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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 14h

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative, gets the people reading (it signifies that it's a clickbait hookline)

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 15h

"This beat is a shit, feces (uh)"

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 15h

I guess Nonagon Infinity opened the door (to this collab)

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 16h

the concept of King Gizzard charting on the Hot 100 thanks to this...

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Kayla 💛 @kobcritic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I really urge everyone to read the statement from “Laura” in this article because the way both Greep and the initial accuser have handled this situation is so aggravating and she’s so clear headed about what happened and why specifically it was wrong in a way that cuts through all the noise

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

this isn't just the British charts - it's on both Global 200 charts and #8 on US Hot Dance/Electronic Songs, meaning it's less than 5 points from the Bubbling Under 😭 Mi Chico isn't even the first Jason DeSUNO-assisted originally-AI afrobeats track to chart in the UK this year when this exists 💀

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Jason Derulo, The Second Voice, Qing Madi - LET ME BE [Official Lyric Video]

YouTube video by Jason Derulo

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

not even the worst AI slop on the Global charts! this is from the 'featured' prompt-writer behind global (re-recorded from her AI version with real vocals) chart hit Movin' To The Sun. like this one doesn't even have a song structure or coherent genre who tf is listening (#187 Global, #130 Excl. US)

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Bad Times Deep House

YouTube video by Imael Angel

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

it's already a big hit outside the US (top 40 in the UK and on the Global 200 Excl. US). oh and did I mention Melody doesn't even seem to be present given her alleged vocals are identical to the SUNO original and sound nothing like her - she seems to only be there to 'legitimize'/'humanize' them 🤮

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

wdym there's a Jason DeSUNO-assisted AI generated afrobeats song currently surging on streaming and #32 on Pop Airplay that has a shot at hitting the Hot 100 in the next few weeks (currently #19 on the Bubbling Under) - how could this year's worst songs possibly be that bad 🙃

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Dj Goja x Jason Derulo x Melody - Mi Chico (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Jason Derulo

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

(that godawful Drake x Don Toliver song that interpolates Choosin' Texas doesn't count given it doesn't differ at all from Drake's usual sound but I can absolutely see him making a trend-chasing country album by the end of the decade)

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

honestly the more rap-leaning tracks from Shaboozey's new album just made me wonder why none of rap's A-listers have tried to make their own Beautiful Thugger Girls-type project that leans more into country influences given there'd probably be a market for it

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

it's ok, I guess? definitely feels like a noticeably-a-bit-worse rehash of A Bar Song without the (Tipsy) that was only made because the album didn't have an obvious hit on it. he did interpolate a 00s rap hit again (the chorus is It's Goin' Down) on another single but that one isn't any good either

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Shaboozey - High Noon (Official Video) ft. Gunna

YouTube video by ShaboozeyVEVO

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

unfortunately it might hit the Hot 100 in a few weeks given its airplay hasn't peaked yet (it's #19 on its 42nd week) so it might cross over once it gets a max-spins push week in a month or so - at least its streams are in the tank (it's doing less than 58k daily Spotify streams across all versions)

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

just in time for the Tate McRae discourse cycle to kick into gear on Thursday... the bad take discourse machine has to keep rollin' ig 🙃

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

second song to pass 10,000,000 Luminate units within a year of release after Old Town Road btw just in case there was any doubt of how dominant Choosin' Texas has been this year - it's got an almost 2-to-1 lead over the next biggest song by units so far this calendar year!

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

She's come so far from the trenches of the Joyride era 🥹 #UpliftingTinashe

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

lmao at Rod Wave's label apparently submitting him for BNA at the GRAMMYs when he's been in the mainstream for like 6 years 💀

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Jack saying "Tryna come the same day as Jack? Rethink it" on First Class aged so badly in hindsight considering Come Home The Kids Miss You dropped the same day as Bad Bunny's Un Verano Sin Ti which ate it for lunch commercially and is the most streamed album of all time(!)

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

it's not just teased, it's officially coming out on Thursday night so get ready for the inevitable insufferable discourse cycle 🙃

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

the only positive I'll give First Class over Lovin' On Me is that at least he doesn't call himself Vanilla on the hook(!) - I'm still not entirely sure who thought that was a good idea considering Jack's image... (also "Y'all don't need Givenchy, y'all need Jesus" is worse than "sweet, sweet semen")

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

feel like Jack Harlow made some kind of faustian bargain when Nail Tech underperformed to strip him of any charisma or vague quality in exchange for getting a hit given how much bad First Class and his other future #1 are than WHATS POPPIN or Tyler Herro. agreed on the score btw, it's a 3 for me

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

the Tayloring will continue until physical shipments run out (probably soon though given she's shipping the vinyls this week already)

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

it's not even the right acronym given ts means 'this shit' not just 'this' - istg ts highkey pmo vro 🥀

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Melatonin #1 with Nobody Wanna Dance Anymore #2... the #1-2nashe dominance

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Yung Lean on the Hot 100 as a lead artist! (Ginseng Strip 2002 should've charted on 02/12/22 - it had enough points to do so - but Billboard were still being weird about older songs entering at that point)

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

wondering what Justin Jeffre was doing with his list - I think he might be the only person on Earth to regard Willenium or On The 6 as amongst 1999's best projects! (2001 being the only good album there 😭 - Kid Rock obviously sucks and Rainbow isn't bad but it's not exactly one of Mariah's classics)

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

like Dashboard, The Great Divide, Willing and Able, Doors, Dan and Haircut (somehow both not there!) are all some of my absolute favorite songs this year - I like that its length fits thematically with the album but won't deny (Deny Deny ❤️) it's probably too long (especially with the deluxe tracks)

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

it reminds me a bit of SZA's SOS (+ its LANA reissue) in that they're both albums I love and listen to a ton but they're both very long and probably have more tracks than they need to (the only outright chop for me on The Great Divide was A Few Of Your Own though)

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

between this and the Kid Rock christian-album feature, I guess he has the power of God and anime on his side now

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Parachute's up there for sure (although Decode would be my pick, many others have already mentioned it) I WOULD'VE DONE ANYTHIIIIIIING!

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Hayley Williams - Parachute (Official Video)

YouTube video by HayleyWilliamsVEVO

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

and of course the only track which people even talk about from that album now is the career lowlight Princess because he manufactured virality for the MV with a Pomni shirt + "dating a goth baddie" 😭

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I've been dumping the older full Stateside 100 charts here if you're curious about what they looked like - just be aware the lower positions and older charts may be a bit less accurate:

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SparkleCharts | Crownnote

Top songs, personal chart history, and more from SparkleCharts on Crownnote.

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

units are calculated using the standard formula of: paid streams / 100 free streams / 300 sales / 1 (I estimate a full top 100 but the lower positions are more likely to be inaccurate so I won't post them in full - the WoC column reflects those spent in this wider top 100 as well as the top 40)

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Stateside chart dated 10/08/2026 - top 40 tracks based on US unit consumption without recurrency rules. units for current tracks via Talk of The Charts. units for recurrent tracks estimated by me. (figured I might as well start posting these given I've been making them for nearly three years)

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

as for accuracy, Talk of The Charts' predictions are usually accurate to within a handful of positions by the later parts of the tracking week so they're pretty good measures of where the charts'll land

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Taylor's previously moved similarly vast volumes of CD singles this year - she shipped 176k physicals for I Knew It, I Knew You midway through its second tracking week to ensure a 2nd week at #1

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Taylor's team probably just moved up the shipments of her CD singles since Choosin' Texas would've overtook Patient Zero without them - ToTC's extended predictions show that her predicted sales rose to 140k from 6k in the early predictions

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is Miyamoto. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2 is cancelled. I need some time to relax and bounce on dick. I'll release new games when I feel like it.

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

it's out on Friday with this absolutely hideous (almost certainly) AI cover 💀 (of course he's five years out of date making a memecoin-themed album)

ugly ahh probable AI slop image of Pitbull imbossed onto a coin labelled PITCOIN - PITBULL used as the cover art for his upcoming studio album PITCOIN

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

not even the worst Bubbling Under debut this week tho when Water At A Wedding is at #18... that might be the worst song Nashville's thrown radio behind in a hot while (that's saying something considering their pedigree) and it has a chance of getting to the Hot 100 in the next few weeks! (yikes)

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

a second AI slop track may be about to hit the Hot 100 💀

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Have You Forgotten (the 9/11 nu-metal cover of What's Going On? involving Diddy, Fred Durst and Jermaine Dupri)?

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

would Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs count? there's a big gap in the vocals for the "Wait... They don't love you like I love you" but the instrumental continues

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♡ sparklecharts ♡ @sparklecharts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don't think he has any actual allegations - he did make a song for the Osmosis Jones soundtrack stating he "likes 'em underage, see" though but that's as much as I can find

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Cool, Daddy Cool (From "Osmosis Jones") [feat. Joe C.]

YouTube video by Kid Rock - Topic

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