Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 6hHe has to deal with their bullshit every day and unlike a lot of his colleagues he doesn't have fond memories of the beforetimes. Not only does he channel Evelyn Normielib, he also represents millennials who are tired of hearing our Boomer colleagues say we don't have it rough. 0110
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 7hLike at least it's on a Saturday this year but we have never had a normal mountain time drop against the Leafs 010
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 7hStupid things Tindi gets annoyed by: why do we ALWAYS have puck drop against the Leafs according to their timezone and not ours? Literally every season we play them at the Can and it's a 5pm start. In Denver. Who've won a Cup in the last five years, let alone THIS CENTURY 121
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 8hLike literally the EXACT thing anti-SLAPP laws are FOR and the judge is like "we can't hold this man accountable for things we already decided he did because he is Not A Lawyer" like, what? 110
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 9hI can go back to saying fire Hakstol after every game though so that's fun (last year it was partly because I was worried CMac was gonna fire Bednar for him; not as much with Sakic) I appreciate Bednar saying that we can't just point a "be Edmonton" ray at them, honestly. They'll get it. Someday. 010
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 23hHockey update: The Calgary Flames might not be very good. Early days yet. (The Avalanche power play apparently scored all their goals in game one but as they've proven many times over the last several seasons, they don't have to score on the power play to utterly destroy you.) 120
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Kinda weird for them to try to help Marx and then lie about it 030
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Other people have done the footwork and it's not. He's really unironically this sad 000
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026In almost every case they did a hard pivot AFTER THE PRIMARY. Talarico in particular did a SHARP turn after he'd been named the candidate. What do voters do then? They voted for one thing in the primaries and then the candidate throws an entire set of people under the bus. 110
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don't think the Ducks needed to try so HARD to not be the only team left undefeated but I appreciate the solidarity I guess? 000
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This one (from the repost of the thread that originally inspired Rah's informative nursery rhyme) is even more relevant. 010
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026...i regret to announce this is relevant again. Mind you there's a reason this verse is in here, along with the weapons one 03115
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Does it have to do with Spider-Man? (Have diagnosis, actually used some of your old tweets to help me explain why I needed it) 010
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This doesn't make any sense NOW, but I'm still 90% sure NHL schedulers don't actually know Central Time exists at all 020
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Ah, okay. It's like Arizona then. 120
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Follow up: why the actual fuck are 2/3 of the games (literally two out of three total but that's a different argument) scheduled at the same time? They're not even happening in the same time zones? DC is Eastern and Winnipeg is Central? 130
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hockey update: what the FUCK is the Avs' schedule anyway 240
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Someone to hear your prayers, someone who's there? 000
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It never occurs to anyone to wonder why that works, like. At the dosage I've been prescribed it would give any neurotypical college students the cold shakes, not help them cram. If they ARE helping it's very possible the college student needs them regularly! 2180
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Some of those are "ooooh burn" and some of them are "help I just started gigglesnorting and can't stop" 010
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026For SOME reason my brain keeps fixing on Suffer-Not-Injustice Vimes, otherwise known as Old Stoneface, Sam Vimes's grandfather. Can't imagine why. ("I always thought it was a bit unfair calling him a regicide; he only did it once") 081
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Because the GOP is well aware they lose on policy arguments they do some spectacularly stupid personal attacks instead. One against Talarico is they keep claiming he's vegan, despite the evidence he is not. And no, I'm not sure these people are smart enough to know that eggs aren't vegan. 2213
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Are you the dead god of judging literally everyone else's love life regardless now? Shut it. 040
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And to be clear he is a judgy judger regardless. If you DO score Bone Man goes "should you really be distracted by sex right now" and SIR. Butt out. 380
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I want the Dodgers to lose at all times even when I don't want the Dodgers' opponents to win. It is a conundrum. 110
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We'd have LESS of it out here if we could get the damn ranchers to stop killing all the snakes and coyotes, neither of which are any kind of threat to someone who actually watches their damn herds instead of turning them loose. 0171
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And he wants to end the world because he can't handle mortality in a rational manner, which is, y'know. Ironic. 030
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My kid won't eat ANY sauce so I feel ya 000
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Someone said on a repost it should be "Yaltatas" and my vote is also with that 110
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Mind you he mostly embarrassed himself but it was still fun 010
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hockey update: wheeeeeee I love embarrassing Binnington 110
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Maybe she's trying to get you to visit? 070
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I did! I don't actually hate the Lightning, but they tend to be very like this in October so I'm not that upset about it. Now Sorokin HAS to score a real one 100
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh and for anyone inexplicably following this game via my skeets, Leevi Meriläinen is now in net. 100
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026...i mean i can keep threatening them with Kevin Lankinen wielding an axe since it appears to be HELPING 110
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026...i am available to neg anyone's team if they need me; results may vary 130
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I should add that I don't actually care one way or the other about the Vancouver Canucks; I just dislike goalie abuse. 130
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kevin Lankinen should be allowed to just walk off and not come back for the third. Put a defenseman in; maybe he'll learn to stop the Oilers skaters that way. 130
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Has anyone considered giving the Canucks goalies heavy weaponry and carte blanche to go off on the skaters? Idgaf if the Oilers score 10; if you would get the puck out of your own fucking end for two minutes it would HELP. 23-7 shot count after two is homicide-inducing 132
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah Darcy's the only King I feel bad for. 020
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Diamine is so well behaved with their special inks and I appreciate them for it because I LIKE putting the sparkle in my good pens. J Herbin is good about it too 150
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Okay nevermind two shorties is two shorties get it together 010
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We scored on a 5-on-3 after already having a power play goal? Is that allowed? Do I have to stop telling them to fire Hakstol? #goavsgo 110
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I know this because he got a hatty near the end of preseason and I declared he could keep it 010
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I flip-flopped for like ten minutes! It is a very close final! 010
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026All this is making me miss all the ridiculous memes. I got to say "his wife? A horse!" for something a little bit ago and it was like waving to an old friend 290
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And if people got too wanky ON FW there were side communities for that! 140
Tindi (who yells about goalies) @sparkletindi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Well good hockey morning to you too! 020