"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 5h"that's none of my business" has become an increasingly frequent mantra of mine and it honestly feels amazing to mutter it, close bluesky, and then like, look at a squirrel outside my window or something 030
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026and i'm not sure you could cook up a guy in a lab more algorithmically suited to his stuff than i am 000
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026maybe that's because he's more of a twitch guy? but yeah i've never been served any third party clips or people analyzing his videos or anything 110
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026you hear a lot about him because you are terminally online. 95% of americans have no fucking idea who the guy is 100
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026we need to bring back second-run cinemas so i can see it in a theater, but not spend $18 020
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026honestly like 30% of my distaste for his movies is the relentless wide angle lens use. i like a hype williams music video as much as the next guy but 2.5 hours of a hype williams music video is a bit much, man 000
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026despite not really liking any of inarritu's previous films i gotta admit i'm genuinely curious about digger, having seen this sentiment expressed several times now 210
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Either night on bald mtn from fantasia or the ending of raiders of the lost ark. Not sure which I watched first 010
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026not yet. found her up on the countertops a few times tho 020
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026she's very good at jump scaring me. always popping out of dark corners and skittering across the apartment 120
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"turkey bout to self-immolate" is a pretty solid display name 130
Reposted by "Steve"Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026this moist kidult shit is exhausting. snobs are an important keystone species, and if we're not allowed to hunt bad taste, the environment is degraded for everyone 312221
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i want the specific kind of brain damage where i angrily tell the pope he's not an AI influencer. i bet it's a fun reality that guy's living in 030
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026horny hunt for smeagol movie is the only version i'll accept now 020
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026he did pause Speed after the bus jump to explain to my sister and me that it wouldn't actually be possible for a bus to do that. so yeah, i could see him saying that 030
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm pretty sure he's seen them. the beauty of the LOTR movies is you can just watch them as very simple, plot-forward stories if you so choose. lost highway...not so much 130
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"this had better not be the goddamn ending" -my father, seconds before the film ended 270
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my father is also very literal-minded and i've never seen him angrier at a movie than when we watched mulholland drive together 2100
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the 2028 tell-all about the herculean efforts they used to keep this guy walking and semi-coherent is going to be one hell of a read 020
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026finding out several effects shots in The Green Knight were just David Lowery fucking around with After Effects made me genuinely appreciate the movie on a whole new level 030
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026sometimes i feel bad for gothamist. they're being overshadowed by upstarts like hellgate, city reporter, nygroove, etc, and can't compete with bigger brands like the times, post, daily news. but then i remember when they busted the union that had just formed and i say "fuck em" 011
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026they're rapidly pivoting to a kind of "NYPost Lite" which is, in many ways, worse than the NYPost because at least they have a good headline pun sometimes 030
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026like, significantly more money. (still not a lot of money overall, but still) 020
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026happy spooky season! did you know you can watch our movie for free on Tubi? it's spooky and everything!tubitv.comSight Unseen (2025)After inheriting their estranged father's remote cabin, three siblings must survive the terrifying, ancient entity that still lingers within. 031
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026probably almost a quarter million $ worth of cars, sitting out in the open. god only knows how much his monthly payments are. truly fascinating stuff 010
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026guy across from us owns a maserati SUV, a lincoln SUV and a bentley SUV. his tiny 1940's-era garage can't fit any of them, so one's in the driveway, the other two are on the street. we live in queens, 5 mins from a subway stop, 15 mins from manhattan his brain should be studied for science 130
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026little man you could've just run into the hedge maze days ago and saved everyone a whole bunch of hassle! 010
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026really highlights how dirty kubrick did hallorann's character 1170
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the same can be said of any art form. what if i'd just been given a machine to make more of what i like when i was a kid? i'd just be watching endless iterations of all dogs go to heaven my entire life 020
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i wanna make a joke but it's really just deeply sad. thinking about all the bands that blew my mind when i first discovered them, and how each discovery led to exciting rabbit holes that expanded my tastes and understanding of music 150
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026regret to announce that emilio would've absolutely crushed it with me and my friends in middle school 050
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i'm your ken (from the movie barbie. remember that? haha cinema!) 020
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026they're either morons or they've got shit so rigged they genuinely don't care. obvs hoping for the former but uh, guess we'll see soon! 020
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you're doing them a favor by killing them. you're freeing them from a dull life of myopic provincialism 020
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026me killing a bokoblin in zelda and weeping at its anguished cries 030
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026watching the opening scene of better call saul and declaring it my favorite show because i think it's sitcom about a cinnabon manager in the midwest 110
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this has the exact same cadence as a tim robinson sketch 021
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Paramount's 2026 slate in particular is just brutally dire 000
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i'm not even a big A24 fanboy but this is fucking insane 130
