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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I for one am happy to do my bit by dodging salad wherever possible. I feel it's my patriotic duty to leave the salad for people who need it more.

Headline : Millions of lettuces ruined by UK aphid outbreak

A picture of a lot of lettuces. But not millions. Obviously.

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Some #ncfc stats frommopta analyst - look away now if not into grown men chasing a bag of air. Pressing 1st for pressed sequences (103) 7th for high turnovers (46, 65 is 1st) 5th for high turnovers that end in shot % (23.91%, 31.03% in 1st)

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Monday morning, Burnham should get himself down to Portsmouth to visit the lifeboat and the RNLI, find out what it takes to get them up and running again and make it happen. Or as soon as he can.

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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Worth considering

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Anyone here like metal ? My lad is in a metal band in Sheffield. This is their insta - www.instagram.com/waiting_for_... - they played yellow arch studios as a support act the other night.

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Looks to me like piddington could be annexed fairly easily with 4 checkpoints / passport control areas.

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I've been on 2 drivers awareness courses, and not once did they mention, when discussing potential hazards, the possibility of a police car indicating left and then swooping to the right with no warning on a mini-roundabout. And then pulling me over for having a front light out...

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

And this is how I eventually end up leaving England to become a refugee in Wales.

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If you wouldn't miss 36 million, of all the causes that you could give that money to, you choose that.

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Things I was frightened of as a child 1. Bullies in my year 2. The regular kids in my year 3. Most of the nerds in my year (those bastards would turn on you in a click) 4. Some of the girls in my year 5. A computer graphic of an alien that was shown at the end of a local TV show. Didn't expect it.

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

So I know the making of a murderer thing has been a bit of a joke on here and other places previously for the number of your dates they do but imagine my surprise when it was announced that the recently elected norfolk police and crime commissioner is apparently doing a 127 date tour... #ncfc

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Well this will just divide people into 2 groups : People who don't believe that for a minute. Dave. You've met Dave, he's an imbecile.

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

What in the trinity college Cambridge could be causing him to get a free advert on radio 4 ?

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This puts "it's dry out, don't put a barbecue on" into perspective...

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

So on celebrity MasterChef they've doled out jobs for a group task, one of the jobs was to make kebabs, one of the contestants is called Donna, and they gave the kebab cooking job to... Joe Pasquale.

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Absolutely. Someone coming here on a boat : unable to contribute yet, willing to when they can. Him : able to contribute massively, unwilling to. Fuckity-bye to him then.

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The Public Art Company @thepublicartco.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The story behind ‘Jetty’… Today it sits in a meadow on Northey Island. In around 100 years, rising sea levels could turn the surrounding landscape into saltmarsh — and visitors may approach the Jetty by boat rather than on foot. Read the story of 'Jetty' here: www.sarahayes.art/jetty/

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"oasis to play 4 massive shows at Celtic park next year" Hasn't everyone who wanted to see oasis already seen them this year ?

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

When in Bakewell, it is obligatory to take this picture of ducks and geese on the river, just by the bridge near the co-op.

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

A couple of pictures from alderley edge today

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Things I thought were posh when I was a kid Video players TVs that didn't have a slot for a 50p After eights Gold blend coffee Marks and Spencer's The sweater shop Reeboks LeCoste shirts John Lewis

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

@benseager.co.uk maybe it's time to retire "nodge" from the ncfc feed ?

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Photogenic chippy tea on Cromer pier

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

With oasis back again, and tfi Friday showing 30 year old clips on channel 4, has there been a mike flowers pops revival yet ? And if not, how come ?

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

My chemical romance at Wembley last Friday, zero percent I think.

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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Harrison Ford is 84. Here’s my favourite interview with him. Love his Sahara-dry wit. ‘I've been saving it just for you, man.’ www.hollywoodreporter.com/feature/harr...

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Artifacts from my chemical romance at Wembley stadium. My daughters favourite band, if Anne hegarty off the chase knew everything about one band and nothing else, she would still know less than my daughter about this band. They played some songs they rarely play, happened to be her favourites.

A yea sign. Vote yea or nay to choose whether a pretend execution takes place - cracking totalitarian fun.

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

If welcoming the future means removing labour from people and increasing inequality, is that something that should be welcomed ?

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

And now on UK tv, a choice of viewing - bbc1 has blankety blank starring Bradley Walsh, and itv has breaking dad starring Bradley Walsh and his son. Luckily This fella has the hardest working agent in showbiz. Luckily he can't play professional tennis (bbc2) or marry Taylor swift (ch4) !

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

You've panicked at your last disco.

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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Hi I’m Chloe and I make these small-scale lively handmade mixed media original drawings, these four are still available just in case this is useful info. Actual art at all too reasonable prices. And if you can’t afford it, thank you for looking and sharing etc. #art www.chloecumming.com

Two monkeys, red and yellow, monoprint and pastel, gentle and contemplative

Squishy skull, mauvish oil pastel skull on grey paper with expressive line and colour

A teddy bear and a teddy cat, delicate pencil drawing

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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

can't we just have a world cup like we used to, 32 teams somewhere they'd be happy to see us

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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Apropos of nothing, I just fired up my latest Blu-ray purchase.

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Only if the song is about the hand dryer in the gents' toilets at The Crown & Treaty, Uxbridge.

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

any idea what i'm supposed to do here ? I assumed I was supposed to press the pink thing, but nothing happens.

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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Friends, if you’re taking sertraline, check the batch number as there is a recall out and you may have ended up with a mislabelled lower dose of citalopram. www.gov.uk/government/n...

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Precautionary recall of antidepressant medication due to manufacturing error

The MHRA has advised healthcare professionals to stop supplying the affected batch of Sertraline 100mg and return all remaining stock to their suppliers.

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

The Simpsons can only exist in societies that are dumb enough to be mockable but smart enough not to collapse. This narrow “Goldilocks zone” of balanced idiocy is fragile and rare across the galaxy. Most planets invent The Simpsons right before destroying themselves

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Dear the BBC, Do you see yourselves on this chart ? If not, why are you still on X ? Yours Sincerely etc...

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

My current "for you" tab on IG. A bit polka dotty.

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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I put these bird drawings on my website so someone could buy them. Support art! Support colour! Support hands and making things with them! www.chloecumming.com/birds

Intense energetic bold inky greeny dark greeny colourful dove, with white and yellow chesty

Pink headed dove with dark blue sky, inky winky drawing

Blue Rock thrush all sensible with red brown backdrop

Rock thrush blue possibly startled, big eye, characterful

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Is it just me, or has Instagram turned into the angine de poitrine app ?

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Chloe Cumming @chloecumming.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

It took quite a lot of concentration to upload these and make this post after a night of barely sleeping, if anyone could repost I’d be grateful

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Spring is in the air, the daffodils are in full bloom, the birds chirping in the mid-distance, and in keeping with natures' rhythms, I'm booked on a drivers awareness course again.

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Justin @someoneontwitter.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Um, what's happening here please?

Artificial grass in the shape of a teddy bear (?!)

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