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That said, I will do an ad read for fucking anything, as long as you pay me. But the only sex toy I can recommend without a five figure check is the Hitachi Magic Wand.

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Also, if anyone says "I run max ads because I need my bezos bucks", okay. This isn't for you. Go back to your fence sitting.

My ideas are like "join your local DSA", "start a union" "donate to pcrf" "donate to trans charities", "support local anti-ai initiatives", etc. Because sometimes, you need an ad break to stretch or go piss. But one or more of these will be advertiser unfriendly enough to flag you.

It would make you exactly zero dollars, but that's not the fucking point, now is it?

Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 29/09/2026

I responded to @eriabeillevt.bsky.social about this idea, but I think it would be fun to take advantage of progressive and leftist causes being advertiser unfriendly and making your own ad reads for charities/orgs you like.

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Burnham: "I will not allow it to continue like this. Today I can confirm Angela Eagle will present a strengthened water bill to Parliament. The center piece of that bill will be this. The repeal of Margaret Thatcher's ideological ban on public ownership of water companies."

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(We have also interacted off this platform, dork)

These bitches fucking hate pancakes.

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If someone gets mad at my posts, they can blame it on themselves or god.

We have interacted off this shithole website, you are a real person and I value your opinions.

And in my heart of hearts: it is very hard to give a fuck about people who aren't my friends.

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Eri Abeille @eriabeillevt.bsky.social · 23h

Yeah, sorry. I'm actually immune to being scolded by people on bluesky. Like, unless we have interacted off this platform at some point, I assume you're not even a real person.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 23h

Oh, I know. It's just happened so many times exactly like you described that I didn't know if you were referring to a specific incident or just the concept as a whole and thought it would be a funny riff.

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Why stop there? I can keep going. Trans rights, abolish ICE and private prisons, impeach Alito and Thomas, prosecute the whole cabinet and the GOP, Medicare for all, ban Kalshi and Polymarket, deport Elon Musk - and I'm just getting started here

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 23h

Gonna make fake ad spots to encourage people to join their local DSA chapter.

Ace Naomi Luke @aceluke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sojaro @sojaro.com · 23h

Secret to having free Twitch Turbo: say "Free Palestine" for no ads on twitch.

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Let's try that again. My name...is Petra Parker, aka, your friendly neighborhood Spider-Woman.

Picture of be in a "Spider-Man" costume without the mask, cosplaying as Petra Parker

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I know I said I am quitting twitch, but hold on, hypocrisy might be really funny.

you have to be more specific.

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Imagine this post just turning into me making a new sona.

Matt Caulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 28/09/2026

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Just as a reminder, that's Linda McMahon standing next to him. If you're watching and engaging with WWE, you're contributing to the fascist attacks on the people on this country and the world by this administration.

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Lenna 💛🩸 @lenna.gay · 29/09/2026

this rules and you should keep an eye on it

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 28/09/2026

idk, looks like you made a good decision.

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Batman Cumjacking never leaves your brain. Once you know about Batman Cumjacking, you will never be free again

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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 28/09/2026

thinking about the batman cum injection again

"Hey doc, this shot isn't gonna make me shoot out someone else's cum out of my dick, is it? See, I'm planning on having a child with my wife, and I don't want my dick shooting out someone else's cum. Like say, Batman's cum. That would not be something I'd want."

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 28/09/2026

I think it's criminal that Wind Waker doesn't have a fishing mini game.

Praxis💎🏳️‍⚧️ @praxisandtheory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Fire Emblem Heroes, in spite of all its problems as a longstanding gacha game, does a pretty good job of this. It gives the credits for the artist and VA on every single hero's page. so you get to see the art and the artist, hear the voice and the VA, all in one place.

Screenshot of Sharena in FEH's hero info page. Notably, in the bottom left, her (english) VA Julie Klewer and artist Kozaki Yusuke are credited.

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PennyCentsless 🐮🐱| Cowlico VTuber @pennycentsless.com · 26/09/2026

Reminder for those that need to hear it: It is OK to not be OK.

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Countess Lita @countesslita.com · 27/09/2026

this also works for armor suits btw

Samus Aran in full armor but also a tattered cloak from Metroid manga. She's in the desert, and it says 'hope' as she crunches on the sand. Her gun is smoking.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 27/09/2026

Imagine how hot I would be if I had massive horns and claws.

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possqueen (TRICKSTARTER ENDS 9/30) @possqueen.dev · 27/09/2026

no game will ever look better than okami and this is a fact

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 27/09/2026

We peaked at PS2 games. No game ever needed to look better than Chaos Legion on the PlayStation 2. We should have stopped there and gotten to a solid 60 fps and then focused on other stuff.

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TheShunbun @theshunbun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My Gta Online character 🤍

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𝓷ℴ𝔁.⋆𐕣 @noxleigh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Reminder that goth sprang from punk Which is political

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 26/09/2026

But like. They're all pretty peak

Fabraz - Demon Tides & Bubsy 4D @fabraz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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"Demon Tides, developed by Fabraz, is the best indie game of 2026, and it accomplishes something that a lot of indie games don't. It's a 3D platformer that can go toe-to-toe with the best of the genre, including Nintendo's peerless mustached mascot." Wow! 🤩

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 25/09/2026

Titanium Court is so good.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 25/09/2026

Pretty sure that's just an orchid.