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Vamos al Noah Noah

@sophicthunder.bsky.social
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I’m like if Cuzco the llama came to life. My thoughts make thunder. Proudly performing the brilliant comedy writing of @danijustmight.bsky.social

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Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If your politics are designed primarily to demonstrate to people who already agree with you that you are, in fact, one of the Good People, you are not doing politics. You are doing community theater for an audience that already bought tickets.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They just let you log in here. They don’t even like…check if you’re good first.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We could be In an unhinged group chat But you Have to “go to work”
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I don’t know, it just seems like the guys on LinkedIn use the phrase “end-to-end” an AWFUL lot to have such little apparent interest in the photos I posted of my butt.
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Trey Ferguson @pastortrey05.com · 26/07/2026
A gospel that can save people from a rhetorical, eternal hell we haven’t seen while they return to the literal hells we’ve constructed for our neighbors (and ourselves) is actually not good news at all. Stop settling for small gospels, beloved.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
To win the hand of Anne Hathaway, I step up to Odysseus' bow and bend it down to string it. It immediately snaps back up, flinging me through all twelve battle axes and into the wall, killing me instantly.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Okay…who did this?
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
*gets last year’s blown off fingers out of the attic*
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“Lesbians at the Hobby Lobby”: A musical I would definitely see, and possibly might write.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
She DID IT. No idea how @danijustmight.bsky.social remembered.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
more like reflecting poo amirite
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It’s so hot in Atlanta today, when Nebuchadnezzar looks into our house, he sees an extra person walking around.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
When Mrs Potts from Beauty and the Beast pours tea, is it like…coming out her nose? Is she peeing it?
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The therapy dog after I share all my problems.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
pixar script writers, after two metric tonnes of adderall: AND THEN WE FUNNEL THE TOYS RIGHT INTO A FURNACE
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
To anyone wondering…yes, this LITERALLY is biblical.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The guys who run the Death Star laser, probably:
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My posting philosophy? When you throw a lot of turds at the wall, eventually one of them sticks. Bartender: can you please let someone else order? We’ll bring you your fruit punch when it’s ready.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Internet cults in the 2020s are just popular brand content creators, and I can’t be convinced otherwise.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Isn’t it actually Allouranus? Not just Uranus?
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
When God closes a door, He opens a window so you can conveniently jump out.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Squirrels, when they begin winter prep, probably:
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
How’s it going for me while Dani’s gone? Well, I just ate a hotdog while sitting in bed. So. It’s probably good that someone is here to judge me most of the time.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Sometimes a church brings in a string quartet and prominently displays them front and center on stage. But then, the U2esque worship band then fully drowns out the beautiful sound of strings and you never hear them. Pouring one out for those of you who experienced Chekov’s Quartet this morning.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful April
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Dani made the world’s most gorgeous homemade burger baps. Literally one of the best things I’ve eaten right here.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
“Born to be Wild” while speedwalking. Call it Schleppenwulf.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Of course people would create a machine that could help us cure cancer and exponentially increase our ability to solve problems…and use it for porn, crimes, and exploiting people.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
“I HATE STAYING IN HOTELS WHERE I HAVE TO BE QUIET” -10yo niece
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
“Hold on, sweetheart, Daddy needs to shotgun a row of superholes”
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
All the homeschooled worldview/ western civ nerds who are still super conservative are going to absolutely gag on this. Turn our backs on the foundational ideas of antiquity? Seems …pretty anti-conservative to me.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
But have you ever tried DEpantomiming? It’s where you pretend to remove your pants but actually you keep them on.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
You’re telling me this cheese was scraped from the udders of a cottage?
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
One thing’s for sure - that purity pledge worked so well on me, no woman would even approach me until I was in my 20s.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Something the world needs to know about living with anxiety is, when things are going great externally, it really sucks. But when things get really bad externally, it still really sucks. But when the external situation and internal feeling align, you reach a sort of confluence. An odd calm.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
A man once made some wildly bad decisions, hurt other people, and generally caused havoc. Then one day he claimed to find God, that he was forgiven and redeemed, and wanted others to forgive him too. That man didn’t find God. He found an excuse. Do with this parable what you will.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
If you’ve ever thought, “What if a class pet iguana was also Mr Rogers”, you should watch Leo.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Lays commercials always feature an overly perky woman’s voice saying things like “farm grown potatoes”. As opposed to what, Jessica? Wild caught ones?
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Tired: buttcrack Inspired: glute canal
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Some days reality punches you right in the sensicals.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I love RomComs, I just get them all confused. For example, I suggested we watch “Little Italy”, but then wondered where Amanda Seyfried and the spoiled British guy were.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Bye, Costco Wholesale! See you next time. Good luck selling the wholes, or whatever.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Since moving to Atlanta, we spend our Friday nights at the club* *Costco Wholesale.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Has anyone suggested “Room Where It Happens” from Hamilton?
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I love watching the Olympics, because it’s a great way to see six minutes and 15 seconds of a game you find interesting before they cut away to Mike Tirico talking.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Anybody else go straight to the Bad Bunny SNL skits when that ended or just us?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I don’t think a halftime show can save a country, but it can try. God bless all of America.
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
BREAKING: during the night, a perpetrator drew mustaches on NEARLY everyone’s faces overnight.
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a man sitting in front of a wall of knives says there is one guilty party behind it all ..
ALT: a man sitting in front of a wall of knives says there is one guilty party behind it all ..
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Vamos al Noah Noah @sophicthunder.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Update: Dani gave them the nerf guns. God help us all.
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