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Dani in the breeze 🏝️

@danijustmight.bsky.social
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🇯🇲🇺🇸 📍D.C. native ➡️ DFW ➡️ ATL 💍 & comedy writer for @sophicthunder.bsky.social Resident documentary queen 🎥 📚Love reading 🐰🐰 Bunny mom 🎨 Artist 📝I Married a Homeschooler: A Memoir of Social Awkwardness My stationery shop! paperandpendragon.com

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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Before and after, sandwich bread
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Walking in a park on a path, on the right side. Older dude is walking towards me on his left so we are bound to bump into each other. He gets 20 feet from me and starts full on sprinting right at me, then goes off into the grass 5 feet in front of me, returns to the path and starts walking again.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’ve never been more happy to get our beef from local farmers.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just now seeing Disclosure Day. I think it’s the second time I’ve seen a movie about other beings and they aren’t trying to harm us. Overall I liked it.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I was just able to block a political YouTube ad.
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Tyler Perry's Madea: Hallelujer Praise
ALT: Tyler Perry's Madea: Hallelujer Praise
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Today’s earworm is a jumble of random songs and sounds like this For the first time in forever She’s got her daddy’s money, her mama’s good looks Disconnnnneeeeeccccttttteeeedddd
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just the way Nate talked to Colin after being the wonder kid makes me despise him. And no I don’t care for his redemption arc.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“I wonder where that one’s going?” my husband asks as he pulls out the flight tracker app for the second time on our evening walk. Just a touch of the tism.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Rewatching Ted Lasso and Nate is just…
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Frustrated Annoyed Woman
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Post a meme made by you
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Watching a doc that has a woman cult leader. Fascinating to see how they work differently and the same as men, and as always terrifying.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Not getting any sleep is so much fun 🫩
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It was asked: If all the biblical characters had smartphones, who would have the most chaotic group chat? I said you know there would be a group chat called “Bros except Joseph” for Jacob’s sons.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
No one ever listens to Elrond.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Pic 1: Me explaining to my bunny that just because I moved, doesn’t mean she’s getting food. Pic 2: Said bunny giving forehead kisses in hopes of getting food
Pic 1: Me explaining to my bunny that just because I moved, doesn’t mean she’s getting food. Pic 2: Said bunny giving forehead kisses in hopes of getting food
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If anyone is feeling like helping a teacher who had to start over, my sister’s Amazon teacher wishlist is below. It would be a blessing even if you could just reshare it. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Check out my list on Amazon
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Me to the uninvited cricket on my couch
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
When the documentary is showing white type on the black background with an update, but it’s only halfway over…you know the plot twist is going to be big.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Post your last two brain cells:
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Look Dan Levy and Annie Murphy
ALT: Look Dan Levy and Annie Murphy
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Norway all the way! 🇳🇴 ⚽️
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Do you think Batman gets regular rabies shots?
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Got a new painting today in the mail! It finally came! 🥳🎉
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Never thought I’d enjoy cozy fantasy as much as I do. This book was great! Can’t wait til her next one comes out at the end of the month.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s been awhile since I got to experience fireworks on the water.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Independence Day is such a good movie.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
4yo: I wanna watch The Lion King Me: Puts on the Disney classic 4yo: Noooo I want The Lion King Me: 4yo: Me: 4yo: The Lion King!!! You know! She means Mufasa: The Lion King…sigh (I hate this movie)
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Vacation was a success.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Today we had pub subs on the beach and it was perfect.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
First ice cream of the summer
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Angry octopus on top of bunny, 2026
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I had a good run (13 years) before becoming that aunt 😂
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Just started the Natureboy documentary. This looks like it’s going to be WTF did I just watch?!
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Look at this cute kit my niblings got me for my bday!
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Going on vacation for the first time in 3 years! So excited 🥳
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Just spent a week in Sierra Leone and I miss it already. Can’t wait for next year to do it again!
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Faves from my fave
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter! He is risen!
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Got an early bday present! Second loaf of bread incoming.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Never eating pancakes in another shape ever again
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The absorb AI commercials are so bad. We can tell it’s AI, they act like it’s so cool that they announce it. The dude’s mouth movement doesn’t even match the words coming out when they show him from the side.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Where are all my friends who are still on finch? I downloaded it again and am actually using it this time. Tap the link to add me as a friend, or add my friend code PBDVJ993QW. finch.go.link/6kU5M?adj_la...
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Finch - Your New Self-Care Best Friend
Finch - Your New Self-Care Best Friend
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Apple Watch after napping for 2+ hours: You earned a stand goal for each hour Apple Watch after doing dishes, making lunch, and walking around the house: OMG IT’S 1:50PM AND YOU NEED TO STAND UP!!!
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Your girl is now vaxxed for yellow fever. Thankful for local health departments.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I really thought Dawn power wash was just a gimmick. But now I’m a believer.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Someone gave us a plant. It’s a nice gesture but that thing is not going to make it.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Do you guys remember when you could text to tweet?
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Finally watching Stranger Things S5!
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Update more came out this afternoon. Noah came home to investigate and taken off the trim board and nothing came out. But we still went to Lowe’s for some specific poison to spray under the empty space in the cabinet. I have to get new toothbrushes. We may or may not be trading vanities.
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Dani in the breeze 🏝️ @danijustmight.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Spraying the entire house with peppermint spray like I’m saging it because the temp is over 60 and the creepy crawlies have started coming out in full force. 😫
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