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Brian Keene @briankeene.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Announcing: The 1st annual Fright Writers Festival! When: Saturday Oct 17 - 12pm to 6pm Where: 2nd & Charles 3000 Whiteford Rd, York, PA 17402 With: Brian Keene, Mary SanGiovanni, Somer Canon, Amanda Headlee, Todd Keisling, Stephen Kozeniewski, Wesley Southard, Mike Lombardo, and Mike Slater.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Let's get wrecked on Reese cups and Dr. Pepper and argue about our favorite portrayal of Lucifer by an actor/actress.

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Lesley Conner @lesleyconner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

A new issue of @apexmag.bsky.social has been unleashed upon the world! Apex Magazine issue 154 includes original fiction by Anj Baker, Rob Cameron, AM Maris, Alia Ai-Ming Shahzad, Stefan Alcalá Slater, CM Sullivan, David R. Hoffman, RJ Aurand, and SC Pires. www.apexbookcompany.com/pages/apex-m...

Cover of Apex Magazine issue 154. Artwork by Jeleynai. Cover design by Justin Stewart.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Summer-loving people must be the most misanthropic group because nobody will just let it be summer. June? SUMMERWEEN! July? STILL...SOMEHOW SUMMERWEEN! August? AUGTOBER! Don't get me wrong, as a bystander, this is hilarious to watch, but an obnoxious summertime reckoning is coming.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Why do I feel like I'm expected to apologize to the spider I didn't know was living in my drain? I turn on the water and the thing runs out and stares me down like I ruined Christmas...

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Stop putting honey on everything! If you want honey on your cheeseburger, that's fine, ya Winnie the Pooh weirdo, but I don't want it.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

That sandwich I ate is wreaking havoc on the miniscule spaces between my teeth and, frankly, it's ruining my life.

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Buyinge a portable cd playere and it doth feele reallye goode

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Godless is doing something really cool for Candace Nola! Check it out, spread the word, and get some great books!

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Candace has helped so many of us. Please share the link and donate if you can.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

The reprint of my short story collection is now live, available in ebook and paperback! I'll have signed copies in my shop soon, stay tuned! Peep that awesome cover art by @mattwildasin.bsky.social ! a.co/d/01E1XA3d

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

My little Halloween short got the exquisite Erica Robyn treatment, and I'm over the moon!

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

I got to answer some interesting questions and lift up some other authors! Always a good time!

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Brian Keene @briankeene.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

On this week's episode of KEENEVERSATIONS Brian, @chuckwendig.bsky.social, Richard Chizmar, & @somercanon.bsky.social discuss The End of the World As We Know It: New Tales of Stephen King's The Stand, and what comes next. (Recorded live at Midtown Scholar Bookstore). www.patreon.com/posts/end-of...

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

This was a great chat and it was nice to be able to talk about my hideously bad luck 😆😆😆

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Brian Keene @briankeene.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

On this week’s KEENEVERSATIONS podcast, I’m talking Imposter Syndrome with @somercanon.bsky.social. Look for it later today.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Hi Bluesky! I've had this song stuck in my head for 5 days, so I've decided to spread the earworm infection! youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?...

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"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

I accidentally let myself slip into full HANGRY at a super busy shopping plaza, and then I got stuck behind a city bus, and then my cat puked all over the one carpeted room in my freaking house. Anyway, I ate 11 tacos and now I feel better.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Check oit this cool review! Certainly, I don't need to tell you to check out Strange New Moons because you've already purchased and read it. Right?

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I'm so grateful. So, so grateful.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

My face when I see how low gas prices are in my hometown...the hometown I left for a better life 😡😡😡

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

It's getting to be that time of year again! I will be releasing a new ebook only Halloween short in September, but if you want a collection of previous shorts gathered into a physical book (with the world's cutest cover by Betty Rocksteady ) then click the link! a.co/d/bulueN8

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Halloween My Way [Canon, Somer] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Halloween My Way

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Hi. I'm still in the middle of an out-of-body experience but promise to get myself together soon. As for now, LOOOOOOOK AT IT.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

This is the most beautiful book I've ever held in my hands. Ever.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

The walking. SO MUCH WALKING!

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Shave my legs to make someone else happy? Um, no. I shave them because I get DRUNK off of the feeling of sliding into crisp, clean bedsheets with shaved, sugar scrubbed, moisturized legs. The opinions of others does not factor into that particular ecstasy.

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Matt Wildasin @mattwildasin.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Join @marysangiovanni.bsky.social , @somercanon.bsky.social , and myself for a brand new episode of GHOST HOSTS MOVIE NIGHT! On this episode, the gang reviews a horror flick with a demon lamp! Tune in to hear our review of AMITTYVILLE 4: THE EVIL ESCAPES! directory.libsyn.com/episode/inde...

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Episode #2: Lamps Aren't Scary!

Join Mary, Somer, and Matt for a brand new episode of GHOST HOSTS MOVIE NIGHT! On this episode, the gang reviews a wholesome horror flick with a demon lamp! Tune in to hear our review of AMITTYVILLE 4...

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

"Look, if they're not thin like McDonald's fries, they need to be crinkle cut. I don't make the rules, but I do enforce them!" -me, in a casual dining restaurant, brandishing a plastic spork.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I loved The Map of Lost Places and I love @apexmag.bsky.social ! I'm always happy to sing the praises of the invariably awesome!

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

The thing about living with cats, is that they will see you minding your own business, enjoying a snack, and think to themselves, "I can enhance my person's experience by sitting really, really close to them and licking my asshole for 20 minutes."

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Apologies to the neighborhood dogs for the prolonged, terrified squeal I just unleashed because I was editing with headphones on and my husband thought it would be cute to sneak up and put his big head by my face. We're all deaf now. I'm truly sorry.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Sometimes I read the comments section on my local news groups and check put the personal pages of the angry, uninformed commenters to see if maybe I'm being too quick to dismiss such people. Nope. These people boil Brussles sprouts to death and proudly post pictures of them online. They're monsters.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

This in-depth interview that I did with L. Andrew Cooper was such a thoughtful-provoking experience. I really love the characters from my book You're Mine and to be able to really get down into their depths was such a true pleasure. I hope you check it out. landrewcooper.com/canon/?fbcli...

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Interview with Author Somer Canon: You’re Mine - L. Andrew Cooper's Horrific Scribblings

Psychologically attuned horror writer Somer Canon takes us into the dark depths of a toxic relationship twisted further by black magic.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I woke up this morning freaked out from a dream where my house was infested with spiders that growled and wore coke cans as armor. So, just in case you thought my brain was anything other than a dilapidated county fair, that's what's up.

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Horrific Scribblings @horrificscribs.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

For this week's #authorinterview at L. Andrew Cooper's Horrific Scribblings, crafty author @somercanon.bsky.social discusses her novel YOU'RE MINE and ways the combination of youthful inexperience, failures of empathy, and dark rituals add up to riveting #horror #fiction. landrewcooper.com/canon/

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Interview with Author Somer Canon: You’re Mine - L. Andrew Cooper's Horrific Scribblings

Psychologically attuned horror writer Somer Canon takes us into the dark depths of a toxic relationship twisted further by black magic.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

I did an in-depth interview with L. Andrew Cooper about my book YOU'RE MINE. I answered some really thoughtful questions over there and really enjoyed the process of tearing down my thoughts and techniques in writing this book. Check it out! landrewcooper.com/canon/

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Interview with Author Somer Canon: You’re Mine - L. Andrew Cooper's Horrific Scribblings

Psychologically attuned horror writer Somer Canon takes us into the dark depths of a toxic relationship twisted further by black magic.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

I know we all want to befriend corvids so they'll bring us shiny gifts, but I really want to befriend a small, beligerent owl so it will perch on my shoulder and mean mug anyone who talks to me.

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Horror is a transgressive, punk rock genre that is at times VERY political. And a large component of our audience and community is very, very queer. You don't have to share our politics to enjoy horror, but you sure as shit should share the ideals that everyone has a right to exist if you make it.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Allow me to disgust you: I'm a carb queen in every situation in life except for one. I don't like croutons on my salad. They're fucking impossible to eat with a fork and I'm just trying to hork down my veggies, man. Like a real adult.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Generally, I enjoy being an anonymous citizen, but if I ever make the headlines, it will 100% be because I started a huge brawl at Aldi because some jackwagon decided a slow stroll in the middle of the aisle was a good way to grocery shop in a crowded store.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

There's just something about the atmosphere inside of every DMV that instantly makes you sweaty and irritable. I've lived in three states all over this country and I can tell you, it is eerily consistent!

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Look what went live! Strange New Moons is a werewolf anthology featuring some truly incredible tales! I wrote a story for it too titled, Who Keeps Shitting on the Memorial Fire Tower? Yes, seriously. Grab a copy and find out if it's time to start taking me seriously or not! a.co/d/f6Vj6sT

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

You learn things about yourself while deep cleaning your refrigerator. For instance, it would appear that I have a deep-seated fear of being saddled with less than 4 different kinds of salad dressings. I also had a jar of banana pepper rings that expired 12 years ago.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Did you know that today is @marysangiovanni.bsky.social birthday? Mary is a mega-talented horror author, she's one of the kindest humans walking this planet, she's supportive of other authors and she's a mentor to many. Help her have a great day by getting some of her works. I have recs.

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