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Jon Ossoff @ossoff.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
When we face abuses of power and corruption of this magnitude, literally unprecedented in the history of the American presidency, as members of Congress, we have an obligation to investigate and to ensure that those facts become public and that there's accountability for misdeeds.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Many of you are asking how you can help me. My only ask is this: Spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Tell everyone to subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. demdock.com/4w6emld
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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somethingknotty.bsky.social @somethingknotty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“Math is hard, buy my energy drink.”
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somethingknotty.bsky.social @somethingknotty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
One thing that’s always bothered me about The Dark Knight. The Joker is treated as a rational actor in regards to the ferry bombs. No one questions if pressing the button blows THEMSELVES up?
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The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Scars
A young woman and an Oracle are walking together at night. The girl asks for help going up a steep part of a cliff, and the Oracle ex extends his hand. She sees his scarred arms as well you’ve got so many scars she asks doesn’t that bother you being constantly reminded of how much you’ve suffered they approach a house, a cozy little cabin, and the Oracle and her entered the cabin. The Oracle says yes, but my scars don’t just show that I’ve suffered. He closes the door. The lights turn on the stars hit the roof of the house and a warm, ember glows from inside my scar show that I’ve healed says the Oracle
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somethingknotty.bsky.social @somethingknotty.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I always attribute details like that to the fact I first saw these on VHS on a relatively small crt tv. I wonder if folks who saw it in theater have the same memory.
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somethingknotty.bsky.social @somethingknotty.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Timeless, I feel like this could be any time in my living Xennial memory
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somethingknotty.bsky.social @somethingknotty.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Anyone else hear, "come baby come baby baby come come..." in the last panel
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Lauren Deschain @thatnerdchick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜
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Heather Turiello @heatherturiello.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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somethingknotty.bsky.social @somethingknotty.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@hankgreen.bsky.social #AHA I’ve seen my dogs eat horse poop and cat turds, but totally ignore anything the chickens, turkeys, or themselves leave behind. Does science know why? I get ignoring their own, but when it comes to other species how do they choose whether it’s candy or poison?
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somethingknotty.bsky.social @somethingknotty.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
In case this isn’t rage bait, the image you shared is not Leo, it’s Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
two things I believe 100% about finding intelligent life in the universe 1) we won't 2) it's totally out there
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
My villain origin story is *absolutely* going to be people who don’t read the article/don’t cite their sources. It’s not great being on social media in the age of AI.
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somethingknotty.bsky.social @somethingknotty.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Thank you. Followed the one and blocked the other.
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Rubio: Sir, you have dementia. Trump: They say I'm in MENSA.
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now featured in the criterion collection @anem0ne.net · 17/02/2026
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP89Ev7Uv/
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Every Democrat since Reagan has DECREASED the deficit. Every Republican since Reagan has INCREASED it. Without fail. Every single time.
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 13/04/2026
ROFL fake I assume but perfect regardless.
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Justin Garrison @justingarrison.com · 01/04/2026
A picture is worth 99.9 words. How's that @github.com migration from bare metal to Azure going? via Alex on Mastodon techhub.social/@ironicbadge...
A graph showing Github outages since Microsoft purchased them
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Adam Ragusea @aragusea.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
A big bowl of Golden Grahams in milk with those firm mini marshmallows for cocoa sprinkled on top and a spoon. You have the technology. All you need is the will.
A big red bowl of Golden Grahams in milk with the little firm mini marshmallows for cocoa sprinkled on top and a spoon.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/04/2026
Trump posts a bonkers rant: “I know why Tucker, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, & Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon — bc they have one thing in common, Low IQs”
I know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon — Because they have one thing in common, Low IQs. They’re stupid people, they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it, too! Look at their past, look at their record. They don’t have what it takes, and they never did! They’ve all been thrown off Television, lost their Shows, and aren’t even invited on TV because nobody cares about them, they’re NUT JOBS, TROUBLEMAKERS, and will say anything necessary for some “free” and cheap publicity. Now they think they get some “clicks” because they have Third Rate Podcasts, but nobody’s talking about them, and their views are the opposite of MAGA — Or I wouldn’t have won the Presidential Election in a LANDSLIDE. MAGA agrees with me, and just gave CNN a 100% Approval Rating of “TRUMP,” not Hand Flailing Fools like Tucker Carlson, who couldn’t even finish College, he was a broken man when he got fired from Fox, and he’s never been the same — Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist! Or Megyn Kelly, who nastily asked me the now famous, “Only Rosie O’Donnell,” question, or “Crazy” Candace Owens, who accuses the Highly Respected First Lady of France of being a man, when she is not, and will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit.Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is a far more beautiful woman than Candace, in fact, it’s not even close! Or Bankrupt Alex Jones, who says some of the dumbest things, and lost his entire fortune, as he should have, for his horrendous attack on the families of the Sandy Hook shooting victims, ridiculously claiming it was a hoax. These so-called “pundits” are LOSERS, and they always will be! Now Fake News CNN, The Failing New York Times, and all of the other Radical Left “News” Organizations, are “hailing” them, and giving them “positive” press for the first time in their lives. They’re not “MAGA,” they’re losers, just trying to latch on to MAGA. As President, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, I don’t return their calls because I’m too busy on World and Country Affairs and, after a few times, they go “nasty,” just like Marjorie “Traitor” Brown, but I no longer care about that stuff, I only care about doing right for our Country. MAGA is about WINNING and STRENGTH in not allowing Iran to have Nuclear Weapons. MAGA is about MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and these people have no idea how to do that, BUT I DO, because THE UNITED STATES IS NOW THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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somethingknotty.bsky.social @somethingknotty.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I was able to read it with my iphone camera pointed at the monitor. Not a dumb joke though: newsletter.ofthebrave.org/p/im-an-awar...
newsletter.ofthebrave.org
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Cato Institute @cato.org · 08/04/2026
Tariffs increased prices for American importers and consumers. Economists have calculated significant increases in the prices of imported and domestic products. Learn more from Cato’s Scott Lincicome, Alfredo Carillo Obregon, and Chad Smitson: ow.ly/zgrX50YEwzj
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i don’t think “relax, the most powerful person in the world is just a reckless liar” is in any way reassuring if i’m being quite honest
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
NOW: B52 bombers are literally in the air on their way to Iran and hundreds of thousands of Iranians are in the streets waving flags and surrounding bridges & power plants. Difficult to imagine this has any precedent in modern warfare. (🎥 Al Jazeera)
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The wife of an Army staff sergeant, who is set to train for deployment, was taken from a military base where the couple planned to live. ICE agents had entered the base and detained Annie Ramos.
nytimes.com
ICE Agents Detain Newlywed Spouse of Soldier Training to Deploy
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somethingknotty.bsky.social @somethingknotty.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Oil tanker with his name painted on the side
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 24/03/2026
Donald Trump is pressuring Republicans to restrict mail-in voting for everybody else — while he’s sitting at home voting by mail himself? He's literally urging Republicans to withhold TSA agent’s paychecks until they pass his voter suppression bill — the so-called “SAVE America Act”.
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somethingknotty.bsky.social @somethingknotty.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
No, you're still thinking too small. They'll want a backdoor or tracking on all internet activity.
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Paul Waldman @paulwaldman.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Put this right alongside that gem from his first term, "Nobody knew health care reform was so complicated"
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somethingknotty.bsky.social @somethingknotty.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
At a horse show and a young rider passed me her phone and asked me to film her ride. Then specified, “Vertical, ok?” I feel like I drank from the false grail as my bones turn to dust.
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zeet (irrigation engineer) @zeet.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid
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somethingknotty.bsky.social @somethingknotty.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I’d rather pay $50 for a pro to give me a great cut in 15 than $20 for an ok cut that takes 45.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 15/02/2026
How many times, in how many contexts, in how many ways am I going to have to say that this is what "AI" does— what it fundamentally *is*— before it sinks in? That all Bullshit engines do is statistically correlate training data & inputs via their weights to produce outputs you are likely to accept…
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Minnesota House DFL @mnhousedfl.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Police in Bloomington, MN just announced that one of the guys they arrested in an underage sex trafficking sting was a **background checker for ICE agents.** He had a high security clearance in the Trump administration... and he was caught trying to abuse children. Sickening.
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Kate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Ah. bsky.app/profile/bubb...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/01/2026
"We are concerned about the clashes between protestors and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. But we believe that confrontations with police are sometimes necessary to effect change. Provided the change in question is something positive, like overturning the results of an election."
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We Support Protesting Against Any Authoritarian Government Except Our Own
“President Trump called on Iranians on Tuesday to keep protesting against their government and warned that those responsible for killing demonstrat...
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Look, it's been hard for me to figure out how to talk about the difference between healthy masculinity and bullshit, weak, fear-based control fantasies, but BOY HAS THIS WEEK MADE EVERYTHING MORE CLEAR.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/01/2026
Walz: "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal govt that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such govt?"
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somethingknotty.bsky.social @somethingknotty.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
And look for the helpers
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 24/01/2026
This video shows Donald Trump’s lawless federal agents again out of control. The Senate cannot vote to keep funding this. Every single agent complicit in these horrors should be put on trial at the state level for real accountability.
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Matt McDermott @mattmfm.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE attempted to order local police from the scene of the Minneapolis shooting, but the police chief refused and instructed his officers to preserve the crime scene. www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 24/01/2026
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening. The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Icy roads, take me home To the place, where FUUUUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! WWOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck, oh my god that was close Take me home, icy roads
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
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