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Kyle

@thekeelog.bsky.social
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"Sometimes I feel okay about things. Not often." In art, as in life, skeets are mostly for my own amusement.

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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 1h
It is entirely unsurprising that "run ads that feel like they are lifted from Last Week Tonight" is a wholly effective strategy.
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Brennan Lee Mulligan @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social · 2h
I am thrilled and proud beyond measure to support the amazing workers who create and design the games I and my loved ones have spent a lifetime playing. I implore everybody to sign the petition and signal boost the campaign as far and wide as we can!
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 19h
ken "pole assassin" paxton
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Marvel's What If...?: The Watcher (Uatu)
ALT: Marvel's What If...?: The Watcher (Uatu)
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This would be a jolly time for a patented Kirk Cousins back-breaking turnover.
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This team can never just have a peaceful, normal game.
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brock Bowers, you demon.
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, holy shit, that's awful
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ashton Jeanty, you demon.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Xavier Worthy making a contested catch downfield?
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nakobe Dean, you demon.
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't think I've ever seen a player get hurt mid-play and just go "nah, fuck this" and bee-like to the sideline.
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't even care if we lose today, that fake punt was worth it.
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Black Man Laughing
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is annoying when the clinic I manage has actually done its job and I can't blame my task being late on them.
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
POV: Kamario Taylor vs Alabama's defense
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At least on ESPN Unlimited, the republican candidate for governor in Kansas is getting absolutely hammered for his data center support. There's an ad almost every commercial break.
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look, man, the game is the game, and if VT has played better, it wouldn't have mattered, but that's two calls that, at the very least, were very questionable, and in both cases, it was VT doing the thing they were supposed to do.
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm going to be sick. This is supposed to be a Sunday feeling.
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Late game James Franklin clock management
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let's look in on the 4th quarter at VT/Pitt
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Ron Swanson's Happy Dance in Parks and Rec
ALT: Ron Swanson's Happy Dance in Parks and Rec
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We're so fucking back (derogatory)
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Innovations in productivity. 🫡
Photo of my job's productivity calendar, which shows Monday and Thursday in purple, indicating extremely positive productivity, and Tuesday and Wednesday in red, which indicates extremely unproductive. On the far right, a green box indicates the week is meeting productivity goals. The month, noted at the top of the calendar, is showing extremely positive productivity.
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It finally arrived yesterday, and folks, I believe it lives up to the billing.
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bitch, I don't know, you're the electric company.
Email from Evergy, my electric company with the subject: "Kyle [last name], Are you on the best rate plan?"
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have reached the point where instead of immediately reacting to a new ×th Anniversary of things with "no way, it can't be that old," I greet it with "fuck it, yeah, probably." Related: this isn't the Megan Fox Transformers movie, which is "only" almost 20 years old.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 29/09/2026
Imagine stealing “trade secrets “ from Auburn www.wsfa.com/2026/09/29/a...
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Auburn University employee accused of leaking athletics trade secrets to rivals
An Auburn University employee has been arrested and charged with theft of trade secrets and computer tampering, according to police and court records.
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Texas Kroger drive-through shitter is perhaps the second best retail bathroom news story, but nothing will ever dethrone the champ. youtu.be/RWuaHiXpjx4?...
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Blow up bathroom? News anchor can't stop laughing! News blooper
YouTube video by Frome Cast
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pac vs Orange Cassidy from Feb. 2020. One of my favorite "comedy matches" ever and a real bright spot to continually look back on once that year took a turn. youtu.be/7W63y_mCcg0
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FULL MATCH: PAC vs Orange Cassidy | AEW Revolution 2020
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit, Pac died? What the hell...
All Elite Wrestling
@AEW

All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin
Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley
began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling
organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-
flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite
Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed
in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our
condolences go out to Satterley's family, friends and fans.

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IN MEMORIAM
"PAC"
BENJAMIN
SATTERLEY
1986 - 2026

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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Credit where it's due, that was a sick INT. Don't bother with replay, rule of cool.
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is very funny that this OM team had Lane Kiffin in the sharpshooter one week ago.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hitting the PENALTY button in Texas/Tennessee like the airhorn button in a reggaeton song
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LMAOOOOOOO BA BA BA BA BA
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It feels culturally dire that Ben Affleck is the most likeable person in these Aflac commercials.
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Alex McDaniel @alexmcdaniel.co · 26/09/2026
I FEEL DOLLY IN THIS CHILI’S TONIGHT
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm still trying to figure out which alternate universe the halftime crew is watching where Arch looks good. The man has looked like dogshit when he's facing absolutely any pressure, and against a team Texas arguably should be dogwalking, they're up one score.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/09/2026
Weather report from Boston College
it fucken
WIMDY
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The brief window where Trump's presence made Herbstreit inaudible is the first time he's been useful in his entire life.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
incredible metaphor for the broadcast to go immediately from “we’re told the president should not impact headset communications” to “ABC’s audio sounds like an emergency broadcast from 1936”
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Your fight song is a racist song about a choo choo and theirs is about killing federal agents, you are NOT the same
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I don't know which one I like more, fucking you or killing you." Under the circumstances, that's a hell of a compliment.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am literally willing to waste a limited amount of American money to see if I can actually get this
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ben Wyatt's O Captain! My Captain! Moment
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Motherfucker was touching the ball like he was Keanu taking a photo with a woman, but sure, that's possession.
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Lena Luthor's Frustrated Sigh
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This, to me, is art.
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Up 13 at halftime on September Maryland?
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Turkey Chases Cyclists: It Thinks You're Subordinate!
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Kyle @thekeelog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Paul McCartney, shut the fuck up.
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