Reposted by "Steve"Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 21hthis moist kidult shit is exhausting. snobs are an important keystone species, and if we're not allowed to hunt bad taste, the environment is degraded for everyone 312121
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i want the specific kind of brain damage where i angrily tell the pope he's not an AI influencer. i bet it's a fun reality that guy's living in 030
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the 2028 tell-all about the herculean efforts they used to keep this guy walking and semi-coherent is going to be one hell of a read 020
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026sometimes i feel bad for gothamist. they're being overshadowed by upstarts like hellgate, city reporter, nygroove, etc, and can't compete with bigger brands like the times, post, daily news. but then i remember when they busted the union that had just formed and i say "fuck em" 011
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026like, significantly more money. (still not a lot of money overall, but still) 020
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026happy spooky season! did you know you can watch our movie for free on Tubi? it's spooky and everything!tubitv.comSight Unseen (2025)After inheriting their estranged father's remote cabin, three siblings must survive the terrifying, ancient entity that still lingers within. 031
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026guy across from us owns a maserati SUV, a lincoln SUV and a bentley SUV. his tiny 1940's-era garage can't fit any of them, so one's in the driveway, the other two are on the street. we live in queens, 5 mins from a subway stop, 15 mins from manhattan his brain should be studied for science 130
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026really highlights how dirty kubrick did hallorann's character 1170
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i wanna make a joke but it's really just deeply sad. thinking about all the bands that blew my mind when i first discovered them, and how each discovery led to exciting rabbit holes that expanded my tastes and understanding of music 150
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026regret to announce that emilio would've absolutely crushed it with me and my friends in middle school 050
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026they're either morons or they've got shit so rigged they genuinely don't care. obvs hoping for the former but uh, guess we'll see soon! 020
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026me killing a bokoblin in zelda and weeping at its anguished cries 030
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this has the exact same cadence as a tim robinson sketch 021
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i'm not even a big A24 fanboy but this is fucking insane 130
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026when the grid collapses under the strain of data center demands and climate change in a couple of years, those of us who can read maps and remember phone numbers will truly be God Kings 092
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026seen some folks complain about the lack of practical effects in the new resident evil and normally i'm right on board, but in this specific instance, fully CGI monsters seem extremely appropriate 100
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026this is the kind of headline a time traveler shows to someone in the past to convince that person to kill themselves 110
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's completely nuts that cars are still allowed up there at all, honestly "you know what this train station needs? a road on its roof" 020
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026hmmm so integrating FrameIO into Premiere really gobbles up all your RAM huh? 000
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026hey did you know we're making a documentary about the rebirth of independent cinemas, and how they're helping keep indie film alive by providing new distribution avenues outside of corporate media? *article unrelated. i don't know how to remove it 011
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Look streaming services might’ve ruined the tv business model and enshittified themselves with ads but at least the shows they produce are absolute dogshit 000
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026beginning to think building an entire culture around Rugged Individualism is not conducive to a sustainable, long-term society 120
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I've watched hundreds of hours of premiere/after effects/resolve tutorials over the years and the least i can do is give those people a few cents of ad revenue stealing from the Troops Who Post Tutorials should get you sent to a work campnymag.comThe Chatbots Are Pivoting to VideoAI companies have a new favorite source material 142
Reposted by "Steve"your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026they committed the largest theft of labor in human history to blow up schools, to give pedophiles a CSAM generator, to give organized crime syndicates the easiest way to scam your parents and children, to destroy communities. but hey it can send an email for you. worth it, right? 0123
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026lotta chutzpah out there. whole buncha audacity. world's silly with it 010
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the popular theory that this was all intentional to destroy CBS just doesn't hold up. these people are evil, sure, but they're also vain. they want to be seen as genius media moguls. they want to prove the gatekeeping libs who stood in their way wrong 130
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the car/bus crash is the tragic result of a century of car culture and disinvestment in public transit that will take decades of hard work to fix the helicopter crash is the tragic result of "haha chopper blades go WHUP WHUP WHUP hahaha wheee!" 120
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026kinda funny that 45% of people will watch an arsonist burn their house down and then say "you know who i think would be pretty good at keeping my house safe? that guy!" 110
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026my "i am not complicit" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt 010
Reposted by "Steve"your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026might've been nice to see rob reiner win a posthumous emmy but idk i don't run awards shows better have a second parody song 0101
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Widows Bay was fun and I’m happy for it but if you’re looking for another comedy to check out, The Chair Company is still the best show I’ve watched this year 030
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026oh man her outfit really went Woodley Mode (that’s bad) 000
Reposted by "Steve"your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026she should have attended like this, all-time bit 111815
Reposted by "Steve"James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026We should start calling these Cronenburgers 511592265
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026there's signs for a missing bird all over our neighborhood. in other news if i ever open a tiki bar i've got a killer name for it: The Lost Cockatiel 150
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026one thing i never get with the gerontocracy is why none of them want to retire, live off the teet of their federal pensions, maybe write a book or do a speaking tour to make a few mill, and just like...chill out a bit? is the power really that intoxicating? 230
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026my terms are simple. cars aren't banned BUT: -you must submit a "proof of need" to own one ("i like to go hiking on weekends" is an immediate rejection) -take an annual driver safety test -can't be bigger than a Kei car -can't go faster than 30 mph -electric only 110
"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i finally updated to the latest mac OS and apparently apple has decided that including this option DIRECTLY below the eject option is a great idea 120
