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🌸 Fetishizing Solid Snake's gluteus maximus & fandom discourse talk~ 30+ year old She/Her Profic/Anti-censorship Minors & Party-Poopers DNI 🌸 📍NYC 🇸🇪 ♿ ✨More corny-humor in my fics~ archiveofourown.org/users/Tetrimidi…

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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I attempted to make a sort-of character ask blog on tumblr to try and get me slowly back into drawing again. I think it is working. slowly. Slow.. It still hurts to draw but at lest this amuses me yandere-ichimatsu.tumblr.com if anyone wants ♡ . #osomatsusan #ichimatsu #blmatsu #ichikara #おそ松さん #一カラ
Ichimatsu doing the yandere pose and standing in front a wall of photos featuring a gross guy.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I think I'm going to move to using tumblr for a while since I feel like more of the Osomatsu fandom is over there (for better or worse). But it's more so that I MISS doing long write ups about things in one post. tetrimidion.tumblr.com
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Me with some other trash cosplayers at Japan Village in NYC on Saturday <3 . #Ichimatsu #Osomatsusan #一松 #おそ松さん #Cosplay
Me; cosplaying Ichimatsu covered in some ketchup squatting around trash cans.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
So Japan Village in NYC Halloween event is tomorrow. Guess what I am cosplaying 😇 (lol yes I did sent an email first to ask if a bloody cosplay would be allowed) #IchiKara
Yandere trope love letter: Letter is covered in fake blood and Karamatsu's sunglasses are atop of it, also having fake blood on it
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Holy shit... just finished this chapter... total 16,709 words. Don't think I ever wrote a chapter this long, but it was so much fun to write! Proof read and post tomorrow <3
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Oof... my current Loose Ends chapter I'm working on is going on 12k words now 💀
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
If any sex jokes in the 4th season weren't allowed of Osomatsu-san, why couldn't we have an ep where Tougou comes back for revenge but Osomatsu absolutely drives him bonkers just by being himself That ep alone could have saved the series MMW Bitches would go bananas for Tougou merch too #おそ松さん
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Ugh... yeah we know season 3 of Osomatsu-san wasn't as good as 1 & 2, but at least they understood to give Ichimatsu a yandere AU where he went on a slaughtered spree. Not this... They knew he is delicate like a bǫmb. Not delicate like a flower that S4 is making him.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
How to take a #darkfic and utterly trash it 💙 #IchiKara
‘Do you really think talking about me will make me go away?’ Ichimatsu taunted from behind Karamatsu. ‘We both know it won’t. I’ll always be here with you. Beside you. Inside you. Just like all those pretty little scars I gave you. They are never going away either . . . Not even if your ass grew to the size of all the Kardashians combined . . . There wouldn’t be enough tissue to take from it to paste over my marks.’
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
lol idk if anyone is following me here for my Osomatsu fic stuff, but I updated with a 6,840 word chapter! Had lots of fun writing it <3 archiveofourown.org/works/709904... #osomatsusan #fanfiction
Karamatsu and Ichimatsu at Simba and Scar from the Lion King
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Genuinely powerful words to live by.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
So glad I was forced to take that long hiatus & never ended up putting as much of my art/writing here that I could have due to being ill. I'm so tired of this cycle Find somewhere else, then just for this garbage to happen yet again in the future bc gaagaagoogoo creditcard companies & advertisers
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Omg.... so I spent tonight's writing hours doing NOTHING but writing a song for Karamatsu to sing to Osomatsu when he joins him in the hospital lmao I both hate and love it. Just like Karamatsu. (Lyrics typed out in alt text.) #fic I'm actually rly tired now as this was super hard... ugh
Here there’s no worries, everything so carefree,
Everyone adores you and you do as you please.
Get up when you want, stay up late and masturbate,
Sure there’s a schedule, but no need to follow it—here you’re great.

No plans, no plans, I’m the king of this land,
Living my dream with a nurse at hand.
No plans, no plans, it’s the ward of my dreams,
Getting pampered all day while I lounge and eat ice cream.

Three meals a day, provided on a tray,
By a sexy nurse whose bosom’s practically on display.
You can do what you please, watch TV, play games, sing all day,
And no matter what, they tell you it will all be okay.

No plans, no plans, I’m the king of this land,
Living my dream with a nurse at hand.
No plans, no plans, it’s the ward of my dreams,
Getting pampered all day while I lounge and eat ice cream.

Getting taken care of, no need to cook, no need to clean,
It’s the heavenly life of being a NEET.
You get praised for lying around in your comfy gown,
In fact, they’ll even wipe your ass 
if you say the meds makes your eyes bounce around.

No plans, no plans, just a NEET paradise,
Getting spoiled like royalty, isn’t that nice?
No plans, no plans, they all clap for me,
It’s the heavenly life of a ward-bound NEET.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Omg... I already have a sub on my Last Ends sequel and I just posted the first chapter last night 😭❣️ #fic is here archiveofourown.org/works/709904... Currently writing chapter 2 atm! #Osomatsusan #おそ松さん #Ichimatsu #Karamatsu #IchiKara #BLMatsu #myart
Ichimatsu dressed as his favorite classic slasher hero, being yandere over Karamatsu.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Shoutout to the girl looking through every row of merch for Buzz Light year stuff in the NYC Midtown Book Off today. That's dedication. Meanwhile, I was looking in every row of merch for muppets and found this bag of them. (Interesting this is a doujin artist bag!) #bookoff
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I've officially started writing a second part to Last Ends, 3 years later, and I am SOOOOO pumped about it lmao Ichi and Kara were supposed to be dead at the end in Last Ends, but looks like that has to change now lol (Kaoruko is that side chara in the Sanematsu eps btw!) #fanfiction #osomatsusan
He picked up his knife, lightly stabbing the tip of it into the ball of the sock pieces stuffed into her mouth and pulled them out. Kaoruko inhaled with a sharp breath and jolted softly, but it was not even enough to cause a tremor in the mattress. 

A small cough stumbled through her throat. “Wh-who . . . are you . . .? Why . . . I . . . please let . . . me go . . .”

“Ah . . ., that classic script,” Ichimatsu rolled his eyes to the side then back. “I’m just a depraved, immoral, sickening piece of trash . . . And that is why.” 

Without removing his sight from Kaoruko, without even a single blink, Ichimatsu drifted his hand to the night table again. He picked up the glass. “As for letting you go . . ., well . . . that’s going to be your choice. Like I said . . .”  Keeping his arm and hold on the glass utterly motionless, he held his knife up more, alongside it, “that you are lucky to be the first. You get to pick. Either we make this messy by me stabbing you probably over two-hundred times, or you drink what’s in this cup. Although . . . that might end up being a bit messy too when you start to shit yourself in this bed if you don’t get help in time.”
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Since returning to NYC last month, I've gone back to the Brooklyn and NOHO Book Off, and both locations have mostly Osomatsu merch out of any of the other sextuplets. All I'm thinking was... "There was a divorce." Shoutout to whoever sold this bag to the shop though.
Ichimatsu all over a bag
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Fine. Maybe I'm over-reacting a little bit about Osomatsu-san season 4, but am I? Am I really?? This should explain it here: Look how fucking ugly these background cats are in season 1. Then notice how background cats are in season 4 lol #osomatsusan #おそ松さん #ihateithere
Ichimatsu sitting amongst ugly fucking catsBackground cats are suddenly more cute in season 4, representing just how *everything* has been made more "friendly" and mid this season lol
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Osomatsu-san season 4 is as if Matt & Trey gave up South Park and sent it to someone at Nickelodeon to write/produce for the kids now.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
When I got those comments on my lawyer #Ichimatsu fic saying the humor in it is exactly the same as the show, I rly hope it is season 1 & 2 humor & not the current magical fruit humor Anyway. You should totally read my #fic. Ichi in it is this image all throughout archiveofourown.org/works/41610567
I was getting invited to too many weddings and my face changed to be so bug-eyed and done with everything just like Ichimatsu in this image as he's peering around the door, so I decided to write an unhinged edge lord fanfiction since I hated everyone dancing to that Elvis song "Can't Help Falling In Love" at their receptions.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I need this Ichimatsu back.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
10 episodes into Osomatsu-San season 4, and not one fap joke yet.....??? (or did I miss something) Also. Stop. Nerfing. Ichimatsu. omg... this season is awful.... Season 1: GUESS THE DICK!! Season 4: oh no this turnip is hard to pull out of the ground quick better make a chain of ppl to pull it!
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I'm working on healing, slowly ♡
Girl dinner at new apartment (bowl of popcorn to binge watch Hannibal with).
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I'M BACK IN NYC!! OMG I've missed it so much and love my new apartment in Manhattan 😻 Just being away from gross NJ is already helping me feel a bit better, but still not 100% yet. FINALLY feeling the small spark to write again too! I'll still be MIA for a couple weeks though while I get settled!
Typical NYC buildings and shit from out the window in my new apartment <3
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Chiitan!!
Crazy mascot liked my art <3
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I'm still MIA due to illness, but I managed to actually draw something. Haven't drawn anything since December 😭 But the moment I saw the "face split" scene in Squid Game, I really wanted to do a redraw of it lol #recruiter #thesalesman #squidgame #fanart #myart #오징어게임 #채용담당자
Fanart of an unhinged asshole (the Recruiter from Squid Game) smiling like an anime villain. An unhinged asshole (the Recruiter from Squid Game) smiling like an anime villain.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Yeah I'm still sick battling a horrible case of SIBO now and can barely function RIP me But just locked all my fics due to the scrape bs going on atm 😭 (I got mine taken ugh)
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I've been quiet not just from being sick and tired (literally), but now bc I've been trying to apartment hunt too. That shit is so draining, and I hate realtors to the core. The fuck I gotta pay someone to open a door for me and can't even type the word "you" out in emails, but instead uses "u".
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Just told my mom how I wish I had more adults in my life that supported my writing when I was child (I had 1 only), and that everyone didn't push me towards doing art instead. She got insulted, saying "But your art is so good!! Always has been" No, it's not. Especially as a child.
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🌱 MK/RET @retquits.art · 05/03/2025
dude watching someone craft something out of pure love and passion is sooo healing i don’t understand how anyone could ever see that and still want to get rid of The Process
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Nice. Seems fic subs on reddit are now talking about this too... ha.
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𝕊𝕒𝕘𝕖🍃 @sagegarnish.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
I can't believe we came from having like complex custom MySpace sites where everyone was sharing html to make ur page layout look cool and now ppl can't even use AO3s built in Exclude Filters, much less make a site skin in CSS We're losing recipes
Strong dog vs weak dog Meme

Strong dog is labeled "14yo in 2004"
"i wrote a custom html for my MySpace site and my Angelfire page has a counter and guestbook"

Weak dog is labeled "14yo in 2024"
"why do i keep seeing gross ships in my ao3 page!?!?!?!"
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Ohh... I updated last after a month+ btw if anyone wants :p archiveofourown.org/works/485035... #fanfiction #smashbros
Chapter 30 preview of a gay, stupid fanfiction
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
THIS omg... it's a lil personal torture that I see my subs & kudos climb on my Snarth fic but no comments*. It's not even abt me wanting comments on my fic per se, but just me wanting to know WHO ELSE is liking the pairing & WHY bc Snake/Marth is so rare.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
"500 likes and I draw him shirtless! 1k reposts and I draw him NAKEY 🤪!" Fandom: YAAAAASSS 😁 "3 comments and I post the next chapter ☺️" Fandom: OMG U SELFISH TAMPON SUCKER 😡!
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Sammy @autistichalsin.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
While fan artists get universal respect in the fandom, writers get scorn for asking for nearly a fraction of the sense of community and sense of support that artists get. Artists don't get told "you should just draw for yourself!" when they don't get engagement. It just isn't fair.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Such a rush. Such a thrill. A risky high that rly can't be experienced authentically anymore. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings just doesn't hit the same. It was like not knowing if the weed would be laced or not. #fandom
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🎃 spooki-oto 🎃 @yukioto.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
"Minna, miteite kure!" My piece from the Super Smash Bros Melee collab! (link below) #FireEmblem #SmashBros #SmashBrosMelee #ファイアーエムブレム #スマブラ #スマブラDX
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I only have 11 fics up since I mainly write longfic... but still :9 #fanfiction
Ao3 top tags of my fanfics: Dirty Talk, Dubious Consent, Consent Issues, Matsuno Sextuplets Incest, Angst, Crossover, Spanking, Comedy, Sex Toys, Age Difference
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I'm a day late, but... This part met a bit to me in my fic (see what I did there lol) since I was writing that dialogue as a reminder to myself 🤷 #wordgamewednesday #fanfiction
The gravel beneath the Jeep's wheels created a churning of crackling sounds as the vehicle decelerated, finally coming to a halt in another lot. “Well . . .,” David began, and Marth's resolve crumbled. He couldn't resist the urge to meet those pewter blue eyes. 

A momentary exchange of glances. 

David withdrew the keys from the ignition, closing his eyes while preserving his smile. “Sometimes it’s best to remove the past from you. Let it build you, but refrain from letting it dictate your present.”
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Cutting SNAP... so when the people starve, time to literally eat the rich to get food that way instead.
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I'm still alive, but I'm still tried lol Just got done participating in a multiday kratom study at a hospital. It was pretty rad actually. Just very exhausting lol. But feels cool to know I'm part of "participants" you read abt when stuff comes out regarding medical studies!
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breathe 🌬️ you’ll pull through 🌠🪽 @blackquadrant.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
"but i love their work" no. quit supporting people whose "political opinions" threaten your life. these people don't care about you. it doesn't matter how good their product/content is, they do not deserve your money!! stop supporting them!!!!
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
media.tenor.com
mario and link are standing next to a cardboard box
Alt: Mario and Link are standing next to a cardboard box where a himbo interrupts their battle
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I wish Art the clown would take a White House tour right now.
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Astral @astralecho.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
You can respectfully think shit is gross, weird, or uncomfortable without viewing people as freaks or degenerates, because to facists and neo-puritans, any and all kink is a reason to be lined up against the wall. You can also SUPPORT people into things you don't like at the same time.
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
A fascist sees no difference between your art and whatever list of kinks you have in your DNI list. You either link arms and survive or dont.
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Nyil @nyil.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Yeah, you can't win them over. Sanitizing yourself just makes you vulnerable to their attacks; it shows that bullying works on you, so it just makes them go harder. I understand the need for acceptance, but a small group of good friends is better than mainstream acceptance at the cost of yourself.
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Sidesidepiece @sidesidepiece.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Realized i never officially posted about my anti list if anyone would like to use it. Ill share my AI blocker and repost blocker below as well 🩷 bsky.app/profile/did:...
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🔞Solid Snake's Butt @solidsnakesbutt.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
More about my Snake/Marth ship! (I did this meme wrong, thinking I was supposed to mark who was what rather than it being a slider oops) Template by @/miorjah #Snarth #smashbros #supersmashbrothers #rarepairs #myart
Shipping meme about Solid Snake x Prince Marth: First image is Marth smiling, then the two of them embracing, and third image is Snake. Two other images are of Snake looking smugly at Marth, and another of them embracing.
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