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🌸 Fetishizing Solid Snake's gluteus maximus & fandom discourse talk~ 30+ year old She/Her Profic/Anti-censorship Minors & Party-Poopers DNI 🌸 📍NYC 🇸🇪 ♿ ✨More corny-humor in my fics~ archiveofourown.org/users/Tetrimidi…

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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I attempted to make a sort-of character ask blog on tumblr to try and get me slowly back into drawing again. I think it is working. slowly. Slow.. It still hurts to draw but at lest this amuses me yandere-ichimatsu.tumblr.com if anyone wants ♡ . #osomatsusan #ichimatsu #blmatsu #ichikara #おそ松さん #一カラ
Ichimatsu doing the yandere pose and standing in front a wall of photos featuring a gross guy.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Idk if I'll stay there though. Tumblr always gave me a weird feeling bc nothing can actually ever be deleted there :/
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I think I'm going to move to using tumblr for a while since I feel like more of the Osomatsu fandom is over there (for better or worse). But it's more so that I MISS doing long write ups about things in one post. tetrimidion.tumblr.com
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
It is! Thank you so much for thinking so 🌸
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Me with some other trash cosplayers at Japan Village in NYC on Saturday <3 . #Ichimatsu #Osomatsusan #一松 #おそ松さん #Cosplay
Me; cosplaying Ichimatsu covered in some ketchup squatting around trash cans.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
So Japan Village in NYC Halloween event is tomorrow. Guess what I am cosplaying 😇 (lol yes I did sent an email first to ask if a bloody cosplay would be allowed) #IchiKara
Yandere trope love letter: Letter is covered in fake blood and Karamatsu's sunglasses are atop of it, also having fake blood on it
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Holy shit... just finished this chapter... total 16,709 words. Don't think I ever wrote a chapter this long, but it was so much fun to write! Proof read and post tomorrow <3
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Oof... my current Loose Ends chapter I'm working on is going on 12k words now 💀
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I am one of those bitches btw. I say that we'd go bananas for the merch with full endearment <3 Tougou ita bags would become a thing.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Yes I am still going on abt how much I hate this season lmao 😭
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
If any sex jokes in the 4th season weren't allowed of Osomatsu-san, why couldn't we have an ep where Tougou comes back for revenge but Osomatsu absolutely drives him bonkers just by being himself That ep alone could have saved the series MMW Bitches would go bananas for Tougou merch too #おそ松さん
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Ugh... yeah we know season 3 of Osomatsu-san wasn't as good as 1 & 2, but at least they understood to give Ichimatsu a yandere AU where he went on a slaughtered spree. Not this... They knew he is delicate like a bǫmb. Not delicate like a flower that S4 is making him.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
How to take a #darkfic and utterly trash it 💙 #IchiKara
‘Do you really think talking about me will make me go away?’ Ichimatsu taunted from behind Karamatsu. ‘We both know it won’t. I’ll always be here with you. Beside you. Inside you. Just like all those pretty little scars I gave you. They are never going away either . . . Not even if your ass grew to the size of all the Kardashians combined . . . There wouldn’t be enough tissue to take from it to paste over my marks.’
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
lol idk if anyone is following me here for my Osomatsu fic stuff, but I updated with a 6,840 word chapter! Had lots of fun writing it <3 archiveofourown.org/works/709904... #osomatsusan #fanfiction
Karamatsu and Ichimatsu at Simba and Scar from the Lion King
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
When something she likes is banned or watered down due to now being considered too vile, gently remind her of this and how censorship starts.
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Genuinely powerful words to live by.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
So glad I was forced to take that long hiatus & never ended up putting as much of my art/writing here that I could have due to being ill. I'm so tired of this cycle Find somewhere else, then just for this garbage to happen yet again in the future bc gaagaagoogoo creditcard companies & advertisers
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Omg.... so I spent tonight's writing hours doing NOTHING but writing a song for Karamatsu to sing to Osomatsu when he joins him in the hospital lmao I both hate and love it. Just like Karamatsu. (Lyrics typed out in alt text.) #fic I'm actually rly tired now as this was super hard... ugh
Here there’s no worries, everything so carefree,
Everyone adores you and you do as you please.
Get up when you want, stay up late and masturbate,
Sure there’s a schedule, but no need to follow it—here you’re great.

No plans, no plans, I’m the king of this land,
Living my dream with a nurse at hand.
No plans, no plans, it’s the ward of my dreams,
Getting pampered all day while I lounge and eat ice cream.

Three meals a day, provided on a tray,
By a sexy nurse whose bosom’s practically on display.
You can do what you please, watch TV, play games, sing all day,
And no matter what, they tell you it will all be okay.

No plans, no plans, I’m the king of this land,
Living my dream with a nurse at hand.
No plans, no plans, it’s the ward of my dreams,
Getting pampered all day while I lounge and eat ice cream.

Getting taken care of, no need to cook, no need to clean,
It’s the heavenly life of being a NEET.
You get praised for lying around in your comfy gown,
In fact, they’ll even wipe your ass 
if you say the meds makes your eyes bounce around.

No plans, no plans, just a NEET paradise,
Getting spoiled like royalty, isn’t that nice?
No plans, no plans, they all clap for me,
It’s the heavenly life of a ward-bound NEET.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Omg... I already have a sub on my Last Ends sequel and I just posted the first chapter last night 😭❣️ #fic is here archiveofourown.org/works/709904... Currently writing chapter 2 atm! #Osomatsusan #おそ松さん #Ichimatsu #Karamatsu #IchiKara #BLMatsu #myart
Ichimatsu dressed as his favorite classic slasher hero, being yandere over Karamatsu.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
omg I didn't realize your were in NYC too until now lol? You should go to the NOHO or Brooklyn ones, they are A LOT better with way more stuff. So my fav Matsu is tie between Ichi and Kara. Ichi bc he is my spirit animal, and Kara because he is my husband How about you??
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
So far... I think I like the NOHO Book Off the best, then the Brooklyn one. The Midtown one got a lot smaller... they barely had any Osomatsu stuff at all 😭... like almost nothing, and it was basically all Choro Was rly shocked to find this random bag in a bin bc it isn't official merch
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Shoutout to the girl looking through every row of merch for Buzz Light year stuff in the NYC Midtown Book Off today. That's dedication. Meanwhile, I was looking in every row of merch for muppets and found this bag of them. (Interesting this is a doujin artist bag!) #bookoff
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Kind of bummed I killed off Atsushi and Yanagita tho.. Ichi chainsawing through Atsushi and chopping Yana up into pieces and then feeding it to Kara... yeah there's no coming back from that or saving them to be in this second part lol... at least with Ichi and Kara, they just had massive stab wounds
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Omg, also... Tougou!! Tougou is going to be in this one a looooooot more hnng I can't wait
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Some comments were upset they didn't make it in the fic, so hopefully this second part will make them happy if they happen find/read this when I upload it ha... I actually did leave one little line in the fic that would give me the ability to do a second part if I ever chose to too~
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I've officially started writing a second part to Last Ends, 3 years later, and I am SOOOOO pumped about it lmao Ichi and Kara were supposed to be dead at the end in Last Ends, but looks like that has to change now lol (Kaoruko is that side chara in the Sanematsu eps btw!) #fanfiction #osomatsusan
He picked up his knife, lightly stabbing the tip of it into the ball of the sock pieces stuffed into her mouth and pulled them out. Kaoruko inhaled with a sharp breath and jolted softly, but it was not even enough to cause a tremor in the mattress. 

A small cough stumbled through her throat. “Wh-who . . . are you . . .? Why . . . I . . . please let . . . me go . . .”

“Ah . . ., that classic script,” Ichimatsu rolled his eyes to the side then back. “I’m just a depraved, immoral, sickening piece of trash . . . And that is why.” 

Without removing his sight from Kaoruko, without even a single blink, Ichimatsu drifted his hand to the night table again. He picked up the glass. “As for letting you go . . ., well . . . that’s going to be your choice. Like I said . . .”  Keeping his arm and hold on the glass utterly motionless, he held his knife up more, alongside it, “that you are lucky to be the first. You get to pick. Either we make this messy by me stabbing you probably over two-hundred times, or you drink what’s in this cup. Although . . . that might end up being a bit messy too when you start to shit yourself in this bed if you don’t get help in time.”
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Since returning to NYC last month, I've gone back to the Brooklyn and NOHO Book Off, and both locations have mostly Osomatsu merch out of any of the other sextuplets. All I'm thinking was... "There was a divorce." Shoutout to whoever sold this bag to the shop though.
Ichimatsu all over a bag
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Fine. Maybe I'm over-reacting a little bit about Osomatsu-san season 4, but am I? Am I really?? This should explain it here: Look how fucking ugly these background cats are in season 1. Then notice how background cats are in season 4 lol #osomatsusan #おそ松さん #ihateithere
Ichimatsu sitting amongst ugly fucking catsBackground cats are suddenly more cute in season 4, representing just how *everything* has been made more "friendly" and mid this season lol
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Osomatsu-san season 4 is suffering from Game Freak's Pokemon treatment: We can put out utter crap and you'll buy it anyway no matter what.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Yes I am still salty about this. I hate it sm bc it's like the antis in the fandom bitching and whining about how sexual and incestuous it was finally got their wholesome, clean cute-humor anime of them they always wanted... So now here I am bitching and whining lmao
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Osomatsu-san season 4 is as if Matt & Trey gave up South Park and sent it to someone at Nickelodeon to write/produce for the kids now.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
And God damn, 2 years later I am itching so bad to write a sequel to this fic lmao... even though I kinda wrote myself into a corner Welp here comes yet another WIP as I go back to hibernating now for a while
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
When I got those comments on my lawyer #Ichimatsu fic saying the humor in it is exactly the same as the show, I rly hope it is season 1 & 2 humor & not the current magical fruit humor Anyway. You should totally read my #fic. Ichi in it is this image all throughout archiveofourown.org/works/41610567
I was getting invited to too many weddings and my face changed to be so bug-eyed and done with everything just like Ichimatsu in this image as he's peering around the door, so I decided to write an unhinged edge lord fanfiction since I hated everyone dancing to that Elvis song "Can't Help Falling In Love" at their receptions.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I need this Ichimatsu back.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
10 episodes in and no group bully Karamatsu NO PAINFUL SPARKLY KARAMATSU NO """"THEY EYES"""" KARAMATSU!!!???? This feels like rly bad fanfic 😭 At least Ichi did one smile when he thought Kara exploded but.... Where is him going feral on Kara?? No Juicy and 1 baseball instance yet either???
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
10 episodes into Osomatsu-San season 4, and not one fap joke yet.....??? (or did I miss something) Also. Stop. Nerfing. Ichimatsu. omg... this season is awful.... Season 1: GUESS THE DICK!! Season 4: oh no this turnip is hard to pull out of the ground quick better make a chain of ppl to pull it!
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I'm working on healing, slowly ♡
Girl dinner at new apartment (bowl of popcorn to binge watch Hannibal with).
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I'M BACK IN NYC!! OMG I've missed it so much and love my new apartment in Manhattan 😻 Just being away from gross NJ is already helping me feel a bit better, but still not 100% yet. FINALLY feeling the small spark to write again too! I'll still be MIA for a couple weeks though while I get settled!
Typical NYC buildings and shit from out the window in my new apartment <3
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Chiitan!!
Crazy mascot liked my art <3
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I'm still MIA due to illness, but I managed to actually draw something. Haven't drawn anything since December 😭 But the moment I saw the "face split" scene in Squid Game, I really wanted to do a redraw of it lol #recruiter #thesalesman #squidgame #fanart #myart #오징어게임 #채용담당자
Fanart of an unhinged asshole (the Recruiter from Squid Game) smiling like an anime villain. An unhinged asshole (the Recruiter from Squid Game) smiling like an anime villain.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
wtf I love that so much omg. 50 Shades of Grey is so bad it's good type.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Yeah I'm still sick battling a horrible case of SIBO now and can barely function RIP me But just locked all my fics due to the scrape bs going on atm 😭 (I got mine taken ugh)
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
jfc and the scams too... it's so funny to see the panic when they realize that you are going to double check them and find out lmao
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I've been quiet not just from being sick and tired (literally), but now bc I've been trying to apartment hunt too. That shit is so draining, and I hate realtors to the core. The fuck I gotta pay someone to open a door for me and can't even type the word "you" out in emails, but instead uses "u".
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
We were just in a town with 3k people who never saw anyone that could paint before. And no one cared to look at my writing except for that 1 person, bc no one could read past a 2ed grade level in our hick town of 3k people.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Just told my mom how I wish I had more adults in my life that supported my writing when I was child (I had 1 only), and that everyone didn't push me towards doing art instead. She got insulted, saying "But your art is so good!! Always has been" No, it's not. Especially as a child.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
wtf... so much going on in this image. I love it.
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🌱 MK/RET @retquits.art · 05/03/2025
dude watching someone craft something out of pure love and passion is sooo healing i don’t understand how anyone could ever see that and still want to get rid of The Process
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Nice. Seems fic subs on reddit are now talking about this too... ha.
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
I can't believe we came from having like complex custom MySpace sites where everyone was sharing html to make ur page layout look cool and now ppl can't even use AO3s built in Exclude Filters, much less make a site skin in CSS We're losing recipes
Strong dog vs weak dog Meme

Strong dog is labeled "14yo in 2004"
"i wrote a custom html for my MySpace site and my Angelfire page has a counter and guestbook"

Weak dog is labeled "14yo in 2024"
"why do i keep seeing gross ships in my ao3 page!?!?!?!"
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