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mike

@sonuvafitch.bsky.social
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trans rights or gtfo. sometimes making music but i’d mostly like to be posting about sports. sooners/niners/dodgers/thunder/highlander

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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I often think about how we don’t get told when things are happening for the last time as parents. There’s a day when my kid won’t want me to read books to him anymore, and he’s not going to let me know when that’s going to be done, it’ll just be gone one day. Can’t imagine racing to that.
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
imagine being proud of this
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
POV: you’re a naval commander and you’re about to come to understand that torpedo did not self-destruct, you heard it hit the hull, and Admiral Greer was never here.
Admiral Greer is about to detonate a torpedo and explain to the sonar guy that he heard the torpedo hit the hull of the Red October, and that Greer was never here
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Ben @poetryofsteak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eat shit, The Kurgan.
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no national commercial more depressing right now than the instacart AI ad. you needed AI to make you a grocery list that someone else is going to pick up for you at the store? jesus.
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mason Miller’s gonna listen to so much Korn on the flight home
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
desperate to watch sports without the most repulsive ads ever made playing
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wsj headline from 1932 regarding Eben Byers that reads “The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A bastion of Irish American excellence
Dropkick Murphys @DropkickMurphys
@ScottWalker @GovWalker please stop using our music in any way...we literally hate you !!!
Love, Dropkick Murphys
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Every Star Trek Card @everystartrekcard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝗸 𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚: 𝘛𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘕𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘴 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙮𝙥𝙚: 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘶𝘱𝘵 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲! Learn more at trekcc.org
Name: Temporal Narcosis
Card Type: Interrupt
Lore: Debilitating disorientation caused by prolonged exposure to a temporal disturbance, similar to nitrogen narcosis ("the bends"). Jean-Luc Picard experienced this in 2369.
Card Text: Plays when opponent is using {Horga'hn}, {Revolving Door}, {Emergency Transporter Armbands} or {Energy Vortex}. Your next turn take a double turn.
Rarity: U
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Other Liberty Biberty
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Cigarette Smoking Mandalorian @barneydirty30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@torqpenderloin.bsky.social
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
gotta let go of that 3rd down miss and just take the points
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
these refs are struggling
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just to be clear: what I really mean when I say that is that I have not heard ‘Choosin’ Texas’
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what a run for Buddy Hield and the Hornets
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what just happened
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
just Mateerrible
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
not sure that’s a completion there to keep the clock running
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
powerful church group theater kid energy in that Chick Fil A commercial
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
on your marks, get set, bake.
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what’s the plan here, bud?
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
real big brain shit from LaFleur there
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it really wasn’t that long ago that none of this shit was even around
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
watergate just seems so tame now. oooOOooOO there were some guys in a hotel???? grow up
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Jade Van Kley @backlinenurse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Truly obsessed with the art direction here
An Amazon listing for a garage shelving unit with a photo of said shelving unit and a guy in overalls appearing to do ballet in front of it mid-jump. An Amazon listing for a garage shelving unit with a photo of said shelving unit and woman in an evening gown standing in front of it.
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can see why he’d play for overtime when his OC had this drive in his back pocket
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
truly terrible clock management from Aaron Glenn at the end of regulation there
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sategna is fighting for his life on punts
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
we made it folks. the project scope has completely blown up and my life is ruined, but we made it.
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I had a cozy robe I was planning to wear and everything
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
cameras on 😭
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a few weeks ago I got an invite for a three hour long friday morning meeting and that was future mike’s problem for a long while but now it’s here
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Liberty Biberty hunting season is open
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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Marcas Grant @marcasg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Eli Manning, LeBron James and Derek Jeter in an ad that reads "Welcome to Polymarket HQ"
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it’s abundantly clear that not a single person in that room sees Holly as a human being. I don’t even know what to say to that or how to fix it.
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good Good Golf’s target demographic
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
millennial gray? yeah bud, millennial getting old.
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
me: (sick, coughing uncontrollably) Microsoft Teams: your microphone is muted 🤗
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bears-Panthers is the highest scoring season opener of all time (derogatory)
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Josue De Paula's first Major League hit is a home run!
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Greeny hit that Week 1 bottle of hair dye
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
(devo voice) crack that hip
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The classic “Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do”
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
mcLOLaren
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the follow up is going to be that you need to pay them to keep AI safe
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