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Twitter: @frankuskramer @malamindulo Democratic socialist, secular humanist, world federalist. I think, you tell me. ☽☾

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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wow this coke zero tastes extra metallic today
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
if you have even a second of wondering, "well maybe she did something..." -- she was raided by DHS, not the FBI
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Did you know?: Clive Barker stated the inspiration for Hellraiser came when he hired a couple gimps to help him forcibly evict a man he was illegally subletting his apartment to
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gonna coin a term "parfreyslop". If you aren't in the know this term is meaningless but if you are in the know there's a 90% chance I need not explain it.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think my first exposure to undertale may have been a "hot milk" video that popped in my feed for no particular reason in 2015, which I believe I watched a year or so before I knew what Undertale was. I don't remember the video that well I just have fleeting, possible memories.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This feels like something I’d say as a joke
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I very much fear an unstable equilibrium where every party across the west believes it will have two to four years to loot and crush its enemies but won’t bother trying to govern in the long term, because the voters are too fickle
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got wound up talking about internal drama, so let’s restate my priorities so nobody gets mistaken: end the genocide, end the occupation, end apartheid, free Palestine.
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
also, this is just descriptively incorrect. in order to believe this i would have to believe that louis beam's ideological antisemitism has no relationship to tzarist antisemitism despite the near-completely identical conspiratorial frame.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to clarify because I’m actually worried that people might misinterpret this: this wasn’t about anything in the news, this was me venting about something someone said to me that annoyed me.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Moral grandstanding is so fucking lame, you really ought to learn
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve been workshopping a skeet about fallout boy having hardline connections starting up and making bad music now but I can’t make it work so I’ll just say it: Fall out boy makes toilet music these days.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Worldcorp is so funny looking back. Hey let's spread rumors that we have child porn to promote one of the world's whitest sounding hip hop projects
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Indeed showed me a job opening that I could tell was the vacancy caused by my firing
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@happypaintings.bsky.social Is the shadowlands Bigfoot photo inspiration for the lord of flies at all? Sorry if you answered this question before. Love your work!
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t think WXH is a fascist or anything, but I also don’t think he’s very smart either
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Imagine being the dude that the Blippi guy took a massive shit on 13 years ago to try to go viral, and failing, and then seeing him successful now without having to get any feces on anybody.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Once you stop trying to convince yourself that all of your policy preferences are secretely really popular if explained in the right way, you will be released from samsara
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This was enough for four people to block me, lel
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The problem with the US left is they hate themselves just a little too much; the problem with the Argentine left is they don’t hate themselves nearly enough.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don’t know where the idea that the US left is overly secular or hostile to religion comes from. The US is probably the most religiously-dominated country in the W.E.I.R.D world. To my knowledge there has only been one self-described atheist ever in congress.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Replaying and actually finishing undertale has made me really want to get Deltarune but I have to schedule PGRE and make my loan payment so that’s gonna have to wait ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The ACP is confounding for the reason (besides all of them) that the United States is probably the country with the smallest constituency for any sort of “left conservatism”. It’s nearly a null set.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not all physicists/natural scientists are atheists, I'm not even sure if the majority are, but the idea that "all of the important physicists were actually very spiritual" is an overcorrection magnitudes larger than the first error and honestly, no other way to say it: cope.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The issue with Bluesky politics is that even people you agree with talk like bad millennial stereotypes.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m seeing reviews of the 2016 documentary “Tickled” where people seem to be under the impression that David D’Amato was investigated because he was just a “weird guy”, rather than a blatant extortionist and sexual predator
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Urbanistsky: are point towers a good idea? Seems like a nice way to square more housing or office space while a decent looking street.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am making this the symbol of my portion of the internet: 〠 Put it in your usernames to signify your alliance with me
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Now, if you have a penis, try this out: start rubbing it, and just keep going. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Data center hysteria is perhaps 70%-85% moral panic but I have little sympathy for the developers.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stalaggh/Gulaggh is almost certainly fake, but it's morbidly funny to think that J Mascis kinda did that gimmick on one or two Dinosaur Jr songs
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Word of warning, I am one of those white people who is cringey about his pet dog. Sorry.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Do people actually like these songs
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 18/08/2026
Murders in NYC are down nearly 25% this year, and it is never on the cover of The New York Post. What a bunch of frauds.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Getting court martialed as a drill instructor because I spent the entirety of boot camp having my platoon carve and build replica pyramids instead of teaching them anything relevant to the marines.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I like to imagine that forms in Armenia already have the "-an" filled in wherever you print your last name.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
For a while, a common dilemma in video game RPGs was "Who do you support, the problematic hypernationalists or the rootless cosmopolitan hypocrites?" and I think it aged poorly seeing how the past decade has pretty conclusively proven the correct answer is "sign up with RCH and get over yourself."
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Not a cuisine but I just don’t like noodles.
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not the first one of his kids to hate him
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Whoever taught alt-centrist and wignat guys about “third worldism” should be sent to their own bespoke tenth circle of hell.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tremendous insight into the inner workings of the Trump administration that the NSA/SecState was allowed to go down in a fireball but the person who posts AI slop for the President qualified as needing to survive at all costs.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The music video for Gnarls Barkley "Gone Daddy Gone" cover where CeeLo Green is a sexually predatory flea, the most accurate depiction of his soul.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
David, we know it’s you because no one else on the planet cares about this. No one in the world is a bigger fan of you than yourself. Only you would go through this effort.
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"Hey how you doing? I'm Rob Wolchek from Fox 2. I came here to ask about your cum dump event. You said it was no-loads refused, right? Why are you refusing loads?" "Well don't you think people might be feel ripped off, if they come to shoot their load and then you refuse it?"
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Y-@ 〠 ⇶ 🌹 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻🚰 ♾️ @southjerseywyatt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Seeing one tick crawl across my phone screen is a curiosity. Seeing two ticks crawl across my phone screen in the same day, hours apart, is cause for concern.
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Deflation means that "you money is worth more tomorrow than today", such that everyone says "Wow, I should save some money" and then the economy collapses.
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