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@solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social
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🌸 Fetishizing Solid Snake's gluteus maximus & fandom discourse talk~ 30+ year old She/Her Profic/Anti-censorship Minors & Party-Poopers DNI 🌸 📍NYC 🇸🇪 ♿ ✨More corny-humor in my fics~ archiveofourown.org/users/Tetrimidi…

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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I attempted to make a sort-of character ask blog on tumblr to try and get me slowly back into drawing again. I think it is working. slowly. Slow.. It still hurts to draw but at lest this amuses me yandere-ichimatsu.tumblr.com if anyone wants ♡ . #osomatsusan #ichimatsu #blmatsu #ichikara #おそ松さん #一カラ
Ichimatsu doing the yandere pose and standing in front a wall of photos featuring a gross guy.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Me with some other trash cosplayers at Japan Village in NYC on Saturday <3 . #Ichimatsu #Osomatsusan #一松 #おそ松さん #Cosplay
Me; cosplaying Ichimatsu covered in some ketchup squatting around trash cans.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
So Japan Village in NYC Halloween event is tomorrow. Guess what I am cosplaying 😇 (lol yes I did sent an email first to ask if a bloody cosplay would be allowed) #IchiKara
Yandere trope love letter: Letter is covered in fake blood and Karamatsu's sunglasses are atop of it, also having fake blood on it
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
How to take a #darkfic and utterly trash it 💙 #IchiKara
‘Do you really think talking about me will make me go away?’ Ichimatsu taunted from behind Karamatsu. ‘We both know it won’t. I’ll always be here with you. Beside you. Inside you. Just like all those pretty little scars I gave you. They are never going away either . . . Not even if your ass grew to the size of all the Kardashians combined . . . There wouldn’t be enough tissue to take from it to paste over my marks.’
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
lol idk if anyone is following me here for my Osomatsu fic stuff, but I updated with a 6,840 word chapter! Had lots of fun writing it <3 archiveofourown.org/works/709904... #osomatsusan #fanfiction
Karamatsu and Ichimatsu at Simba and Scar from the Lion King
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Omg.... so I spent tonight's writing hours doing NOTHING but writing a song for Karamatsu to sing to Osomatsu when he joins him in the hospital lmao I both hate and love it. Just like Karamatsu. (Lyrics typed out in alt text.) #fic I'm actually rly tired now as this was super hard... ugh
Here there’s no worries, everything so carefree,
Everyone adores you and you do as you please.
Get up when you want, stay up late and masturbate,
Sure there’s a schedule, but no need to follow it—here you’re great.

No plans, no plans, I’m the king of this land,
Living my dream with a nurse at hand.
No plans, no plans, it’s the ward of my dreams,
Getting pampered all day while I lounge and eat ice cream.

Three meals a day, provided on a tray,
By a sexy nurse whose bosom’s practically on display.
You can do what you please, watch TV, play games, sing all day,
And no matter what, they tell you it will all be okay.

No plans, no plans, I’m the king of this land,
Living my dream with a nurse at hand.
No plans, no plans, it’s the ward of my dreams,
Getting pampered all day while I lounge and eat ice cream.

Getting taken care of, no need to cook, no need to clean,
It’s the heavenly life of being a NEET.
You get praised for lying around in your comfy gown,
In fact, they’ll even wipe your ass 
if you say the meds makes your eyes bounce around.

No plans, no plans, just a NEET paradise,
Getting spoiled like royalty, isn’t that nice?
No plans, no plans, they all clap for me,
It’s the heavenly life of a ward-bound NEET.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Omg... I already have a sub on my Last Ends sequel and I just posted the first chapter last night 😭❣️ #fic is here archiveofourown.org/works/709904... Currently writing chapter 2 atm! #Osomatsusan #おそ松さん #Ichimatsu #Karamatsu #IchiKara #BLMatsu #myart
Ichimatsu dressed as his favorite classic slasher hero, being yandere over Karamatsu.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Shoutout to the girl looking through every row of merch for Buzz Light year stuff in the NYC Midtown Book Off today. That's dedication. Meanwhile, I was looking in every row of merch for muppets and found this bag of them. (Interesting this is a doujin artist bag!) #bookoff
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I've officially started writing a second part to Last Ends, 3 years later, and I am SOOOOO pumped about it lmao Ichi and Kara were supposed to be dead at the end in Last Ends, but looks like that has to change now lol (Kaoruko is that side chara in the Sanematsu eps btw!) #fanfiction #osomatsusan
He picked up his knife, lightly stabbing the tip of it into the ball of the sock pieces stuffed into her mouth and pulled them out. Kaoruko inhaled with a sharp breath and jolted softly, but it was not even enough to cause a tremor in the mattress. 

A small cough stumbled through her throat. “Wh-who . . . are you . . .? Why . . . I . . . please let . . . me go . . .”

“Ah . . ., that classic script,” Ichimatsu rolled his eyes to the side then back. “I’m just a depraved, immoral, sickening piece of trash . . . And that is why.” 

Without removing his sight from Kaoruko, without even a single blink, Ichimatsu drifted his hand to the night table again. He picked up the glass. “As for letting you go . . ., well . . . that’s going to be your choice. Like I said . . .”  Keeping his arm and hold on the glass utterly motionless, he held his knife up more, alongside it, “that you are lucky to be the first. You get to pick. Either we make this messy by me stabbing you probably over two-hundred times, or you drink what’s in this cup. Although . . . that might end up being a bit messy too when you start to shit yourself in this bed if you don’t get help in time.”
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Since returning to NYC last month, I've gone back to the Brooklyn and NOHO Book Off, and both locations have mostly Osomatsu merch out of any of the other sextuplets. All I'm thinking was... "There was a divorce." Shoutout to whoever sold this bag to the shop though.
Ichimatsu all over a bag
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Fine. Maybe I'm over-reacting a little bit about Osomatsu-san season 4, but am I? Am I really?? This should explain it here: Look how fucking ugly these background cats are in season 1. Then notice how background cats are in season 4 lol #osomatsusan #おそ松さん #ihateithere
Ichimatsu sitting amongst ugly fucking catsBackground cats are suddenly more cute in season 4, representing just how *everything* has been made more "friendly" and mid this season lol
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Yes I am still salty about this. I hate it sm bc it's like the antis in the fandom bitching and whining about how sexual and incestuous it was finally got their wholesome, clean cute-humor anime of them they always wanted... So now here I am bitching and whining lmao
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
When I got those comments on my lawyer #Ichimatsu fic saying the humor in it is exactly the same as the show, I rly hope it is season 1 & 2 humor & not the current magical fruit humor Anyway. You should totally read my #fic. Ichi in it is this image all throughout archiveofourown.org/works/41610567
I was getting invited to too many weddings and my face changed to be so bug-eyed and done with everything just like Ichimatsu in this image as he's peering around the door, so I decided to write an unhinged edge lord fanfiction since I hated everyone dancing to that Elvis song "Can't Help Falling In Love" at their receptions.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I need this Ichimatsu back.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I'm working on healing, slowly ♡
Girl dinner at new apartment (bowl of popcorn to binge watch Hannibal with).
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I'M BACK IN NYC!! OMG I've missed it so much and love my new apartment in Manhattan 😻 Just being away from gross NJ is already helping me feel a bit better, but still not 100% yet. FINALLY feeling the small spark to write again too! I'll still be MIA for a couple weeks though while I get settled!
Typical NYC buildings and shit from out the window in my new apartment <3
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Chiitan!!
Crazy mascot liked my art <3
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I'm still MIA due to illness, but I managed to actually draw something. Haven't drawn anything since December 😭 But the moment I saw the "face split" scene in Squid Game, I really wanted to do a redraw of it lol #recruiter #thesalesman #squidgame #fanart #myart #오징어게임 #채용담당자
Fanart of an unhinged asshole (the Recruiter from Squid Game) smiling like an anime villain. An unhinged asshole (the Recruiter from Squid Game) smiling like an anime villain.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Ohh... I updated last after a month+ btw if anyone wants :p archiveofourown.org/works/485035... #fanfiction #smashbros
Chapter 30 preview of a gay, stupid fanfiction
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I only have 11 fics up since I mainly write longfic... but still :9 #fanfiction
Ao3 top tags of my fanfics: Dirty Talk, Dubious Consent, Consent Issues, Matsuno Sextuplets Incest, Angst, Crossover, Spanking, Comedy, Sex Toys, Age Difference
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I'm a day late, but... This part met a bit to me in my fic (see what I did there lol) since I was writing that dialogue as a reminder to myself 🤷 #wordgamewednesday #fanfiction
The gravel beneath the Jeep's wheels created a churning of crackling sounds as the vehicle decelerated, finally coming to a halt in another lot. “Well . . .,” David began, and Marth's resolve crumbled. He couldn't resist the urge to meet those pewter blue eyes. 

A momentary exchange of glances. 

David withdrew the keys from the ignition, closing his eyes while preserving his smile. “Sometimes it’s best to remove the past from you. Let it build you, but refrain from letting it dictate your present.”
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
More about my Snake/Marth ship! (I did this meme wrong, thinking I was supposed to mark who was what rather than it being a slider oops) Template by @/miorjah #Snarth #smashbros #supersmashbrothers #rarepairs #myart
Shipping meme about Solid Snake x Prince Marth: First image is Marth smiling, then the two of them embracing, and third image is Snake. Two other images are of Snake looking smugly at Marth, and another of them embracing.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Me when my fics get disliked down the hell
An evil Mr. Ed saying, "Your resistance only makes my penis harder."
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally? . . . (put explanations in the alt text lol) #self
Cat surrounded by smaller cats. I can't get any alone time and am always needed to help with something. Ichimatsu causing a fire from his emotions and Osomatsu horrified. I'm always Ichimatsu anymore and I'm in a rage since I can barely get any writing done. The best butt in the universe. I always think about Solid Snake's butt. A face coming out of a pizza. I feel like I'm making this face all the time now regarding food since I've lost the ability to eat all my favorite foods due to the PCOS curse. Piazza and ice cream were my favorite foods RIP I'M SO DEPRESSED AND HUNGRY 24/7
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I got my baby a new collar 💕 look how pretty she is! #RussianBlue
Russian Blue cat wearing a cute pink bow collar
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
First book I read by myself at 13 bc I had just gotten glasses. Spent the first 13 yrs of my life being told I was "slow" bc I couldn't read anything. Turns out I needed a specialized pair of glasses lmao
A dork and an FBI agent. A tacky flame of skulls burn next to them. The title of the book is "Ruins".
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
People will fight me about this and I am prepared to bleed.
Marth From Fire Emblem asking for it.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Omg.... this and the other comment enjoying the fact that I named the list "Fandom HOA" was reposted by this acct. I mean I 100% fund being anti-HOA, but context here... this is why you shouldn't let AI/bots run your acct to auto repost/like any keyword lmao
Actual anti-HOA account reposted comments regarding people feeling the need to critique fandom work being like a HOA.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
"Free blocklist" Here, trying to make it easier. Still working on it, and please DM me any suggestions. I'm manually checking. bsky.app/profile/soli... #fandom #fanfiction
Ppl that don't understand fandom culture. Includes ppl that feel artists' work is "content to be consumed", "critiqued" unprompted, & censored/changed based on their personal taste. 

Accts manually vetted. DM w proof on why you don't belong here if you are; arguing your "right to crit" are ignored.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
How about some mind-break kink 👀? #wordgamewednesday #Snarth #fanfiction
The subtle motion that David made with that wanton tool had Marth’s toes curling all over again, making him tremble with such a honeyed rush. The mess over his inner thighs became that much sloppier from the flow of the new round of leaking he couldn’t keep himself from doing, “Oh God, yes! I want it so bad right now, please! The mere thought of feeling it in my mouth and throat has me so fucking hot that I can't focus on anything else but the idea of sucking you off! Just imagining it isn't good enough anymore, and I'll do anything to have it! I promise I'll satisfy you completely! You make me so unbelievably horny all the time, Snake! So please! Let me taste it! I know I don't deserve it, but I want it more than anything.”
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025:
A cat tired of letting some divine power doing what it wants with it.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I also dabbled in "hippie" events since my art is "whimsical" w a lot of animal imagery. One of them required all the artists MAKE A DISH as a potluck for the attendees. That was the most obnoxious shit. I made the picture (Tomato sauce with gelation). No one touched it.
Hands hold a can of tomato sauce and a box of Jell-O over molded red things that look like Satan's turds.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
And it actually gets deeper too. No able (except for employers) seem to know that it is legal in the US to pay the disabled subminium wage.
Characteristics. Section 14(c) of the FLSA authorizes employers, after receiving a certificate from the Wage and Hour Division, to pay subminimum wages - wages less than the Federal minimum wage - to workers who have disabilities for the work being performed.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Not me asking the cop what his favorite part of my fanfiction was when they come to arrest me for being a terrorist, saying they saw what I was posting online.
smiling at a piggy
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Still too sick to make new art, so this is from last year ⚔️💖🐍 my Solid Snake x Marth gift to myself lol #Snarth #myart #smashbros #supersmashbrothers
Solid Snake and Marth wearing red and green sweaters and about to kiss.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Guess what... after nearly 3 months, I have a fic update~ Get ready for some shark jumping with Fallen Marth and Red Snake from Metal Gear Acid! archiveofourown.org/works/485035... #Snarth #fanfiction #fic #CodeNameSteam #smashrbos #FireEmblem
Solid Snake and Red Snake (from Metal Gear Acid) both holding Fallen!Marth.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
How is everyone doing with their Advent calendars? I can't wait for December 24th's chocolate ☺️ #MGS
Himbo on an Advent colander
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
People care when you're sick until you stop making money for them. And even not themselves half the time too. Until you stop making money for someone else even. Then sick suddenly becomes "lazy". The brainwashing was very successful from TPTB. (Using "you" as in general term.)
Based.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I have a good fic they can recommend ☺️ archiveofourown.org/works/461630... #fanfiction
A God Honoring fanfiction
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Tom Cruise Jr. is alive and well
A loving healthy family
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
୨♡୧ Snake ♥ Marth ୨♡୧ #snarth #fanfic
There were many things Marth didn’t understand about the futuristic world. It wasn’t just on a physical level, but there were also words and statements that he didn’t hear within his own universe. One of them being ‘frozen like a deer in headlights’. But, good Lord, did he feel like a frozen deer at this moment–the second Snake’s hands found his knees. 

Weak. Defenseless. Just like a deer. And, it suddenly felt as if his years of training to defend himself burned up into nothing like the paper at the end of that cigarette. 

He couldn’t move. As much as he knew he had to, Marth’s body was once more not working correctly thanks to this mage. The only thing he could do was watch that hand. His hand.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The next four pieces of scene-art I did for my Solid Snake/Marth longfic ♡ Fic here~ archiveofourown.org/works/48503524 #snarth #myart #smashbros #fanfiction
Solid Snake in regular clothes, standing outside , snow on the ground. He's holding a cooked chicken out to Marth.

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"Got you a rotisserie chicken, what more could you possibly want?"Solid Snake and Marth in regular clothing, standing inside a sex shop. Snake is showing Marth a dildo. 

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“It’s a little smaller than mine, so it will be good training for you when I–”

“OH GOD!” before Marth would allow David to finish that sentence, he swirled himself out of his seize and then outright smacked the mock-cock from David’s hand to the floor as it bounced. “Do you seriously have no shame at all!?”

“Hm . . ., no. Not really,” he shrugged and picked up the dildo and set it back on the mid-room table where several other variations of the thing were lined up. Otacon somewhat upset that Snake is kissing Marth. 

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“A goodbye kiss, that’s all~” David cut Marth off with one of his provoking winks. 

“Sn-Snake . . .” the plastic bag handle ruffled from under Otacon’s tightening grip. 

“Well . . .,” David kept one eye closed and his smile stayed as he grabbed another cigarette carton from a side table, “C’ya next tournament, pup. ” 

“God!” Marth turned his back, yanking the door open reminiscent of his first night here when the storm was occurring. Except now, the only storm happening was one created by Solid Snake rather than nature, “I swear, I will not be going back if you are there–” Marth in a slutty school outfit with Snake's bandana tied around his head and with handcuffs half-latched on. Snake, shirtless, is filming him while the dildo rests on the floor. 

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“Forty-two seconds,” David pronounced, “that’s how long you have before I lock your wrists up again. Forty-two seconds and one choice–”

Marth opened his mouth, his jaw resisting like rusted gears, but before he could question, something small and smooth landed on his exposed thighs—an additional swath of fabric.

“Now that your hands are free, you've got two options. Either untie that bandana, suit up for sleep and catch some Z’s on the couch. Or, keep the bandana right where it is, ditch the briefs, slide into the panties I just tossed your way, and we keep the night interesting as sensei and Marth-chan. You decide.”
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Okay, now that I mentioned it in a comment, I must shill it. Please watch Shinesman. There will be zero regret to doing so. Top tier comedy anime that really needed more episodes. #retroanime
A bunch of dorks wearing mech/zentai type armor outfits.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Heard in the grapevine the purpose of making those "loli artists" lists is for easy mass reporting of the accts on them... Seems like Bsky actually manually checks each reported acct. Would be nice if they removed accts then on those lists that don't belong there once they investigate the report +
"In the past 24 hours, we have received more than 42,000 reports (an all-time high for one day). We’re receiving about 3,000 reports/hour. To put that into context, in all of 2023, we received 360k reports.

We’re triaging this large queue so the most harmful content such as CSAM is removed quickly."
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
There were also these two gems that was played on Satellite TV way back when. CANNOT remember the name of the channel at all though. It had way cooler anime than Sci-Fi though. #self
A school girl stands in front of a plant-man, and a bunch of other characters I can't remember the name of and don't feel like describing are also standing around. A woman giving the victory sign. She has blue eyes, and hair that's a mix of white and pink.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
>If you see this quote with your FIRST anime. Iria. "Saturday Anime" on Syfy channel (or it was "Sci-Fi" back then) #self
Woman wearing white and blue futuristic armor standing in front of some monster blob. Iria.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I hope we all know by now proshitters use certain emoji combinations to communicate with one another. But did you know they also use certain text abbreviations?? Please comment to add to the list!! Stay safe!! #proship #profic #profiction
WARNING!! PROSHIP
 SECRET LANGUAGE ABBREVIATIONS!!
Proshippers use code text to communicate w/ each other! Be educated and know the meanings! 
These are only SOME of their gross terms, so be careful!

LOL: Lolis On Laps
TMI: Take My Incest
NSFW: Naughty Ships For Women
ABT: Anti Being Testy
ASAP: Agegap Sex And Pie
DM: Dick Maniac
OTP: Obliterate The Purity
STFU: Shotas To Fujo University
AFAIK: All For Awesome Illegal Kinks
IRL: Incest Rights Legislation
TTYL: Take The Young Lolis
LMK: Low Moral Knights
SMH: Spreading My Hole
ISO: It's Shota Overflow
ROFL: Right Of Fucking Lolis
JK: Just Knotting
TLC: Toxic Lawful Censorship
DAE: Determined Anti Elimination 
NBD: No Belief Debating
FOMO: Fuck Our Moral Obligations
FYI: Free Yummy Incest
STFU: Shipping Things Freely Unbound
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It's really a tie between these two. Muraki/Hisoka and Vergil/Dante (superficially DMC3). But I also think Muraki Kazutaka just ruined me in general. #proship #self
Muraki holding Hisoka's hand from Yami no MatsueiVergil and Dante doing "Jackpot" from Devil May Cry 3, connecting guns together
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
The system is down. Strong Bad grounding The Cheat.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
OMG you all look at this loli right here 😍💕😍🤤💕😍
A 40 year old man with a full beard and beefy muscles is a loli
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