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Super Large Excellent Cremulator

@spandex.bsky.social
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Opt-in Hate Mob branespeaks / spandex / wevz formerly "Chessington World of Piss (KC)"

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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah it rewards a lot of effort and teaches you about how things really work. But also can stop you ever making music again :)
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
and my master keyboard is a Yamaha V50 (lesser known 4op FM from the late 80s) that i've had since new :) i do a lot of stuff in software too obv. really love Bitwig these days.
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i wrote a reply to this then forgot to send it :) i am a middle-aged tech guy and have been collecting my whole life so i have an embarrasment of stuff :) i really like weird waldorfs... and modular / generative stuff. i have a few classic analogs too
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
recreationaldivorce
9am: i can't wait till bedtime

10pm: i have always wanted to write my own operating system
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yeah. Same. I definitely collect the machines. But I do also use them and make weird music that I rarely release :) Would never buy a machine I didn’t intend to make noises with.
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Troo. Makes a huge diff
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I swear I saw one for £13 and everywhere I look now it’s £30
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think the rycote windjammer for the zoom is inexpensive
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ah wikkid. I’ve not really looked at the tonverk yet. I need to make some music and not buy gear for a bit :) tho also gear is half the fun for me. Love just playing about
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nice :) I've got a 1st gen Zoom H4 and I still use it. Recommend getting a decent windjammer / baffle / thingy for it if it doesn't come with one. What sample thing did u get? Digitakt or sommat?
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We have a coat-cupboard thing under the stairs and we call it "The Beef Cupboard" because the cat always wants to go in it, as if she expects it to be full of tasty beef. She sits at the door, meowing until you open it. Then she goes in and checks under the coats to make sure there's no beef today
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Have seen this Nature piece about the effects of X's algorithm mentioned again and it bears repeating; exposure to a right wing algorithm makes you - measurably and predictably - more right wing, even after you stop using it. www.nature.com/articles/s41...
nature.com
The political effects of X’s feed algorithm - Nature
Among users initially on a chronological feed, 7 weeks of exposure to X’s algorithmic feed in 2023 shifted political attitudes and account-following behaviour in a more conservative direction compared...
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm just hearing that the Israelis, not content with committing genocide in Gaza, are now "crossing a red line" and risking "making a Palestinian state unviable"
Screenie of snippet from BBC:

Last week, Ed Miliband said he would unveil a "comprehensive reset" of the British government's policy on Israel.

In his first speech to Parliament as foreign secretary, he said plans from Israel to build some 1,200 settlement homes in the so-called E1 area - east of Jerusalem - were "illegal under international law".

Miliband called the plans "the crossing of a red line, as it cuts through the heart of the West Bank and risks making a Palestinian state unviable".

The foreign secretary said last month the Israeli Chargé d'Affaires had been summoned to the Foreign Office, where he had "set out the UK's profound objection to this move by the Netanyahu government and demanded an immediate reversal".

Israeli Foreign Minister Gideon Saar responded by saying it was "absurd for Britain to lecture the Jewish people about where they may live in their historic tiny homeland".

He said: "The UK government's decision to damage the relationship between our countries is deeply unfortunate."
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this is my inclination
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i am having an operation with a GA on wednesday. i know the name of the operation and i know it involves a small hole and microscopes n wotnot. do i google it and find out exactly where they're gonna make holes in me and how it works? or just go in and say "ok, make me floppy and get on with it"
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Cassetteboy @cassetteboy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
'Threads' but you're cheering for the bombs
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just Asking Questions, such as: “should human bodies primarily be seen through reproductive function for the glory of the state?” And “are those who reject their reproductive role traitors to the master race?”
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Domain Expansion: Joyful Chaos Dimension @pricethecreator.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Am I joke to you, Sharon??"
Befuddled orange cat next to Lego Cat
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This one is by the MP whose big issue is that special forces shouldn’t be investigated for the war crimes everyone appears to have known about for years. No, not that MP, the other one. Not the Tory ones, the Labour one. No, the other one.
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
never thought to ask.. but does anyone know how forensic Andy Burnham is? like, out of 10?
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
hehe yeh.. muth-in-law cleaned the labels off our gas one :)
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
tbf.. if you put a pan onto an empty ring, it selects it automatically and then you just tell it how much energy to wang into it. and also, part of the appeal is how it totally integrates into the surface, without things sticking up. i wouldn't go back. just think they could improve the interface
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
yeh this. we have induction and it's genuinely great for the actual cooking... but the interface on ours is annoying. if you e.g. wipe near the controls with a damp cloth it can say "error".. because it's capacitative. it's a miele which i think is one of the decent brands
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just America me a moment.. but if we America everything America it's only an America of America before we can't America what anyone else is America-ing about. Merry America to Americabody!
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We are all free to be a complete dumbass. And face the consequences of being a complete dumbass.
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
just saw a bird that was really "going somewhere". straight line. places to be. made me think you don't often see that "as the crow flies" isn't a good analogy imo. "yep, it's about a mile (if you spend the entire journey hopping up and down off fence posts in between strutting around in circles)"
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Reacher should get slightly larger every episode and they just never address it
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The right is paranoid about Islamic/Bolshevik conspiracies to destroy freedom and subjugate the white race. The left is worried about getting fucked over in heavily choreographed political/media outrages orchestrated offscreen by Peter Mandelson’s friends. One of these things is a crazed fantasy.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
haha. it's the green room.. they're all waiting there for you to finish the abandoned uranium workings
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i will sit atop the biggest toilet and do the biggest poos while my enemies deposit their pathetic nuggets and silently slink out
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
normal
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
always this. whether it's jason arday, ann widdecombe, seventy thousand palestinian children or a million iraqis - the important thhing is to maintain decorum
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
looking back i'm wondering what the point of these pants was. i think it's maybe for the reassuring feeling that "yes you've got some pants on" without you having any pants on in any meaningful sense. the hospital never knows when it might need access to the source of your shame
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
that is amazing :)
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Cannot compete with spoons of that magnitude
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hehehe. Frantically guzzling spoons right now so I can come round there and wave my stick in your face.
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hehehe. Yeah. The cost I pay is mainly in pain. Sometimes same day, sometimes next day. Need to add a violent loan shark :)
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
me: "and so they don't think about all the thing they have to spend their spoons on" any normal human: "you are clearly very tired"
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
any normal human: "in electrical terms, this is sounding a lot like you're describing having a tiny battery and a big load" me: "hmm. how can i get someone who has not experienced this to understand? well... most people expect to have an infinite amount of spoons" any normal human: "wait.. what?"
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
me: "how to explain my situation to you.. well.. you see, to get up and get dressed costs me a couple of spoons" any normal human: "oh, like energy you mean?" me: "and I only have a limited supply of spoons" any normal human: "like a battery? you have limited energy?"
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i currently have to think seriously about how much i am capable of doing in a day and carefully allocate my energy to e.g. "washing" and "cooking". so i'm gonna say something that's been bugging me for years: "spoon theory" is a fucking rubbish analogy. thanks
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/08/2026
thinking about what one trillion dollars of investment in clean energy would look like and getting so mad i need to lie down with the lights off
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
somehow i knew i'd need to screenshot this :) he's blocked me, presumably in an effort to save himself from another myocardial infarction
Rafael Behr's post, re: the neo-nazi guy Badenoch is wanging on about:

"The opposite position would be more rational. If she really thinks this guy's credentials are as exemplar of rehabilitation and can teach anti-extremism she should want him to have biggest platform. "It's ok because he'd only be on potholes and bins" suggests less confidence in his conversion."

my reply:

"the fact his website at the time was explicitly neo-nazi, devoted to attacking the left, non-whites, immigrants etc does rather suggests that his recent repainting of it as "i fell in with the left and became antisemitic but i'm over it" is a lie, yes. you credulous chump tinyurl.com/59pkahh9"
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the fact his website at the time was explicitly neo-nazi, devoted to attacking the left, non-whites, immigrants etc does rather suggests that his recent repainting of it as "i fell in with the left and became antisemitic but i'm over it" is a lie, yes. you credulous chump tinyurl.com/59pkahh9
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
christ on a bike
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It is staggeringly reprehensible and reckless to continue this insulting bullshit at a time when the global far right have advanced so far that *the leader of the Conservative Party* is defending recruitment of a convicted neo-Nazi, on the grounds he is an expert on antiracism and anti-extremism.
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Fucking hell. I know it really doesn’t matter but every time I read something like this I can’t stop myself wondering are they REALLY that stupid? or do they think WE’RE this stupid and they’ve cleverly pulled the wool over our eyes again? Either option is astonishing
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Super Large Excellent Cremulator @spandex.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That remains one of the more horrid things I’ve ever seen. I’m glad someone else witnessed it. Christ.
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