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@soronder.bsky.social
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Worst part of wearing a mask is no one can tell you're normal and unthreatenining based on your weird "White Guy Makes Eye Contact With A Stranger" Smile™
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is not possible to listen to anything T-Bone Burnett has produced without wanting to kill all "country music" discourse, record executives, and popular audiences with your bare hands.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[stepping out of my time machine to talk to Elvis in 1957] 70 years from now rock music is just 10 minutes of a guy mumbling "tell em bout the knife dream". Elvis: huh. Uh huh huh. Me: Tell em Elvis. Elvis: It's waiting in the walls with manacle and chain.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You think I'm "spending too much time with 'the cult'"? Uh... do you mean... my friends? The people who teach me new things and reveal new facets of my belief system and explain why everyone else is evil and should be brought under the sway of the terrifying eye of Z'xklavinak? *that* cult?
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In the '80s, some of the world's most fascinating animation was made in Uzbekistan. It was a time of "absolute creative freedom with full funding." We're looking at the story behind the scene, and at the gems it produced: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/visions-in...
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
i'm one of them new school mummies (mountain climber who died in the unrecoverable part of Everest, lonely man who had a heart attack in his gooncave, improperly embalmed pope, etc)
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sometimes people will say something that they think is encouraging, a general "Yeah that's progress, keep going", which devoid of other reward is not strong enough to encourage continued endeavors. I am a rat who has been given mental diseases by my handlers. I will only respond to a heroin button.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"why don't the people claiming to fear the singularity simply turn off the internet?" great point. we should delete the internet, the thing that is possible to do and everyone agrees on.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Growing up is realizing that doing this works on 90% of people but choosing not to.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we should chemically disintegrate every person who has ever owned a car.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the "let me transfer you" to "the number you dialed does not exist or is no longer in service" pipeline
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's actually illegal in the US to suggest that actions have history or consequences that might exist outside the scope of the law. Everything that happened cannot be changed and neither can anything that will, the only ethically defensible act is doing whatever gives you the most money right now.
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Dani Fiend 👹 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fun fact if you post enough flowers you’ll feel a little better
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Find out who you are and do it on purpose" is great advice from Dolly Parton if you happen to also be Dolly Parton.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
remembering this guy again, instantly becoming relaxed and peaceful
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I think it's important to understand people don't really ignore evil, they make sloppy metaphysical and moral philosphical arguments to assuage their own egos. Their identity is all wrapped up with their own perception and being right and that they and their friends are not horrible people.
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saoirse dream @saoirsedream.com · 26/08/2026
grimdark music video by @temberlin.bsky.social out now <3<3<3<3
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
[reading about Aeschylus] i think i might have been this guy in a past life, some kind of connection or affinity is happening here [immediately after having this thought reading that he was killed by a turtle falling on his head from the sky]
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Jake’s Stream of Consciousness @skeetracer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Tumblr post by user mangonetics saying 
Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with
any agency
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
[when the restaurant gives you little ketchup packets with your takeout order] hey.hey. hello. Hi. Yeah sorry thank but I didn't order any EXTRa GARBAGE with my meal. This is literally going Straight in the trash. What's you think I wasgonna do with it? Idiot. Okay thanks. Be better. I love you.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The latest Doctorow thing getting passed around isn't "wrong" but it only gives 1 paragraph at the end to "AI is actually useful when used by skilled professionals" which is a weird thing to sneak in at the end. That's the whole problem.
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 02/08/2026
One should think about “robot servants” as a kind of ostentatious display of extraneous capital, like rolling coal for the labor disciplinarian set. They don’t and can’t replace human labor as much as they enable showing off the waste of resources that requires extra human work to imply the opposite
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
[after falling 6 months behind schedule] OK. Time to lock in.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If I ever emerge from a thin crevice or crawlspace or begin approaching you at an impossible rate of speed, face completely calm or perhaps distorted into a horrific grimace, do not worry. I am merely doing a bit.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A professor I respect a lot once gave me some very good advice. She told me "your skeleton wants to travel fully into another person through their eyes, leaving their orbits obliterated and all your old flesh in a wet lump on the floor".
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A good bit is you can suddenly be moving alarmingly, impossibly, fast - faster than most people can run - while maintaining what would otherwise appear to be a typical walking gait. Or folding into an impossibly small space, under a cupboard or into the washing machine. Our bodies are made for this.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
who else up ripping they arms off in an industrial lathe?
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
machine milk monkey moor metal mellifluous manky metatron mint moot
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Autocorrected to “mentally I’ll” @nocash.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The only Stancil from Minnesota we should be talking about is the one who’s opening a repertory movie theater a mile and a half from my house www.wbez.org/movies-tv/20...
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Rogers Park’s historic 400 Theater set to reopen this week with new owner, cheap tickets
“I think that this is going to be a good era for moviegoing,” said owner Jordan Stancil, whose family has operated movie theaters in Michigan for generations.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One time I was (sort of unwillingly) at the front of a Gogol Bordello concert and the singer tried to crowdsurf by leaning back on me but I had no idea what was happening and everyone around me was a 16 year old girl not helping lift him so I just kind of held him for a while, then he stood back up.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It sort of sucks having to burn off all the extra gas in my car doing donuts at the bank parking lot every morning before they open, but I wouldn't want my car to not have fresh gas, it's just healthier.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
arguments that are pro meat-eating be like "if God didn't want us eating our neighbors, why did he put them there?"
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
[quietly to myself after posting about how ignoring the intrusive thoughts works fine] to be real tho? it'd be lowkey interesting AF to eat my neighbors
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When I was about 20 stuff getting "stuck in my head" just stopped really bothering me. I got other shit in my body and brain to focus on yknow? Childhood rhymes or intrusive thoughts about eating my neighbors? No problem, "me" is currently unconscious and exists only in my fingertips and eyes.
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problem goose @mammothfactory.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
everyone knows AI sucks because they easily remember a time when it didn’t exist but it’s important to note that pretty much everything about it (stupid, environmentally destructive, a toy for rich imbeciles) is true about every major piece of tech introduced in the last hundred years
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When you cross the George Washington Bridge, a d6 gets rolled. On a 1, an additional 2 d20s get rolled to see which block in Harlem you are ejected onto.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
bilbo not a real bread-head. real bread-heads know, to paraphrase Roger Ebert, you can never have "too much bread".
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
People are just bad at reading and don't want to feel stupid being bad at it, same as any other skill. They can't understand the "this is boring" rationalization they make as kids but should know by 30 they fucked up.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Another day remembering my friend Beth, understanding how shallow and tenuous my connections to other people are, and successfully not killing myself about it. If anybody's got tips on forging connections that feel meaningful, enlighten your buddy here who has been struuuuggling for 3 or 4 decades.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
taking my foot apart to clean the bones
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 12/07/2026
Senate pages, with trash can lids and sharpened broom handles, stand in a loose ring around Lindsey Graham's corpse. Three more nights until the funeral. From the shadows comes a voice: "LaAay downNn youRr arRrms. The waAr on proOtieEn is ovVer." Holding death in their hearts, they lock shields...
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graveworm unearther @waveform.observer · 12/07/2026
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE
記憶、記録
記録、記憶
MEMORIES/RECORDS
THE SHAPE OF TIME
ENERGY VOID
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
just saw a political campaign commercial that was like "If a doctor says you have to breathe, the insurance company should NOT be allowed to say no" and I'm barely even paraphrasing. I think we can demand more than this.
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problem goose @mammothfactory.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My ringworm brings all the boys to the yard with ring-shaped and fungular scars Did i infect you? A slanderous charge
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
[this could have been an email voice] this could have been a sex-dream!
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Woke up from one of the scariest dreams I've ever had where a tiny lady cop with a tiny lady civilian ride along pulled me over without cause and then got into the back seat of my car. When I yelled for help the tiny ladies standing outside their tiny houses nearby recorded it initially, then left.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Believing in God is hilarious because 100% every human being goes to hell when we die.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I trained 17 horses and 17 sons for battle in the abandoned mall food courts of suburban America. My most virgin son presents their questing; Nathan, Anne, and Julius all alike in dusty pale indifference. 102 limbs glide past a spectral Sbarro. 33 remaining arms slowly raise in forlorn supplication.
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dog medicine lover @soronder.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
the last time i went to the doctor the insurance ended up not covering 100% of what wasn't the co-pay or however the fuck this works so I have a bill for $4.90. i get an email about it every week. it should be legal for me to kill a middle manager at the insurance company for every email i get.
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