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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 23h
i might be having a bad mental health time. begins exuding slime
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angel💀 @sabattons.com · 07/10/2026
the best responses to a stranger casting moral aspersions in an attempt to publicly humiliate you are, 1. ignoring the person entirely, 2. explaining that you refuse to engage in the conversation and bidding them an honest good day, and 3. "kiss my ass."
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
why the fuck is there a wall-e game about to come out for the ps5
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Collin @colliholly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My dear spingleton... how I've missed you #deltarune
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old man sexualizer @pentagulia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i ddecided i wanted to watch a show and for some reason i settled on fucking, digimon digital monsters from 1999 so that's what i'm doing rn
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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still think about the conversation I had with an uber driver Him: so what do you do Me: I’m a video game writer Him: wait, video games? They have writing? What do you write? Me: you know when you open up a game and you see the words? Him: yeah? Me: those
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
A quick comic about daycare
a comic. Panel 1: the goose says HI TO MOMMY as she runs into Emma’s arms. Emma says “hey little goose.” Panel 2. Emma and the goose hug. Emma says “did you have fun at daycare?” Panel 3. Goosie coughs wildly without covering her mouth even though we’ve been talking about that. Panel 4. Emma has gunk splattered on her face. Her expression is blank. Panel 5: “and shortly:” Emma is sick. The baby is fine, she demands PLAY ELMO SONG
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the duality of man
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
maybe a custom feed could fill that hole? idk though if there is specifically a Cute Girls custom feed ... but there's many a tool to search custom feeds by keyword if you want them!
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i managed to get outside to pick up a check and i treated myself to a sandwich (and by that i mean a shitty subway sandwich) and i'm feeling good :D #agoraphobia
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good to have a reminder every once in a while. It's easy to do, and the problem is likely to get worse. So make it a habit.
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bones 👻 @bonehearts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the patient needs ooc fluff to live #spamtenna #sneotenna #bonearts
An illustration of a jubilant Tenna lifting a furious Spamton Neo up into his arms. They are very in love.
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NOOO VASHWOOD
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
want to cry and scream out of frystration from trying to get this game to just let me run it, just RUN IT awesome average gameplay session
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i am installing fallout new vegas again it is time to punch mister house to death with my bare hands
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Deeply @deeply.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i type like all of these
variety of screenshots of people trying to say "shut the fuck up but getting it wrong"; "shit the fuck up", "shut the fuck off kid", "shut the up" and "shut your fuck up"
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you draw so good. i eat you
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
good morning gay people on my computer
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heaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
despite everything it's still you bitch
multiple headshots of my oc, ryhi, throughout stages of his life. ryhi has fluffy black hair with orange highlights, and tiger ears. he has bright blue eyes and brown markings and some scars on his face, and freckles.

top row, left to right:
ryhi age 8, grinning with eyes scrunched shut. he's missing one baby fang. he has no scars here. his hair is shoulder-length.
ryhi age 13, staring ahead, dead-eyed, shadows across his face. his long hair is pulled back into a ponytail. his mouth is in a line. he has a fresh wound over his left cheek.
ryhi age 18, looking off to his right at someone out of frame and frowning, expression unimpressed. he has a scar on his left cheek.

bottom row, left to right:
ryhi age 19-20, looking down, his hair much longer now, and his ears drooping. he looks exhausted and miserable, with bags under his eyes and a frown. there are new archon marks on both sides of his neck.
ryhi age 29-30, glaring ahead, teeth bared in a small snarl. his hair is cut shorter now, still fluffy, his nose scrunched up. his old face markings on his cheeks have faded and been replaced by ones on his nose and around his eyes. he has a new x-shaped scar on his right cheek. he's wearing a dark turtleneck and a greyish-blue coat over it.
ryhi age 35, looking tired, with a small frown. his hair is longer again and partially pulled back in a small half-up ponytail. his beard is fuller/scruffier. he once again has bags under his eyes. he's wearing the same thing as the prior image.
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YIPPEE
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(glowing, eyes levitating) Steven Universe
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
putting wooden sticks up your ass and pouring ketchup on you?
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
jhnb bhjijhnb
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
looks
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i miss the world before ai coding
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
auauauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
awwwwadbdfgydhjcfbhhbj ha anaaaaaaaaaaa
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phil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 31/10/2024
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
apparently a lot of people think suselle is "just" a rip off alphyne ..? i don't know what this means. i think in the context of the comments i saw they felt both "didn't have any reason to like each other"
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh yeah uh. hey i'm gonna try out pluey for a name. i'm being serious
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fun fact today is national coffee day
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i'm ok
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
aaaaiuuhb vgfdfcvb nbgvfdsxcv bvgfd
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@atdanwhite

Sexual empowerment is vital to a marriage. On Sundays my wife allows me 20min in my "horny tent" - she lets me borrow her iPad to google image search my sexual fantasies (doggie style, standing doggie style, etc.). If I'm not "in the mood", I surf ESPN.com or email
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Zarla 💀🔥🍙🌼👑 @zarla.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
deltarune chapter 5
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OOOOAFUYHGB H FJBU H! hi cool art
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
poigeymon...
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
man... i just learned that the pokemon forum where i first Ever used the Internet doesn't exist properly anymore... feeling some kinda way about it
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spamtonium.bsky.social @spamtonium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i nwant to finish this minecraft mod but also i don't </3
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 27/09/2026
Can @tuyoki.bsky.social draw this sprite please
pluey putting object on very low table by kneading paws (object is not seen)
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