls, pitch decks, or AI powered workflow optimization programs".
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2025
Don't be this fucking loser inkupify.my/@kaeseafour/11528782160… #feditips
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Kalvin Carefour Johnny (@kaeseafour@inkupify.my)
@julia@eepy.moe It hurts me when you use derogatory words toward me. It hurts more because you're a developer of Sharkey, a fork of Misskey, but your attitude misrepresents how safe and well-being-friendly the Fediverse is. Your reply violated your own rules in your bio, including not to use sexual words. This has triggered my scrutiny of your account. I strongly believe that accountability is not optional. I will make sure you are held accountable 100%. #fediverse #accountability #respect #safety #community #trust #boundaries #integrity #online #digital #responsibility #wellbeing #protect #values
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2025
An illustration of the "Quadruple Baka", which has Hatsune Miku, Kasane Teto, the yellow one, and famous vocaloid singer Luigi Mario. I am not gaslighting you, all of this is real.
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2025
A Reddit post on r/AITAH titled "AITAH (Am I the asshole) for telling my friend her son's name isn't French?", which reads:

I'm French. My wife and I live in Canada now. My close friend, Emma, is Canadian and has always been fascinated by anything French, my accent, culture, even my name.

Emma recently had a baby boy. Months before he was born, she told me she picked a French name for him and couldn't wait for me to hear it. Later, her husband privately told me the name, and I mentioned that it wasn't actually French. I also noted that the middle name had a spelling never used in France. He said they'd be arguing about it, and she wouldn't listen.

When the baby was born, she proudly announced the name, saying it was inspired by me and my heritage. The name and spelling were printed on a big sign. Her husband told her to stop calling it French, and I backed him up. I told her the first name was actually Italian, and the middle name had an Americanized spelling. She got really upset, insisting it was all French and that French and Italian names are basically the same.

She accused me of ruining the moment and said I was rude for correcting her. Now she's mad at me and her husband, and people are calling me a jerk for saying the name isn't French.

AITAH? (Am I the asshole?)Someone replied to the post, stating they got to know the name. The OP replied back with the name.

It was Giovanni.
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2025
smartest twitter techbro
A Twitter thread between Maze and Jean P.D. Meijer

Maze: ffmpeg is old and outdated. is there a good alternative
Jean: how is it outdated
Maze: just look at the website, they literally use index.html in the url

and it's so hard to install
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Li ~ Crystal System @li.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2025
"They should make it illegal to .." wait no.. "they should change social structures such that no one feels the need to .."
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Li ~ Crystal System @li.tech.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2025
im seeing people being like 'boycott disney! cancel your disney+ subscription" and im just over here just never having used any paid streaming service (except jellyfin, if you count that)
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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2025
A post on r/FrutigerAero titled "I tried making it myself how the fuck do they do it", showing a photo of water poured over various fruits.
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Sparkwave @sparkwave.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2025
Was wetdry world down or is just nobody posting?
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