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bear glitch

@solpost.bsky.social
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Sol. creator of trolled by montel, ceo of dickmob, mediocre writer and cinematographer

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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
they see this and complain but still get excited for skill trees in action games
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
DoDonPachi DaiOuJou.
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Last night may have been my most alchemic day yet.
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Who needs drugs? Watch daytime TV without the sound on
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
[early 2010's Top 10 YouTuber voice] Top 10 Most Sinister and Evil and Illegal Places to Take a SHIT in a Doom WAD NUMBER 1.) Jasper Batt Jr.
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Jehtt @turbojehtt.net · 05/07/2026
I love how they expanded on the story in this game.
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
the more I think back on Under Defeat the more I'm convinced it's just one of the greatest shmups ever. I think that can be said of most of G.Rev's shooter catalogue but there's something so primal about the home stretch of UD and Border Down
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Game Devs you have so many creative ideas, you don't need interchangeable drum & bass music for every trailer.
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Don’t ever tell me I made a clerical error. I’m no cleric. Apollo appeared before me DIRECTLY to convey this message
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Forgot to mention this during the Summer Games Fest the other day but I am amazed at how many fans of Stellar Blade, a game that reeked of generative AI direction and design from its pores, were outraged that the CEO of the Dev Studio ended up being pro-AI.
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animal jayson ⭐️👁️ @animaljayson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
it's time.
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 31/05/2026
Coming soon: Armored Core ReAnswered: - Static recompilation (native on PC, 0 emulation) - Via Reglue SDK & Vulkan renderer - Huge performance improvements - High FPS, PC native multiplayer
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Armored Core ReAnswered - Soon™
YouTube video by Flashfire
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
NO WAIT LMAOOO
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My Twitter was suspended as a result of a coordinated attack by 17 emotionally unregulated divorced men from prowrestlingonly forums mad that I added a cheesy line at the end of a write up on Tatsumi Fujinami. This isn’t a conspiracy theory, it is backed by the most reputable science (my intuition)
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Extremely not fond of owls.
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 30/08/2025
#crisisposting
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Getting irrationally upset because my coughs tend to sound like sneezes and I get told “bless you” because I hack my lungs out too elegantly.
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I’m not into serious body modifications or anything but they should definitely create garden hose nozzle settings for your piss
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 13/03/2026
Geto Ruckus sketch [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
you stOLe my swag !
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
if Kojima lived in America as a kid on Halloween he'd knock on doors and go "TRICK OR TREAT SCAN YOUR FEET"
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I hate the term "nothing burger". Why don't you go eat a nothing hot dog
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noka 🦿🦿 @noka2d.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
If you're old enough to have watched .hack//Sign you should probably be more worried about .back//Pain
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Chew Guy is launching his own app, it’s called ChewSocial
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
things are looking bleak for the freak
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Bananas are the greatest fruit ever
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Nothing more disrespectful that live reacting to getting bloodwork back and seeing “abnormal” appear on every panel because one test was 0.1 units above or below the median range
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skippyrook @skippyrook.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Chik Fil A employees talk like they got a gun to they head at all times. I just wanna tell those lil evangelical kids that everything’s gonna be alright
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
knowledgemaxing so that I will be the one mr. hot takes guy of the 2030s to rule them all
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
it’s so cute when white people wanna show how committed they are to not saying the n word by replacing it with expletives and then loading up on them for extra measure. I just wanna pinch their cheeks condescendingly
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
“Be there or be square“ I’ll be a rectangle if you don’t shut up and stop rushing me
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
jailbreak your microwave TODAY
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
STOP 👏 GENTRIFYING 👏 OWL👏 CITY
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Don’t ask me relationship questions I’m red-green flag colorblind
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
I’m not “neurodivergent” I’m just diverging my neurons from this conversation
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 16/02/2024
I’m not self-righteous you’re just self-wrongeous
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 18/05/2024
I’m just gonna say it: constellations make no sense. That does not look remotely close to a bear no matter how you look at it.
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Had a dream a couple nights ago that I was working some corporate job. During a board meeting a member presented a PowerPoint with a bunch of dry statistics. Suddenly the next slide read "THE FOLLOWING CHARACTERS ARE VIETNAMESE:" followed by this image:
A picture of KIng DeDeDe's official art from Super Smash Bros. Brawl
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
3 weeks into 2026 and I've already forgotten what the story of The Nutcracker is about
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quinn! @gaygoyle.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
me: I can open bluesky for a second. It's not like there will be a penis or a whole ass on my timeline The person behind me in line at Chipotle:
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
i wore jeans for the first time knowing this girl the other day and she told me it's the first time "you're wearing real pants"
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
This is like Plessy v. Ferguson for people that watch Death Battle
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Semi related: I could never be against interracial marriage or procreation because it’d foil my multi-generational scheme to create a descendant that can say every racial slur in history
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
when I was a kid people would give me sea shells and tell me I could hear the ocean if I put my ear up to it, but all I heard was a chorus of people sarcastically going “wowwww.” at me like I just said something offensive.
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Wearing a hat inside is a problem
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bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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