bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Had a dream a couple nights ago that I was working some corporate job. During a board meeting a member presented a PowerPoint with a bunch of dry statistics. Suddenly the next slide read "THE FOLLOWING CHARACTERS ARE VIETNAMESE:" followed by this image: 010
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 16/01/2026YOU ARE A CONSTRUCT OF IMAGINATION. YOU. ARE. NOT. REAL. 000
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 10/01/2026started doing this at a girl I met outside a spot where you can get $8 hat yai chicken and now she cant keep her hands offa me 041
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Shonen is not in a “dilemma” you are simply being a “bitch” 121
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 07/06/2025TOM CRUISE HEIGHT AZAELIA BANKS MENTAL HEALTH ELON MUSK EGO SCRAPPY DOO MAMBA MENTALITY HULK HOGAN PATHOLOGICAL LYING DONALD J TRUMP HAND SIZE STAR WARS THE LAST JEDI POPULARITY P DIDDY CRIMINAL RECORD DARKSYDEPHIL INTELLIGENCE KANYE WEST PORN ADDICTION MEL GIBSON TOLERANCE 053
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 15/01/2025unbelievable. this man traced my ip address and came to my house, knocked on my door, all just to ask me "Who is Montel and why am I getting trolled by him?" 010
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Pearl Juggle Completion time: 00:01:45.73 What a fucking joke 020
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 30/12/2024They already pulled the Taco Bell empanadas off the menu after a week 021
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I like when the eyehole in the door lets sunlight in and makes a rainbow dot on the wall 020
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 19/10/2024This is bullshit. Where is the worldbuilding? The powerscaling?? The two page cover spreads??? 031
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 26/06/2024When you see the polar bear in Arlington Texas meme and decide to do some wildlife journalism 010
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 21/04/2024How do you think the racists Bostonians of Pangea felt knowing they used to touch land pussys with Africa 010
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 25/03/2024I think I’d have found the shamelessly derivative nature of this more endearing if there was more action—which, while a highlight, I could find way better scenes and choreography for elsewhere. Christian Bale not knowing what to do with a puppy was hilarious though. 000
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 25/02/2024When Haile Selassie, draped in military garb and riding a stallion, picked child Bob Marley up in a burning field, I rolled my eyes so far back into my head I could see my own brain leak through my ears. The bite-sized approach made it a tad better than most linear birth-to-death Hollywood biopics. 110
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 21/02/2024First TV log of the year. Criticism from Chicagoans about the shows lack of authenticity I feel ignore a fairly great drama. The Bear is more faithful to the stress and toxicity of the kitchen than anything else. Reminds me a lot of my food service industry experience, and I missed most of the worst 110
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 19/02/2024Forgot that I watched this back in the beginning of the month. I can see why this film has gotten a lot of retroactive praise in recent years after being shit on for how seemingly exploitative and misogynistic it was on the surface. Dumb? to an extent, but still highly proficient and entertaining 100
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 01/02/2024These were more dangerous for kids than the Pfizer vaccine 011
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 21/01/2024The fire girls thick asf. Okay but actually I’ve seen a lot of people claim the racial parallels are too obvious and straightforward but I don’t think that’s the main issue at all with this. Pixar’s obsession with giving life to objects or concepts as the sole hook of a film just sucks. 110
bear glitch @solpost.bsky.social · 16/01/2024They were all right, there truly is nothing like getting turreted and jumpscared before you even have time to scratch your own nuts. Imma play this a lot more this year. 110
