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Not sustainable to stockpile liquor before hurricanes, we should also be murdering oil executives.

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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Debating if I need to wear clothes to stand in the fridge door and pair a plastic bag full of chicken necks with a breakfast whiskey soda.
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Just finished form tackling this dog so perfectly, dude is pissed.
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Yes I am at my hotel. I can see the door. The dog knows which door it is. Nobody is in disagreement. We are outside. We are going to stay outside. My Spanish is bad, how do you say "I lost the keys" to a Mexican dog?
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
As someone who came here as an immigrant, I can’t tell you how jarring it is to see this anti immigration narrative flooding our politics every single day, people will say they don’t mean you, it doesn’t matter, it’s disgusting
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Asking the important questions. #ww3
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Mubi made their choice. #bds #bocotdivestsanction
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
#puppybeerhour Bosnian hooch with Croatian turtles,Tito would be proud.
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
This may be the most perfect summary ever written about a car. From this week's @channel6.bsky.social newsletter, which you should already be subscribed to because it's free and excellent, and which also contains: °Reckless levels of charitable generosity °SPIES! °homemade nilla wafers And more!
DRIVE (AND DIE IN): THE RENAULT 5 TURBO 3E. 

SPENCER: I do not believe we live in a truly free country for many reasons. The silliest but most emotionally important of them to me: I cannot buy this right now and immediately drive it at 500 mph into a telephone pole. 

Sometimes an automaker summons a demon. Sometimes they summon a demon with your actual name on it, one who who emerges from the fires of hell and says “Hey, cool, I’m gonna need some coffee and also the address and phone number of Spencer Hall, because I’m headed straight to his house.” 

This demon on my doorstep has cannily assumed the form of a yellow hot hatch with retro styling, rally handling, some truly stupid-fantastic trim, the words TURBO on the side, and a 536 horsepower engine capable of going 0-60 in 3.5 seconds. I need it like I need cocaine, both in the sense that I do not need this car, and also that it would both kill me and provide some of the most thrilling moments of my life. 

If you read to the end you will see that it costs $27,000 dollars base. I need everyone to overthrow the government explicitly for the purpose of making this car a) available to me personally, and b.) as cheap as possible. In summary: I should never be allowed to drive this automobile, and God themselves and no one on earth can stop me from driving this automobile. 

P.S. France made this and we didn’t. We have lost our way as a nation but you likely already knew this.
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
How drunk are you? - I'm watching Platoon.
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Even if I was sober I still couldn't explain 'Crab Five' in espanol.
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I don't always drink in a hammock under the Mayan blood moon but when I do I drink Pox Ceremonial. #merida
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
At what time is it socially acceptable for a guest to start drinking on Christmas Eve? Not asking for a friend. I feel like the only way is to get a family member started first.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Thinking about the Scottish lady who was glad Thatcher was dead lately. No matter how powerful a villain someone was in life, they can't stop people from being glad they're dead. No amount of tut tutting and respect the dead rhetoric, no amount of condemning, it's worthless. youtu.be/DUlj48Rvp1c
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A Scottish Woman Reacts to the death of Margaret Thatcher
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Baby talk dirty me. - mmm mi amor, here is my plan to 911 the next Davos. #EatTheRich
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
If it is cheaper to pay a hitman to kill a CEO than pay your out-of-pocket medical expenses isn't that the free market self-regulating? Class warfare can trickle up. #EatTheRich
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Soused @soused.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
#EatTheRich
Fight private healthcare by eating the rich
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Kinsey @raindarkwater.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Spread the word. Let me introduce Humana CEO Jim Rechtin. Second highest CEO salary in the insurance claim denial industry. Corporate offices are in Kentucky, so #kentucky? #Resist #EatTheRich #MakeBillionaresAfraidAgain #MakeMillionaresAfraidAgain
A photograph of Humana CEO Jim Rechtin.
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poop @dude3000.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
chappell roan's "naked in manhattan" is about people wanting to meet the united healthcare ceo's killer
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CONFLICT NEWS FELLA @warosintfella.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
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