bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 03/09/2026they see this and complain but still get excited for skill trees in action games 000
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Who needs drugs? Watch daytime TV without the sound on 000
Reposted by bear glitchthe homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 25/07/2026[early 2010's Top 10 YouTuber voice] Top 10 Most Sinister and Evil and Illegal Places to Take a SHIT in a Doom WAD NUMBER 1.) Jasper Batt Jr. 013046
Reposted by bear glitchJehtt @turbojehtt.net · 05/07/2026I love how they expanded on the story in this game. 151147924865
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 06/07/2026the more I think back on Under Defeat the more I'm convinced it's just one of the greatest shmups ever. I think that can be said of most of G.Rev's shooter catalogue but there's something so primal about the home stretch of UD and Border Down 010
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Game Devs you have so many creative ideas, you don't need interchangeable drum & bass music for every trailer. 000
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Don’t ever tell me I made a clerical error. I’m no cleric. Apollo appeared before me DIRECTLY to convey this message 021
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Forgot to mention this during the Summer Games Fest the other day but I am amazed at how many fans of Stellar Blade, a game that reeked of generative AI direction and design from its pores, were outraged that the CEO of the Dev Studio ended up being pro-AI. 141
Reposted by bear glitchOsaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 31/05/2026Coming soon: Armored Core ReAnswered: - Static recompilation (native on PC, 0 emulation) - Via Reglue SDK & Vulkan renderer - Huge performance improvements - High FPS, PC native multiplayeryoutube.comArmored Core ReAnswered - Soon™YouTube video by Flashfire 361654667
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 26/05/2026My Twitter was suspended as a result of a coordinated attack by 17 emotionally unregulated divorced men from prowrestlingonly forums mad that I added a cheesy line at the end of a write up on Tatsumi Fujinami. This isn’t a conspiracy theory, it is backed by the most reputable science (my intuition) 100
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Getting irrationally upset because my coughs tend to sound like sneezes and I get told “bless you” because I hack my lungs out too elegantly. 120
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I’m not into serious body modifications or anything but they should definitely create garden hose nozzle settings for your piss 011
Reposted by bear glitchGENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 13/03/2026Geto Ruckus sketch [ twitch.tv/genczilla ] 241475329
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 05/03/2026if Kojima lived in America as a kid on Halloween he'd knock on doors and go "TRICK OR TREAT SCAN YOUR FEET" 010
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I hate the term "nothing burger". Why don't you go eat a nothing hot dog 000
Reposted by bear glitchnoka 🦿🦿 @noka2d.bsky.social · 24/02/2026If you're old enough to have watched .hack//Sign you should probably be more worried about .back//Pain 281430754
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Chew Guy is launching his own app, it’s called ChewSocial 110
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Nothing more disrespectful that live reacting to getting bloodwork back and seeing “abnormal” appear on every panel because one test was 0.1 units above or below the median range 100
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Chik Fil A employees talk like they got a gun to they head at all times. I just wanna tell those lil evangelical kids that everything’s gonna be alright 021
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 01/02/2026knowledgemaxing so that I will be the one mr. hot takes guy of the 2030s to rule them all 100
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 30/01/2026it’s so cute when white people wanna show how committed they are to not saying the n word by replacing it with expletives and then loading up on them for extra measure. I just wanna pinch their cheeks condescendingly 000
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 28/01/2026“Be there or be square“ I’ll be a rectangle if you don’t shut up and stop rushing me 000
Reposted by bear glitchbear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 02/11/2023Don’t ask me relationship questions I’m red-green flag colorblind 011
Reposted by bear glitchbear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 25/01/2024I’m not “neurodivergent” I’m just diverging my neurons from this conversation 074
Reposted by bear glitchbear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 16/02/2024I’m not self-righteous you’re just self-wrongeous 0104
Reposted by bear glitchbear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 18/05/2024I’m just gonna say it: constellations make no sense. That does not look remotely close to a bear no matter how you look at it. 032
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Had a dream a couple nights ago that I was working some corporate job. During a board meeting a member presented a PowerPoint with a bunch of dry statistics. Suddenly the next slide read "THE FOLLOWING CHARACTERS ARE VIETNAMESE:" followed by this image: 010
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 21/01/20263 weeks into 2026 and I've already forgotten what the story of The Nutcracker is about 000
Reposted by bear glitchquinn! @gaygoyle.bsky.social · 13/09/2024me: I can open bluesky for a second. It's not like there will be a penis or a whole ass on my timeline The person behind me in line at Chipotle: 2240151
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 16/01/2026i wore jeans for the first time knowing this girl the other day and she told me it's the first time "you're wearing real pants" 110
Reposted by bear glitchbear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 15/11/2023This is like Plessy v. Ferguson for people that watch Death Battle 021
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Semi related: I could never be against interracial marriage or procreation because it’d foil my multi-generational scheme to create a descendant that can say every racial slur in history 130
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 15/01/2026when I was a kid people would give me sea shells and tell me I could hear the ocean if I put my ear up to it, but all I heard was a chorus of people sarcastically going “wowwww.” at me like I just said something offensive. 041