♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 6hStateside chart dated 10/08/2026 - top 40 tracks based on US unit consumption without recurrency rules. units for current tracks via Talk of The Charts. units for recurrent tracks estimated by me. (figured I might as well start posting these given I've been making them for nearly three years) 110
Reposted by ♡ sparklecharts ♡Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 11hThis is Miyamoto. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2 is cancelled. I need some time to relax and bounce on dick. I'll release new games when I feel like it. 21927220
♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026a second AI slop track may be about to hit the Hot 100 💀 100
♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Have You Forgotten (the 9/11 nu-metal cover of What's Going On? involving Diddy, Fred Durst and Jermaine Dupri)? 010
♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the fact the guy who directed this music video (Rich Lee) went on to direct that Ice Cube War Of The Worlds film makes so much sense tbhyoutube.comwill.i.am - T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever) ft. Mick Jagger, Jennifer LopezYouTube video by williamVEVO 000
♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026yet another reminder that Blurred Lines really was the worst thing to happen to the 21st music industry tbh 182
Reposted by ♡ sparklecharts ♡AUgetoffmygold @augetoffmygold.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When I was a kid the top 10 songs on the Hot 100 were read out weekly by the principal over the loudspeaker with morning announcements. Then they played the No. 1 song in full instead of the Pledge of Allegiance. And if you didn't stand up and sing along you were expelled for not being patriotic. 520228
Reposted by ♡ sparklecharts ♡Weezer Lyric Bot @weezerlyricbot.bsky.social · 20/10/2024I'm dumb, she's a lesbian 043
Reposted by ♡ sparklecharts ♡Weezer Lyric Bot @weezerlyricbot.bsky.social · 07/05/2024Okay bitches, Weezer and it's Weezy 022
♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 03/09/2026here's a fourth one for you: Forever Guy's chorus sounds like Falling by Harry Styles (there's tons of sound-a-likes on this album, I fear she may be needing her father's money to be paying royalties for a while to come) 000
♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026imagine how many weeks Run Away With Me would've had at #1 if the Imaginary Gay Chart had been imagined a decade earlier 110
♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026a day late but happy 10th to Young Thug's best project and best song (Harambe) 000
Reposted by ♡ sparklecharts ♡Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026critical to remember that for a lot of dolly's adult life she was a punchline - the reverence is recent. nevertheless she persisted etc 573570423
♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026evidently not yet though - RUBBERZ is still on the Hot 100 at #88, Movin' To The Sun (a re-recording of an AI-track) is #9 on the Global Excl. US and the Hot Dance/Electronic chart is still overrun with AI slop (TAKE ME, Like A Prayer, Mi Chico and The JAWN are all charting and confirmed to be AI) 000
Reposted by ♡ sparklecharts ♡𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐫𝐭 @talkofthefarts.bsky.social · 30/07/2026SZA’s “Good Days” is now certified Diamond in the U.S. (10 million units) 031
♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 25/07/2026the Wallening will commence until morale (read: chart movement/momentum) improves 020