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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan

@spark898.bsky.social
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The Ryan you all know and tolerate from the bird app

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not much on this yet, but I certainly hope this reporting proves accurate.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Michael Tracey is actively attempting to dox Jane Doe in the Cornell 7 rape case
Michael Tracey : If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy"Report" me for what, exactly? Save your breath, scumbag. Sorry you hate the First Amendment so much. Her identity is obviously newsworthy at this point, and I will take extreme pleasure in reporting it. (Not "doxing" -- that's a total canard)
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is bluesky following the anti-Discord drama or is that too funny for this app?
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Eating dog vs eating dog
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh right this app is still here
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Gideon Knight @glknightwrites.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
All dogs go to heaven. But Scrappy was part of the Jan. 6th assault and is proudly a member of ICE. ACAB applies to dogs, too.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Scrappy Doo did insider trading and was a known associate of Kid Rock.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
We are failing every marginalized group and that’s most of us.
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
insanely funny to ask trump following what people are broadly assuming was an assassination attempt, “why does this keep happening to you?”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
the GWOT also exists in the Bluey universe, implying the existence of both Osama bin Doggin and Saddog Hussein.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 31/03/2026
The 12 year olds at the Pentagon had a cool new missile they wanted to use. It explodes a few feet above the ground & shoots out little tungsten pellets, killing everyone nearby. They used it to bomb a sports facility where girls were playing volleyball. Killed 21 people. In your name.
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New U.S. Missile Hit Iranian Sports Hall and School, Analysis Shows
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
X Dick
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Jesusfuck I come back here for my monthly "oh right that app" and instantly get hit with infantrydork bullshit
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Mary L Trump @maryltrump.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Every American needs to watch this:
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow. Here it is:
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If I was a smart paramilitary thug (which, yes, I know), I would be contemplating the fact that by not revealing individual offenders, the only remaining option is collective retribution
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If you see an ICE agent, it is your responsibility to warn people If you know an ICE agent, it is your responsibility to expose them If you are an ICE agent, it is your responsibility to kiII yourself Simple as
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
An ICE agent on every lamppost
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Uh huh sure
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Can we fuck it
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jamestiv.bsky.social @jamestiv.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
There's gonna be a point where they shoot someone while in a vulnerable position and the crowd is going to move forward instead of back.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 09/01/2026
When juries started refusing to indict or convict activists on bogus charges, DHS shifted very quickly to shooting activists in the face. That is not a coincidence.
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
ICE agents aren't people and are therefore exempt from things like "human rights" and "oxygen". Abolishing ICE is no longer the moderate position. These fascists should be made to literally dig their own graves.
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Can I say the reasonable solution to ICE here or is it still to shitlib
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/12/2025
 "Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands." ANTHONY BOURDAIN
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Max
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Fred
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Just so everyone is aware, over on twitter Roger Stone is taking out attack ads against Steve Bannon.
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Fred
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/10/2025
they’re intenionally advertising to and recruiting far right loyalists. they post and reply to explicit groyper memes. they’re not super subtle about what this government is
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Double or nothing
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
So has this place learned how to Post™ properly or is it still just annoying lib stuff?
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket .
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Monthly check-in with this app Fuck ICE, fuck LAPD, may all fascists and pigs meet John C Woods very soon.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Oh Voldemort is the eternal and all powerful lord of darkness or whatever? Okay, well. Allow me to introduce you to CENTCOM.
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Oh hey that's right I have this app Anyway enjoy this upsetting but oddly not terrible snack
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 05/03/2025
Think we’ve forgotten about the time that Elon was booed so badly by fans of Dave Chapelle (of all people) that he locked himself in his office and Twitter employees considered calling the cops to do a wellness check. What I’m saying is we can go harder.
screenshot that reads Elon Musk almost needed SFPD wellness check after ‘breakdown,’ getting booed at Dave Chappelle show ‘He got to a point where he locked himself in his office, was so upset’ that Twitter employees feared he would hurt himself, the author of a new book says about the billionaire
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
In case you were wondering what's going on in the other place
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/02/2025
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jcksonmaine-archive-deactivated on tumblr posted an image of Ripley, from Alien (Sigourney Weaver) brandishing a rifle. Pasted on the rifle is the text: "ripley's believe it or else"

dovewithscales replies: "Every part of this joke is older than most of the people on this website."
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Local biotic gods in your area
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Orbital Drop Shock Ryan @spark898.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Stretch
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