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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Godless is doing something really cool for Candace Nola! Check it out, spread the word, and get some great books!

Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

The reprint of my short story collection is now live, available in ebook and paperback! I'll have signed copies in my shop soon, stay tuned! Peep that awesome cover art by @mattwildasin.bsky.social ! a.co/d/01E1XA3d

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Hi. I'm still in the middle of an out-of-body experience but promise to get myself together soon. As for now, LOOOOOOOK AT IT.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

It releases August 19 with several launch events happening. As a contributor to this awesome anthology, based in the world of Stephen King's The Stand, I'll be at the Columbia, PA event at Vortex Books and Comics! So to answer your question, yes!

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

This is the most beautiful book I've ever held in my hands. Ever.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I was in my thirties when I began and finished a 5lb. Hershey Kiss. Age is just a number! I mean, so is blood pressure, but you know...

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

My wish for all of you is that you find a little friend who waits all day to cuddle on the couch with you in the evening and watch the same 5 shows over and over and over again.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

It's all a crapshoot. Neither cure assumptions, so just eat some ice cream and watch The X-Files. That's a better use of your time.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

I normally despise these stupid things that want to separate the cool chicks from the "other" category, but damn if this isn't calling me the hell out. And trust me, I'm not cool. What I am is a carb gremlin. I'll commit felonies for mac and cheese.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Time to annoy my kids by announcing this movie as "the side story of the night Rockin' Ricky Rialto had a no good very bad night at the radio station!" Seriously, a half hour special of that guy's night would fill my soul with such joy.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Why the hell am I getting judgy side-eye from this creep? Was it that second piece of pie? My sock choice? It was my talking crap about Coppola's Dracula, wasn't it?

Judgy dinosaur with horns. It's cute, though.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

The award and the book that won it! Speaking of, that book, YOU'RE MINE is on sale for $0.99! Maybe check it out!

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Thank you! My horror short story collection PICKING YOU OUT OF MY TEETH is available here: thunderstormbooks.com/thunderstorm...

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Hey, look, I know I said earlier not to expect anything from me. That still stands. But also, maybe, check out a book I wrote. I've written a few, but this is today's book. A short story collection heavy on themes of motherhood, feminine rage, and weird weeds in the yard. Thunderstorm.com

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

If you visit the shop at my site SomerCanon.com, you can get this Halloween Bundle featuring my newest release, Halloween My Way, as well as a hook and charm book mark, a pin, and some Halloween stickers! Get festive!

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

Who needs skin anyway? WE CRAVESES HEATS, PRECIOUS.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

Snacks for the Buzz Book Expo! Come join me in the chat! www.youtube.com/live/yrEACDC...

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

I minored in Psychology in college and taking this test just informed me of all the ways my personality is an absolute car wreck. And this meme is VERY UNFAIRLY calling me out. 🤣

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 31/08/2023

My grandparents had a mean old pony when I was a kid, but if you offered her one of these, she transformed into a mean old pony who could almost tolerate you.

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Somer Canon @somercanon.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

I got startled by and yelped at a tumbleweed of cat fur rolling across the floor yesterday, so...

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