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"Steve"

@sssparkers.bsky.social
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filmmaker (derogatory)

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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 22h
the inescapable charlie brown. he has hoes.
a headline on NY Mag: "The Inescapable Hasan Piker For good or ill, the Twitch streamer is now the most volatile force in American politics."
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sméagol-ass wife
Wife. Lookin like Sméagol
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
jesus christ have some self respect
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
regret to announce that emilio would've absolutely crushed it with me and my friends in middle school
rona's text: swan boy liked the janitor who took his glass eye out and threw it at girls

noel's text: Emilio

rona's text "he threw his eye at me. I'm allowed to not remember his name"
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Glep
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i'm not even a big A24 fanboy but this is fucking insane
But the summer of 2026 saw both studios fall behind A24 in market share for the summer. A24 grossed $237 million at the domestic box office against $192 million for Paramount and $165 million for Warner Bros.
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
mamdani every time he interacts with trump
the simpsons treehouse of horror episode with the krusty the clown doll with a switch on his back that's been set to evil. the repairman sets it to good
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
when disney congratulates disney
timothy dalton in hot fuzz smiling in front of his own smiling portrait
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
new Bad Take Reaction Image just dropped
the final frame of Beetle Moses' comic showing a guy pulling his hand away in disgust
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i finally updated to the latest mac OS and apparently apple has decided that including this option DIRECTLY below the eject option is a great idea
on apple's new dropdown menu, you can eject your external hard drive, or just a couple centimeters below that you can ERASE THE DISK
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"to my fellow out-of-state students"
steve buscemi in 30 rock saying "how do you do, fellow kids?"
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
chuck low hawking wigs in Goodfellas
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
every time the speed camera discourse resurfaces
an exhausted liz lemon asking jack to "just say 'i enjoy speeding.' this is taking forever"
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
*3 days after mt st helens erupts* "hmm that mountain's startin' to look a little iffy, if i do say so myself..."
WSJ Opinion headline by Peggy Noonan: "Trump is starting to look precarious"
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
why do all gen z women dress like this now?
Kevin smith at the gas station
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
lauren's famous tweet: "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refused to participate in that kind of perversion"
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the alien disguised as a sexy lady in mars attacks
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i can't believe donald trump literally did the gag from futurama. easily among the top 10 funniest things he's ever done
president truman landing at area 51 in a box labeled "canned eggs" in the "roswell that ends well" episode of futurama
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
not to mansplain but i think she should've done it IRL, if i'm being honest
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is Freezing Her Eggs Online
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
tag yourself
special appearance from local legend Steve
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
wow what a clever strategy. actually renting out an empty home to people who will use it year-round. those rich folks think of everything!
The owners well above the $5-million mark are pursuing other strategies, including a desperate hunt for renters.
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
tfw u pick H
Jared Harris as Captain Crozier in the AMC limited series The Terror
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Shout out to the Zohran staffer who finally got me to open an email
From Zohran Mamdani: subject: "it happened'
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
And live music!
A rock band performing in the open street
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
dril tweet:  "the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron."
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
hey sorry quick question. what the fuck are you talking about
a variety headline announcing that simon pegg will voice the Balrog in season 3 of Rings of Power. it's not a joke headline. it's real
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
sy ableman???
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it's not the funniest line in the series but it's probably the one i've repeated the most
Zoidberg yelling "your music's bad, and you should feel bad!"
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i wish i had friends as supportive as noel and rona
noel saying "not bad!" and rona saying "you're really getting good at those!" in response to a sick move swan boy just did
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I just walked 5 blocks to the grocery and my lungs feel like I slammed a pack of marlboro reds so, sorry but i don't think this is accurate
Moderate air quality
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
trying to edit our little documentary about movie theaters while a diarrhea outbreak spreads, the iran war escalates, ICE murder squads roam freely, and our skies turn orange from wildfire smoke
the guy mowing his lawn while a tornado touches down behind him
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@schwindter.bsky.social and I made a list of predictions for trump's second term shortly after the election and well would you look at that
Dismantling of the FDA
RFK Jr will completely deregulate our food supply
Listeria already bad now, will be a daily concern
Salmonella everywhere, E.coli
Fewer recalls possibly because there’s no infrastructure to enforce or trigger them?
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
if you'd have shown me this headline when trump got elected i'd have said "i mean yeah that seems about right"
The US’s explosive diarrhea problem is worse than you think—and it’s about to get even messier.
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
holy shit i know exactly where this is. who wants to meet up? maps.app.goo.gl/VbCKvhWm2N47...
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
*gratefully, choked up, tears streaming down my face* "nice..."
our campaign ended successfully with 69 backers
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Our doc is about human-made art and the people who share it; the communities that form, the friendships, the sense of shared space and experience. We've got one day left in our crowdfunding campaign and every dollar raised goes directly to the film. Check it out! www.kickstarter.com/projects/swp...
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i just hope he still has time to work on his NFT animated series!
Variety headline: Seth Green Joins Global Gaming League’s Advisory Board as Esports Entertainment Company Launches New Gaming Platform, GGL Primes (EXCLUSIVE)
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
it's her time
Ms Rachel
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wes Bentley in American beauty
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i always wonder if people who post like this also talk this way IRL and what kind of weird looks people give them
A reply I got saying "You need to ban landlords, but the serfs in the Anglosphere nations are so servile they can't even consider such a basic reality."
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i ask myself this same question every time i post
the telegraph headline "Is there anything more pathetic than a Bluesky user?"
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
One of our big Kickstarter backers was a scammer maybe, and backed out. So, if you can, we'd love your support to make up for all the jerks out there! www.kickstarter.com/projects/swp...
Our funding progress went from $16,000 to $14,000 overnight
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
reading this as a non-comics guy
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
JAV titles
How Weiner was treated is disgusting, full stop.
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
money
NYMag headline: "What does mark zuckerberg want with prediction markets?"
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Robert Pattinson in The Lighthouse with a speech bubble
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
centrist dems when a trillionaire white supremacist kills hundreds of thousands across the globe vs centrist dems when three left-of-center candidates win in free and fair elections
the Shaq "I sleep" "real shit?" meme
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"Steve" @sssparkers.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
this is the one thing we DIDN'T want to happen!
We lost a backer. It's not a big deal, it was only $10 and we knew they were a scammer anyway, but STILL
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