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@somercanon.bsky.social
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Writer, horror-person, lover of cozy socks. Contact me at somercanon.com

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Brian Keene @briankeene.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Announcing: The 1st annual Fright Writers Festival! When: Saturday Oct 17 - 12pm to 6pm Where: 2nd & Charles 3000 Whiteford Rd, York, PA 17402 With: Brian Keene, Mary SanGiovanni, Somer Canon, Amanda Headlee, Todd Keisling, Stephen Kozeniewski, Wesley Southard, Mike Lombardo, and Mike Slater.
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I have not, but I know it's got a heck of a fanbase. Is it good?
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Let's get wrecked on Reese cups and Dr. Pepper and argue about our favorite portrayal of Lucifer by an actor/actress.
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Lesley Conner @lesleyconner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A new issue of @apexmag.bsky.social has been unleashed upon the world! Apex Magazine issue 154 includes original fiction by Anj Baker, Rob Cameron, AM Maris, Alia Ai-Ming Shahzad, Stefan Alcalá Slater, CM Sullivan, David R. Hoffman, RJ Aurand, and SC Pires. www.apexbookcompany.com/pages/apex-m...
Cover of Apex Magazine issue 154. Artwork by Jeleynai. Cover design by Justin Stewart.
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Summer-loving people must be the most misanthropic group because nobody will just let it be summer. June? SUMMERWEEN! July? STILL...SOMEHOW SUMMERWEEN! August? AUGTOBER! Don't get me wrong, as a bystander, this is hilarious to watch, but an obnoxious summertime reckoning is coming.
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Why do I feel like I'm expected to apologize to the spider I didn't know was living in my drain? I turn on the water and the thing runs out and stares me down like I ruined Christmas...
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Stop putting honey on everything! If you want honey on your cheeseburger, that's fine, ya Winnie the Pooh weirdo, but I don't want it.
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
That sandwich I ate is wreaking havoc on the miniscule spaces between my teeth and, frankly, it's ruining my life.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Buyinge a portable cd playere and it doth feele reallye goode
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Godless is doing something really cool for Candace Nola! Check it out, spread the word, and get some great books!
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Candace has helped so many of us. Please share the link and donate if you can.
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Ha! But this book was made by cat lovers!
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The reprint of my short story collection is now live, available in ebook and paperback! I'll have signed copies in my shop soon, stay tuned! Peep that awesome cover art by @mattwildasin.bsky.social ! a.co/d/01E1XA3d
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Oh my gosh! Hahaha once again, THANK YOU!
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I'm just now seeing this but thank you so much! I really appreciate this!
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
My little Halloween short got the exquisite Erica Robyn treatment, and I'm over the moon!
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Omg! Erica! Thank you so much for reading my short! You're literally the best!
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I got to answer some interesting questions and lift up some other authors! Always a good time!
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This makes me so happy.
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Oh wow! Thank you so much, Paul!
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Hahaha I don't judge. I do stuff like that all the time 😜
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Glad they showed up! I'm always on edge wondering if that will be the package that gets lost!
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Brian Keene @briankeene.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
On this week's episode of KEENEVERSATIONS Brian, @chuckwendig.bsky.social, Richard Chizmar, & @somercanon.bsky.social discuss The End of the World As We Know It: New Tales of Stephen King's The Stand, and what comes next. (Recorded live at Midtown Scholar Bookstore). www.patreon.com/posts/end-of...
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
This was a great chat and it was nice to be able to talk about my hideously bad luck 😆😆😆
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Brian Keene @briankeene.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
On this week’s KEENEVERSATIONS podcast, I’m talking Imposter Syndrome with @somercanon.bsky.social. Look for it later today.
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Hi Bluesky! I've had this song stuck in my head for 5 days, so I've decided to spread the earworm infection! youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E?...
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"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
YouTube video by Bad Lip Reading
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I accidentally let myself slip into full HANGRY at a super busy shopping plaza, and then I got stuck behind a city bus, and then my cat puked all over the one carpeted room in my freaking house. Anyway, I ate 11 tacos and now I feel better.
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Check oit this cool review! Certainly, I don't need to tell you to check out Strange New Moons because you've already purchased and read it. Right?
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
YESSSS!
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I'm so grateful. So, so grateful.
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Thanks for coming out!
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeal*
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
TOMORROW!
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Oooooo the smorgasbord! Be safe and see you Tuesday!
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
My face when I see how low gas prices are in my hometown...the hometown I left for a better life 😡😡😡
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
😆😆😆
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
It's getting to be that time of year again! I will be releasing a new ebook only Halloween short in September, but if you want a collection of previous shorts gathered into a physical book (with the world's cutest cover by Betty Rocksteady ) then click the link! a.co/d/bulueN8
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Halloween My Way
Halloween My Way [Canon, Somer] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Halloween My Way
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Hi. I'm still in the middle of an out-of-body experience but promise to get myself together soon. As for now, LOOOOOOOK AT IT.
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I read Christine waaay too young. I didn't get to The Stand until I was 16 or 17. Still young, but I could handle it! I love how many of us wandered into those deep waters before we were ready. And yet, we made it.
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
It releases August 19 with several launch events happening. As a contributor to this awesome anthology, based in the world of Stephen King's The Stand, I'll be at the Columbia, PA event at Vortex Books and Comics! So to answer your question, yes!
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
THICC
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
This is the most beautiful book I've ever held in my hands. Ever.
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
vortexbooksandcomicsonline.bigcartel.com/product/laun... August 19th this book launches! I'll be at the launch party taking place at Vortex Books & Comics with other local contributors! Buy your tickets and see you there!
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LAUNCH PARTY TICKET - The End of the World As We Know It: New Tales of Stephen King's The Stand
WHAT YOU ARE PURCHASING: * One (1) ticket to the August 19th, 2025 launch party signing of The End of the World As We Know It: New Tales of Stephen...
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The walking. SO MUCH WALKING!
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Thank you so much! We're both very proud of this book!
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Shave my legs to make someone else happy? Um, no. I shave them because I get DRUNK off of the feeling of sliding into crisp, clean bedsheets with shaved, sugar scrubbed, moisturized legs. The opinions of others does not factor into that particular ecstasy.
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Matt Wildasin @mattwildasin.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Join @marysangiovanni.bsky.social , @somercanon.bsky.social , and myself for a brand new episode of GHOST HOSTS MOVIE NIGHT! On this episode, the gang reviews a horror flick with a demon lamp! Tune in to hear our review of AMITTYVILLE 4: THE EVIL ESCAPES! directory.libsyn.com/episode/inde...
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Episode #2: Lamps Aren't Scary!
Join Mary, Somer, and Matt for a brand new episode of GHOST HOSTS MOVIE NIGHT! On this episode, the gang reviews a wholesome horror flick with a demon lamp! Tune in to hear our review of AMITTYVILLE 4...
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
"Look, if they're not thin like McDonald's fries, they need to be crinkle cut. I don't make the rules, but I do enforce them!" -me, in a casual dining restaurant, brandishing a plastic spork.
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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I loved The Map of Lost Places and I love @apexmag.bsky.social ! I'm always happy to sing the praises of the invariably awesome!
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