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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's the satirists I feel sorry for.
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GylesNaMopaleen @gylesnamopaleen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is quite extraordinary. I don't think I have heard a more coherent, articulate and accurate deconstruction & demolition of Nigel Farage's ReformUK, Tory & Restore policy than this. In under 85 seconds! @rafaelbehr.bsky.social is on here folks and worth a follow.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm the same. Until I was banned from public transport. Then I realised nudity was the common link.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thst robot wouldnt have fallen over under a Cardassian regime.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also, I'm sorry but these are not real signatures. m (doesn't know how to draw a treble clef but is going to try it anyway) gdb. hlu mul. All clearly written with their non-dominant hand.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's the satirists I feel sorry for.
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Working as a conductor on the ghost train was all tickety boo.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's the satirists I feel sorry for.
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LBC @lbc.co.uk · 07/09/2026
This is @mrjamesob.bsky.social's London.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Curb Your Enthusiasm: Larry David's Stare-Down
ALT: Curb Your Enthusiasm: Larry David's Stare-Down
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Its a common misconception that Marcel Duchamp created Fountain. www.theguardian.com/books/2019/m...
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When will the art world recognise the real artist behind Duchamp's Fountain?
Evidence suggests the famous urinal Fountain, attributed to Marcel Duchamp, was actually created by Baroness Elsa von Freytag-Loringhoven. Why haven’t we heard of her, asks Siri Hustvedt
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Death of Robin Hood - Robin Hood is an evil child killing monster. Ebenezer - Ebenezer Scrooge is a misunderstood businessman. Is Hollywood trying to tell me something?
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I imagine that would make it emit more carbon. But probably only for a day or so.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pervert toothbrushes. I for one request we ban them from public spaces.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Its a bit Guitar-a-largo
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's such a gamble when you get a face.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The second worst guitar themed after a tiger.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
‘Frank’ …by Seth Brown IG: @ aesethtics Visual artist & digital creator
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Also, if it's your first meal of the day, irrespective of time of day, it's breakfast.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/08/2026
Worth a listen. “If I was gonna stage a coup in 2028…”
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
One of French puppeteer Raphaël Gromy’s most recognizable performances features a puppet painting real artworks on canvas, blending puppetry, live performance, and visual art into a unique theatrical experience. 😊 IG: @artistsuniversum @raphael_gromy
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Photo realisim just looks like an A.I render.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How was this filmed?
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The teenage grunge fan from the 90s in me absolutely adores this young one's immense talent on the piano.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The V.A.T collected on just one sale of just one artwork auctioned came to £3.7 million. I think the Tax payer is doing fine.
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
true story: the japanese word "ramen" was first recorded in 1947, a borrowing of the chinese lamein, as a direct result of american rations consisting primarily of wheat that black marketeers made into noodles. this and more Sandwich Facts in today's column: buttondown.com/theswordandt...
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Notable Sandwiches #145: Yakisoba-Pan
Welcome back to Notable Sandwiches, the feature where my editor David Swanson and I slip messily through Wikipedia’s List of Notable Sandwiches. This week, a...
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Because they are really just marketing ploys.
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Three word film review. Spider Man Brand New Day. Milchick gonna Milchick.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's a Gretsch 6075 with Rickenbacker style inlays.
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Weird Guitar of the Day @weirdguita.rs · 16/07/2026
Maxwell Infinitum
The Maxwell Infinitum is a fanned-fret acoustic guitar with a large body that's been milled on a CNC machine. Instead of having a soundhole in the middle of the body or F-holes around the edge. there are 4 scoops (two on the front and two on the back) that have been cut into the waist of the guitar. Triangular soundholes are in each of the scoops. The way they've been cut into the guitar makes it look like the body has been twisted somehow.Here's a picture of the side of the Infinitum's body, showing off the triangular sound holes.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
isaiprofitable.com
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Is AI Profitable Yet?
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
To be fair Elon is a very pale shade of guilty.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
That Eko is very cool. Also a Marlin Sidwinder?
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm in one. Its a great way to structure a buisness.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yeah, but when it estimates your age as younger than you really are, its pretty fucking hot.
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 08/07/2026
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Binface for Clacton on Sea.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Honestly, he deserves his own seat.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Not being profitable didn't stop the world's first Trillionaire.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The rubber on that stand, against the nitro finish makes me anxious. Have you noticed any discolouration / texture change?
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I care too
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Ciabatta bread created in 1982.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Yes, I mean no. Fuck.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A small number of far right agitators were overwhelmingly surrounded and forced to flee Brighton today after thousands of antifascists assembled in the city.
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Whelmed to the point of gruntle @spandaukrump.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
They already know. They just dont care.
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