iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 20h

messed up the trash area code too many times and got locked out for five minutes. then, when I finally got in, I got the most comically large splinter in my thumb from the door

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

they need to stop making giant apples. apples are objectively better when they're small

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026

there is only one major kind of business today and it is stripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society to buy more money before the world ends

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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 28/09/2026

Garffeld Pt 15

3 panel Garffeld comic: panels 1 and 2, Nergal is sitting next to Garffeld who thinks, "Nergal thinks himself a comely cat; a picture of vanity. I hate vanity."; panel 3, Nergal thinks, "Envy is no less a sin deserving of hate in the eyes of God."

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

sipping my coffee with the knowledge that a bug fell in and when I tried to get it out, it sank to its doom :(

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

forgot to post these Very Important Photos from thursday

a barstool that is tilted over (unfortunately not super obvious in the picture, but very apparent it'll) with a green and white label on the seat

close up of the barstool's label. It reads:
"PLEASE DON'T SIT ON ME
IM WEAK"

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love when creatures get tiny, people just start calling them fairies. Fairy wren. Fairy wasp. There's probably more but I didn't come prepared, sorry.

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

wild of this anime to introduce a cute little girlfriends couple song as the ending theme on the episode where one of them fucking dies. i'm bawling my eyes out

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ugh, gave my number to some random dude because my friend turned around to listen to him when we were 30 feet from her car and he went "I love red hair. not that I don't like you both, but I'm not a player. Can I get your number?"

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

god, GHub is such a dumb app. nothing makes any fucking sense. all I want is to not need to open the app every time I start my computer because my DPI setting isn't working, but when I switch to onboard memory my lighting setting reverts to default rainbow bullshit for no reason.

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

woke up this morning to my isp deciding my internet now costs $130 a month, which did not at all cause me to panic even a bit 😬

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

sorry, boss. can't work. much too busy watching a huge orb weaver capture and devour an insect

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I should not stay out past 2am anymore but at least I got free, really yummy soft serve so yippee~

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It ys tyme for Tulip skeptics to face some difficulte trouthes. Tulips are the waye of the future. Yf you do not invest yn Tulips you are way behinde. Yf you do not teache your children about Tulips thei will not be able to compete on the jobbe market. Onlye Luddites dislyke Tulips.

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The homie who drinks too much of the apothecary’s homebrew and spends the rest of the night communing with the dead

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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Narnia books as Isekai Manga

1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

every home should have a little light over the sink that casts a golden glow across the kitchen while every other light in the house is off and you've crept downstairs to check if the buttermilk bread your mom baked after dinner has cooled enough to cut (you're all too impatient to wait til morning)

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

back on my depop ish and trying so hard not to buy every single teeny tiny sage green crop top under $5 that I lay my eyes upon

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

oh, how I yearn to see the blue rock thrush that has been visiting from overseas ;-;

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

once again thinking about how I haven't had a raise in 4 years, but at least I consistently have full time hours that let me barely eek by when there have been many months in years past of not even hitting 60 hours per pay period, so I guess I should stay thankful or whatever

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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Tribute to "Delicious in Dungeon" (& Thistle) by Chinese animator Yang Yan. www.bilibili.com/video/BV1XKY...

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

was asked something at the patisserie but I missed it and looked bewildered, so the guy said "this is a very important question, lock in" and it was whether I wanted a cherry or a raspberry on my chocolate almond cake (they don't usually let you choose). I got a raspberry, fyi

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

both cats decided to sleep on me last night but chose the weirdest positions possible so we were all stuck awkwardly jumbled up for hours in various comical poses

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Saw your man floating ass up in the bog. Undignified

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

once again wishing good pizza did not cost so damn much (it should be free because I accomplished my tasks)

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I was rearranging things and stepped back to take a look and squashed Mia's poor tail while she was sleeping TTnTT

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

repotted my severely neglected spider plant and put up a shelf for my knick knacks. since I have no hope of moving anytime soon, I'm diverting the depression I haven't been able to shake all year into beautifying my space. still depressed though

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

finally brute forced a hook into the ceiling so I could hang another plant because I never found my drill that was lost/stolen last year and I love procrastinating at work by putzing around the house

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

ughhhh I wanna go to the haunted house so bad next month but my bestie will be recovering from surgery and the other folks who invited me are just acquaintances and I'd need to ask for a ride and I don't want to be annoying

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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Me too bitch, you're not special.

A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago, research finds"

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

thinking about the tens machine needle mode that feels like getting tattooed... mmmmmmn

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

not my laptop fully freezing when it's 5pm and I still have work to do 🙃

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

when did my phone decide that swiping a notif up when it pops on screen means I want to fully dismiss it instead of minimizing it to the tray? irritating

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

got a pretty vintage skirt that I have to inch ever so carefully over my hips and ass to get on, but it fits my waist and looks so dang cute. as the hottie working at the shop said "it's so major" 😇

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

my cats had to give me the biggest scare earlier (long story) and now I am so worn out

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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Assorted snaps around town while the slow creep of September rolls in. 📷: Portland, Oregon

A color photograph of a street scene looking down the street at a distant light rail car. There are pots with red and yellow flowers along the tree lined street.

A color photo of a man playing an electric guitar on a downtown sidewalk with a small amplifier. He has his guitar case open for tips, and the light flickers on him and the background buildings.

A color photo of buildings lit up by afternoon light along a side street in downtown Portland, Oregon.

A color photo of a street in downtown Portland, the trees lining the street make sort of a tunnel as they have been trimmed.

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

thibking about bananas and how much i love bananas ✨

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

oh my god, I took the dialect quiz and I used to always get Cleveland pinpointed every time, but this time I got the PNW and I'm losing it. who am I anymore????

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The Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This caused me to lookup Mads at a younger age and now I forget what I was doing

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

moths have been slowly eating my clothes for ages (esp my good undies, the jerks) but they mostly live in my closet that's still full of lead paint dust from the plumbing work that was done a year ago so everything in there is basically dead to me and I'm ignoring the problem until I move one day

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Had to clamber over a barbed wire fence, rip my coat and trespass to get a photo of this folkloric monster pretending half-successfully to be a tree. I have no regrets.

A tree - possibly an ent - with legs, arms and an unusually large bellybutton.

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

they call her bjork cause she b jorking it

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

would love to be tied up in shibari but only in the quick release types in case I get really claustrophobic and need to escape. i'm fine, probably

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

did this require tricking my friend into driving us an hour in rush hour traffic to get to Hillsboro, a place we explicitly hate going because the drive sucks? yes. (it wasn't a trick, I literally sent her a link to the event with Hillsboro in the url, but she wasn't paying attention so agreed lol)

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

continuing to slowly put little decor pieces in front of my tv since I haven't turned it on in ~a year

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

got invited to an artist talk at a gallery last night by a wonderful photographer I met back on Christmas and she ran a couple raffles (a free at the gallery and a little after party that was $5 per entry) and I somehow won both. used up all my good luck to get two beautiful pieces of art 😇

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

getting pad thai on my credit card to pay off once my check comes in tomorrow to temporarily quiet the evil that murmurs incessantly within me

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

taking a break to clean the litter box because that is a more fun task than anything work-related

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allison ☄️ @sopeachily.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

they are hacking the bush outside my window that's right next to the front door apart and now people can walk behind it and I hate that so much. I assume they are doing it because they are getting ready to paint the building but my privacyyyy :(

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