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@somequeer.bsky.social
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31, Sex blogger, toy reviewer. Chronic pain, queer, awkward. He/they, genderqueer Www.SomeQueer.com

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juno 🜏 nocturnedesigns | COMMS OPEN @c0rpsenation.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this sale is going indefinitely for now btw! i also uploaded and updated my carrd again (finally)🩷 if youre interested in a good deal on a model, i have lots of models for as low as $150 with the sale still available!!
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SomeQueer @somequeer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Really bummed out that one of the only lubes I can use went from roughly $9.50 to $18ish 😔
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Roland Pierik @roleo.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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No cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in Scotland
A study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is "highly effective".
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Twilight Meadow Creations DROP Oct 1 @twilightmeadowcreations.com · 03/09/2026
⚔️💖 Our drop is LIVE! 💖⚔️ US customers: We recommend shipping with Postnord/USPS with prepaid tariffs by us. No hidden fees or surprises for you! PS: We love being tagged in drop grabs, so don't be shy! twilightmeadowcreations.com
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Hodge Podge Entourage @hodge-podge.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
✨Discounts, freebies, and more!✨ We're dropping brand new inventory this evening at 7pm EST! Plus, enjoy some early Labor Day discounts - up to 40% off select items! And, to top it all off, follow and repost for a chance to win a $200 HPE gift card! Details below. 💕
a pile of sparkly silicone sex toys
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There's a limited amount of second plants available for a discount! Minor cosmetic blemishes which did not meet my standards and which save you a cool Tubman, in the better universe where Harriet Tubman's face went on the twenty as planned. www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/aloev...
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Aloe Virile — Funkit Toys
FEED ME SEYMOUR. Aloe Virile is a plant dildo that gives you the power to decide how thick it is based on how many leaves you use. It has an ample flared pot, variegated leaves, lovingly-rendered top...
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SomeQueer @somequeer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A stainless steel plug for less than $50. Find out if it’s the right choice for you: www.somequeer.com/funzze-stain... #SexToyReview #StainlessSteel
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Funzze Stainless Steel 3 Bead Butt Plug Review - Some Queer
The Funzze stainless steel 3 bead butt plug is a design I traditionally favor. I enjoy the gradual size increase, as well as distinct dip between each bulb, in a butt plug. I also tend to favor solid,...
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Sydney Screams Talks Toys @sydneytalkstoys.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My track history with 3-in-1 vibrators isn't the best, but I was willing to give a shot to a new one... and I'm glad I did!! MYLO 3-in-1 wand vibrator comes in 5 colors and is waterproof, rechargeable, and definitely unique Read my full review here: sydneyscreams.com/mylo-fire-3-...
side view photo of the MYLO Fire 3-in-1 vibrator. The red and yellow vibrator is held in the left hand of sex toy reviewer Sydney Screamsside view photo of the MYLO Fire Wand Vibrator, with the sensory tendril free hanging. The unique luxury vibrator is held in the left hand of reviewer Sydney ScreamsSize comparison photo of a can of sugar-free redbull next to the MYLO 3-in-1 vibrator in the Fire element coloration. Both items are held in the left hand of vibrator reviewer Sydney Screamsphoto of the luxury box that comes with the MYLO wand vibrators. The box is open on one end, revealing the wand end of the luxury vibrator. The box is held in the left hand of reviewer Sydney Screams
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SomeQueer @somequeer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Okay but the best miracle happened less than 24 hours after posting this. I discovered I had simply been trying all the wrong chargers because the Sassy’s own charger was missing. It’s the little things 💜
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Elia Winters @eliawinters.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is weird af and definitely crosses lines but I'm going to ask anyway. Does anyone want a sex machine? I've got a partnership with Hismith and they just sent me a new one and so I would like to give away my old one. I'm in Western Mass. I'll meet you locally. DM me.
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SomeQueer @somequeer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My Pillow Talk Sassy broke at the beginning of this year, and I keep debating should I replace it with another Sassy, or look for a new fav? 🤔 I have surprisingly very few internal vibrator options so I am feeling the loss!
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Frost || 3D Models & Reviews @3dfrost.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If anyone has one of these can you show me what a successful connection looks like? This thing is finicky as hell. I can’t figure out how far in to put the tube, and the gauge stops working when the pump starts working…..
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SomeQueer @somequeer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Snagged this cutie from @hodge-podge.bsky.social in collab w/ @reapersun.bsky.social Really cool design and beautiful, shifty color. Very excited to see how it works for me! #IndieSilicone
Mini silicone stroker from Hodge Podge Entourage in a shifty blue/purple color.
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Sydney Screams Talks Toys @sydneytalkstoys.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
with a thick shaft, Elwyn by @squidlyco.com is a formidable dildo that can be customized by size, firmness, pour style and color. And wow, did it do the trick nicely! read my full review here: sydneyscreams.com/squidlyco-el...
photo of a 7" Elwyn the elf fantasy dildo by SquidlyCo, held in the left hand of Sydney Screams. The custom dildo is in the Naughty Nebula colorwayside view photo of 7" Elwyn fantasy dildo by SquidlyCo, held in the hand of reviewer Sydney Screamssqueeze test photo of a 7" Elwyn in NC 00-50 firmness, made by SquidlyCo. It is being squeezed by reviewer Sydney Screamssize comparison photo of the 7" Elwyn semi realistic dildo by SquidlyCo and a can of sugar-free red bull. Both items are held in the hand of reviewer Sydney Screams
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SomeQueer @somequeer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
For anyone considering Dagon www.somequeer.com/fantasticock...
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Fantasticocks Dagon Stroker Review - Some Queer
The ribbing inside the Dagon stroker is smoother and because the individual ribs vary in height and width it keeps the texture stimulating but comfortable.
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SomeQueer @somequeer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Who doesn’t want a magic dragon? The textured Falkor Micro Stroker from @squidlyco.com could be the right dragon for you. www.somequeer.com/textured-fal... #IndieSilicone #SexToyReview #FantasySexToy #FtM #Trans
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Textured Falkor Micro Stroker Review - Some Queer
Using the SquidlyCo suction cup with the open-ended Falkor Micro Stroker allows me to create one of the most “realistic” experiences I’ve had with a sex toy since getting bottom growth.
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Dee's Big Daddies @deesbigdaddies.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You're looking awfully submissive and breedable today... 💦 How LUCKY that today we're releasing a new dong with a hot alpha KNOT 😏 Meet Big Daddy Deke: deesbigdaddies.com/search?q=deke&op…
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
three days left of sale prices!
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SomeQueer @somequeer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Currently a 20% sale running at @funzzetoy.bsky.social until July 16. Save even more on their affordable catalogue! Check the comments for my reviews! funzze.com?sca_ref=8968... (affiliate link)
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
HPV vaccine drives cervical cancer deaths close to zero. A landmark study in England has found girls vaccinated against HPV on the cusp of their teenage years now have effectively zero risk of dying from cervical cancer before 30. BBC buff.ly/nHRxm2A #ShareGoodNewsToo
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HPV vaccine means young women now have 'close to zero' risk of cervical cancer death
A new study finds that hundreds of lives have been saved since school-age girls were offered the HPV jab in 2008.
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SomeQueer @somequeer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Uberrime is having their big summer sale! Soo many good options from an indie company. uberrime.com?rfsn=8110706... (affiliate link)
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Oh Joy Sex Toy @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We've got ONE WEEK left to go and we're just ✨63 people✨ away from reaching our base goal of 200 new sign-ups on Patreon! This Pledge Drive is how we're raising funds for our tiny publication to afford another year's worth of comics- & patrons get EXCLUSIVE comics! www.patreon.com/OhJoySexToy/...
Pledge Drive Results!
Bar graph shows 137 new sign-ups as of June 24th, out of the target of 200

Between subscriptions, purchases, and donations, you've helped us build up the equivalent of 137 sign-ups this past three weeks! Thank you all so much for the support! Stick with us for the year and we'll keep making the best comics we can!
patreon.com/OhJoySextoyComic panel from https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/13-years-pledge-drive-2026

"200 new Patreon sign-ups. That gives us breathing room." Says Erika with a sigh of relief.

The crew shrinks down to miniature size to clamber on and in the sand castle. 

Leaning out of a sand castle window, Matt continues, "Then dare we dream for... 400. That's stability and maybe even another artist page rate increase!"

From a castle tower, Ziggy mentions, "(Patrons get bonus content every month!)"

Text: patreon.com/OhJoySexToy. (Buy eBooks and make single donations there, too!)Text: Oh Joy Sex Toy's 2026 Pledge Drive Comics. 
1) My Life in Sketchbooks - Jey Pawlik
2) Smiles Before Miles - Ripley LaCross
3) Day in the Life - Hien Pham
Image: Samples from each comic.
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SomeQueer @somequeer.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Went to a Pride event for the first time and the heat almost robbed me of my mortal coil.
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
i'm in a group chat now. we're all talking about how you don't own enough dildos.
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SomeQueer @somequeer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Received an awesome package from @squidlyco.com today! No better way to celebrate Pride month for me 🌈 #IndieSilicone
Mail package of silicone from squidly co, including grinders, mini strokers, suction cups, stickers, and fidgetsProducts from squidly co displayed on a background of varying blue shades.
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SheVibe @shevibe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
✨ SheVibe is teaming up with Blush for a giveaway celebrating connection, expression, and pleasure in all its forms. Enter now for your chance to win a bundle that’s all about Pride, pleasure, and playful self expression! ➡️ Enter Here: www.instagram.com/reel/DZNcjOz...
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FlirtyDawg @flirtydawg.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Happy Pride Month!🌈 15% off all inventory toys and custom orders for June ✨ flirtydawg.com #PrideMonth #FantasyDildo #SexToy #Dildo #FantasySexToy #Silicone
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The Sex Shed @thesexshed.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
We're slapping 15% off on all suction tools.
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SomeQueer @somequeer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A year later and the Mothman dildo from @squidlyco.com is still a frequently used, favorite of mine. www.somequeer.com/squidly-co-m...
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Squidly Co. Mothman Dildo Review - SomeQueer
The Mothman dildo was the first product I came across from Squidly Co. and initially I just found it funny, because Mothman is “Funny Internet Culture” for me, but as the days passed I couldn’t get it...
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SquidlyCo @squidlyco.com · 30/05/2026
Our May In-Stock Toy Drop goes live in just a matter of minutes - don't forget your discount code when you're snagging your new dreamies! 🙌🥰 #dongsky #toydrop #forscience
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SomeQueer @somequeer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Check out my latest review! Tried out the Pink O Sucker from @funzzetoy.bsky.social to see how it would work for my bottom growth www.somequeer.com/pink-o-sucke... #SexToyReview
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Pink O Sucker Funzze Review - SomeQueer
My main interest in the Pink ‘O’ Clitoral Sucker from Funzze was: could it work for my bottom growth? I didn’t have a small clit before bottom growth so I’ve always had to gravitate toward larger open...
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SomeQueer @somequeer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A vampire dildo and a dragon dildo, both aimed at being beginner friendly, or for those seeking a lower intensity texture. www.somequeer.com/phantasia-be... #indieSilicone #SexToyReview #FantasyDildo
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Phantasia Beginner Friendly Fantasy Dildos - SomeQueer
Uberrime’s Phantasia dildos are a line-up of beginner-friendly fantasy dildos. Fantasy dildos are extremely popular, and much more accessible than they once were. However, not everyone has experienced...
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SomeQueer @somequeer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
www.somequeer.com/ridergo-viva...
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RiderGo Viva Desire Review - SomeQueer
The RiderGo is Viva Desire’s (VVD) new, rabbit-style vibrator, that comes with a G-spot targeting “fingering” attachment. It also enables you to take your attachments from the Rider Desire sex saddle,...
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Sydney Screams Talks Toys @sydneytalkstoys.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
It took me longer than I’d hoped to film the video version, but I finally did it with all the same brands as my written guide plus some new toys & new brands introduced! Timestamped for ease of watching because oop, it’s longggg youtu.be/STzMXdWugjM?...
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EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT GRINDER SEX TOYS - SYDNEY SCREAMS
YouTube video by Sydney Screams
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SquidlyCo @squidlyco.com · 01/03/2026
Let's kick off a full month of Made-To-Order-Magic at 20% off, shall we? It also happens to be Squidly Co's 4th Birthday Today! 🎉🙌💙 #dongsky #customs
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James Betty Butch 🏳️‍⚧️ @bettybutch.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
⚠️ Heads up, ESPECIALLY to sex workers and activists: Amazon is changing their public wishlist terms. Your address will soon be visible to gift purchasers in certain circumstances.
A screenshot of an email from Amazon detailing a change of terms for public wishlist, forcing users to allow third party seller products and thus exposing the wishlist owner's address in the purchase process. The change is in effect starting March 25.
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SomeQueer @somequeer.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Looking for a way to potentially increase the stimulation you get while using a strap on? www.somequeer.com/dual-density... #silicone #SexToyReview
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Dual Density Grinding Base Dildo Review - SomeQueer
The Grinding Base Dildo appealed to me specifically for its use as a strap on dildo that has a base to benefit the wearer. As someone who enjoys grinding, and also likes using dildos as strap ons, thi...
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SquidlyCo @squidlyco.com · 06/02/2026
Less than 6 Hours until our 90+ Item Valentine's Toy Drop!! Don't forget to bookmark this handy Discount Code for later! 😘💝 #Valentines #toydrop #dongsky
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Lust Demonics @lustdemonics.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I have some good news! Thanks to everyone who placed an order over the last couple weeks, I have raised enough money to stay in business! I'm gonna keep the 55% sale, and free toy on orders over $100 going until the first of the year, but the new code is HARDTOSLAY!
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
i did this, and because i left lengthy messages it took ten minutes. If you DM me a screenshot of the call in your phone history i'll give you a code for ten percent off in my shop.
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SquidlyCo @squidlyco.com · 10/12/2025
Last 24 Hours for 20% Off!
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 03/12/2025
NEW on the blog: My Ultimate Sex Nerd Reading List girlyjuice.net/my-ultimate-... Finally compiled a list of all the books I am CONSTANTLY recommending to people, in topics ranging from sex to kink to queerness to sex toys to polyamory.
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My Ultimate Sex Nerd Reading List
You might expect a long-time sex toy reviewer to get asked about her favorite toys all the time – and I do! – but I also get asked surprisingly often about what books I recommend. I’ve been a…
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Ollie Fox @craft-witch.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Free sample of my upcoming book is now available! Also if anyone is interested in a free #paranormalromanc #ARC in exchange for an honest review, please reach out! ko-fi.com/s/6d8cd7d2c1
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The Guardian (Sample) - Ollie Fox (Craft Witch)'s Ko-fi Shop
A free SAMPLE of my upcoming book, The Guardian, in EPUB form. The full version will be available for $3.99 here as well as major book retailers on ...
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Sleepingirl | חוה שושנה @sleepingirl.info · 01/12/2025
It's that time again! I rarely run sales, so if you were thinking of picking up a copy of my books or ESPECIALLY taking a look at my Patreon, now is a great time! Running from now til Friday: use code CM2025 for 30% off! www.patreon.com/sleepingirl sleepingirl.itch.io sleepingirl.gumroad.com
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Frost || 3D Models & Reviews @3dfrost.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Over 40 shops indie and fantasy sex toy shops have launched or announced sales or promotions in November. If you're looking for a new fantasy dildo or other silicone toy, these are some of the best deals you'll find all year 👀 #blackfriday #cybermonday www.fantasticfrost.com/black-friday...
Fantasy Toy Black Friday 2025.
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SquidlyCo @squidlyco.com · 24/11/2025
The BIG Sale is over but the savings continue - our entire store will remaim 20% Off through December 10th for all your last minute Holiday Needs! 🎉🙌 #dongsky
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Funzze Toy @funzzetoy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Black Friday Starts Now - 30% Off Sitewide!📢🎁🚨 The best deal in 2025🔥🔥, shop on 👉Funzze.com👈, automatic code at checkout. 🏷️🏷️ Valid: Nov.20th-Dec.1st
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Denise Dailey 🏳️‍⚧️🔞🇨🇦 she/her @t4toy.com · 22/11/2025
Thanks to my generous sponsor HappyBed, I’ve been enjoying the Womanizer Duo 2 after my original Duo finally bit the dust outside of its 5-year warranty. But as much as I like it, the new price tag is just too damn much. Fortunately this is the best time to find it on sale. t4toy.com/reviews/woma...
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Womanizer Duo 2 review - t4toy.com
This air-stim rabbit is almost identical to the older Duo with the same highlights and flaws. It’s a great toy in many ways, but now too expensive to wholeheartedly endorse.
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SomeQueer @somequeer.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Got more than I thought I was getting with this @funzzetoy.bsky.social Eggplant Vibrator www.somequeer.com/eggplant-vib... #SexToReview #Silicone #Vibrator
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Eggplant Vibrator Strapless Strap-on or Dual-Stimulator Review - SomeQueer
When I chose the Eggplant Vibrator from Funzze I didn’t realize that it could be used as a strapless strap-on, I just thought it was for dual stimulation
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Denise Dailey 🏳️‍⚧️🔞🇨🇦 she/her @t4toy.com · 17/11/2025
Awwwww yeah!! I finally got my ability to write back!! 😁 So let’s have a look at the Biird Gii Glow — I took all the notes I needed for this review two months ago, yet I’ve continued using the toy since which is always a good sign. 😏 t4toy.com/reviews/biir...
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Biird Gii Glow review - t4toy.com
Biird’s Gii Glow is a slender g-spotter that looks and feels great, but its poor ergonomics mar an otherwise excellent experience. Still recommended, though!
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