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@somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social
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Nerd. Runner. Windmill tilter. Remorseless eating machine. "Love, run, & punch fascists." Constant cussing and pro-democracy politics along with some d20 rolls, good dogs, flowers, and polyamory.

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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 19h
(I was dismayed to learn that the Fräjen line of Ikea bath towels has been discontinued, making my punchline dated.)
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 21h
Also known as #FAFO "Fuck Around and Fräjen Out."
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Cheryl by the Sea 🌊 @peachycheryl.bsky.social · 23h
I just could not help myself and did a search for the video. 🙉 my ears. It does clarify how she ended up choosing a dirtbag like Ken Paxton as a husband. She wasn’t looking for integrity then and she isn’t displaying any now in encouraging people to vote for someone she knows is immoral
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 23h
Every time Hegseth opens his mouth I am reminded that we are at precisely the wrong level of civilization. In a slightly less or slightly more civilized society, dueling would be legal and permissible, and Hegseth wouldn't live out the day.
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 23h
Fuck yeah, 17!
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Shoresy (Jared Keeso) says Hell Yeah Fuck Yeah
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 23h
Good morning, adventurers! Here's your roll of the day for 2026-10-06! #ttrpg #pathfinder #dnd #dicegoblin #luck #d20 #rpg #fantasy #dice #dungeonmaster #gamemaster #tabletop #rpgdice #dndmemes #naddpod
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 23h
I owe you an apology for inspiring that search and encouraging you to subject yourself to the "music" of Angela Paxton. I'm truly sorry. OTOH, now you know. So, for that part, you're welcome, I guess?
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Kayla B @queenofthesouth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There will never be words to describe how absurd it is that millions of Americans turned their back on vaccines after experiencing a global pandemic that killed millions
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fierce and nimble? Mufuggas, please! Perpetually angry isn't the same as fierce. And she is at best a slightly more nimble speaker than Tommy Tuberville.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Least Surprising News of the Day
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Kitty WH 🚺 @kittywashere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cryptogyny dies in daylight. Rosalind Franklin’s handwritten notes prove she was first to discover our DNA’s helical shape.
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fierce and nimble? Mufuggas, please! Perpetually angry isn't the same as fierce. And she is at best a slightly more nimble speaker than Tommy Tuberville.
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
16? That should do nicely!
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That Should Do Nicely
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning, adventurers! Here's your roll of the day for 2026-10-05! It's Monday so we roll with advantage! #ttrpg #pathfinder #dnd #dicegoblin #luck #d20 #rpg #fantasy #dice #dungeonmaster #gamemaster #tabletop #rpgdice #dndmemes #naddpod
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That Angela Paxton is a reprehensible person doing horrible things is not a surprise to anyone who has paid any attention to her at all during the last 10 years. Run an Internet video search on "pistol packin' mama song Angela Paxton." That's the kind of human she is.
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Social Media Lab @socialmedialab.ca · 03/10/2026
She will not put up with his shenanigans, but she is urging Texans to put up with this man for at least the next 6 years. That's a heck of a lot of hutzpah. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/u...
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As She Divorces Ken Paxton, His Wife Urges Texans to Vote for Him
In a new ad, Angela Paxton tells voters to focus on the “whole team,” not “individual players.”
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Mary Brandt, MD, MDiv @drmlb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brilliant. (This treads on a serious issue that can unite all Texans behind @jamestalarico.bsky.social!)
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump has: -Cut protections for national monuments to open them up for mining -Pushed to open up our national forests for construction and logging -Proposed building data centers on thousands of acres of federal lands Nothing is sacred to this regime. It acts solely on behalf of the oligarchy.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There is no moral equivalence between bullies and the bullied, between tyranny and democracy, or between brutality and decency. No individual can be free in a society devoid of justice. There can be no liberty where brutality reigns.
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In the history of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most. SMH. Politicians lie. These politicians lie so often it seems like breathing.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can’t drive to John Roberts’ Maine retreat, but they can’t stop protesting kayakers. Holding signs: “Roberts Benched the Constitution,” a local columnist is urging residents to openly shun him, writing, “May you never feel welcome here again.” Gift link. 👇 www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As it is officially Spooky Season, we're watching The Lost Boys on Bluray tonight. 🎡🧛‍♂️🎢
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J.D. Connor @jdconnor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I assume everyone is out watching Digger. I've already said it is the allegory of David Ellison's acquisition of Warner Bros. But it is also a two-hour showcase of Tom Cruise's career-spanning, trademark setpiece: rolling calls. Here's how I put it in 2015:
Connor, The Studios after the Studios
Rain Man opens with the arrival of four Lamborghinis and Tom Cruise’s at-
tempts to get them sold. The cars have not been approved by the Environmental
Protection Agency (EPA), his swing loans are coming due, and the buyers are
getting cold feet, so he bluffs his way through several phone calls. Along the
way, he tells his banker the check is in the mail, he suggests bribing the EPA
inspector, and he knocks five thousand dollars off the price of two of the cars
to keep the buyers happy. Fires doused, he asks his girlfriend, “Ready for Palm
Springs?” When she is incredulous that he would leave before the deals are actu-
ally settled, he is ultraconfident: “We’re seconds away from closing this deal and
clearing seventy-five grand. Not bad for a couple of phone calls, huh?”
If actors can have stock scenes, then this is Tom Cruise’s. His trademark
set piece consists of him rolling calls, often in a headset. Narratively, it is a dia-
logue, but experientially, it is a monologue. Such scenes allow him to use his
body against his voice. Because he is an acousmatic figure for the person on the
other end of the phone, he can tip us to moments when he is lying or secretly
overjoyed or hiding his true feelings. The phone, like the suit, puts the body in
evidence.Three images from The Studios after the Studios
Figure 4.7. Tom Cruise on the phone: in the 1980s, closing a deal in Rain Man; in the 1990s, demanding
someone show him the money in Jerry Maguire; and in the 2000s, promising to “rain down an ungodly fucking
firestorm” on the terrorists in Tropic Thunder. Rain Man (Barry Levinson, UA, 1988); Jerry Maguire (Cameron
Crowe, TriStar, 1996); Tropic Thunder (Ben Stiller, DreamWorks, 2008)
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Kayla B @queenofthesouth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If trump did outright steal any state in 2024, I'd put my money on NC being one of them.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Parents of boys - please make sure they’re speaking up now, not just doing the right thing in the future 🙏 #cornell
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Jess Craven ❌👑 @jesscraven101.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
James Talarico’s new ad is hilarious. 😂 Also be sure to call! Because that’s literally the best part. 1 (844) WHOS-KEN (1-844-946-7536)
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hitler would have murdered every Jewish person in Germany, every queer person, every person on the left. Tucker doesn't care because he wants to murder all those people as well.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/10/2026
BREAKING: A while back, I sued DOGE (FOIA) to get Musk's communications. DOJ argued that Musk wasn't a govt employee anymore, BUT Hegseth just hired him again to work on a Pentagon warfare initiative called Project Meridian. So we noticed Judge Boasberg. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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bex @blueraccoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my unpopular but accurate football opinion: We should not be glorifying and promoting a sport that routinely leaves its players with brain damage
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Hire me! Please hand my resume to Alex Karp!” Orcs look for jobs with Palantir😂😂 (H/T @climatedefiance.bsky.social )
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
With this monopolized media empire comes not just size but unprecedented power. The power to throw workers under the bus. The power to price-gouge because consumers have few alternatives. The power to decide which stories get told, but more importantly, which stories DON'T get told.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Americans are relearning the lesson we learned during the Gilded Age of the late 1890s, when robber barons ran the government and the economy for their own benefit: Oligarchy is incompatible with the common good. I'm hopeful we'll respond with a new progressive movement.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And to all who benefit or profit from it.
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Bunny Bunny training arc @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Death to Palantir
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Black text on a white that says the following:

The allegations in the Cornell sexual assault case are deeply disturbing and gut-wrenching. Cornell University has failed this survivor.

I fully support Governor Hochul's decision to name Attorney General James as special prosecutor in this case and look forward to the complete and extensive investigation that is to come. 

Accountability and justice cannot simply be values, they must also be delivered.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 325-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please, Donald. Go campaign in every race where Republicans are struggling. Voters need to know these candidates are 100% tied to you and support everything you're done! Keep talking and you'll fix everything!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's not rocket science.
Graphic with a quote from the KAPOW Handbook; it reads: 

 “Give what you can, take what you need.
That's mutual aid.”

At the bottom, it displays the URL: https://kapow.works/handbook
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A 13? In some traditions that's lucky.
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Lucky Thirteen Spade Logo Animation
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good morning, adventurers! Here's your roll of the day for 2026-10-02! #ttrpg #pathfinder #dnd #dicegoblin #luck #d20 #rpg #fantasy #dice #dungeonmaster #gamemaster #tabletop #rpgdice #dndmemes #naddpod
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you aren't a billionaire and you're voting Republican, I'm not gonna bother telling you to go fuck yourself, because you're already doing it.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Directing DOJ to slow-walk politically damaging decisions until after people vote would be a major scandal under any normal administration. Here, it’s just Friday.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Subverting democracy isn't new to John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, or Amy Coney Barrett. All three were on George W. Bush's "Florida Recount Team," which lay the groundwork for stopping vote counting in Florida—and Bush v. Gore, the politically-motivated SCOTUS decision that gave Bush the election.
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tl;dr guillotines are underrated and overdue for a comeback
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Guillotine Execution Device Against Sky
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An oligarch-controlled press is not a free press. American kleptocapitalism is incompatible with the institutions and norms required for liberty and a functioning, open, egalitarian, democratic republic.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WARNING: The Ellison family is about to own CBS News AND CNN. A judge just cleared the deal. Closing: days away. When one family controls what tens of millions watch, democracy loses a watchdog. Independent media isn't a luxury. It's your last line of defense.
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Jay @somenerdcalledjay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Three? I guess that's appropriately scary for the real start of spooky season. 🦇
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Sesame Street The Count
Alt: The Count from Sesame Street says, "Three," and laughs his comically sinister laugh.
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