iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Sojaro @sojaro.com · 14/09/2026

This creature brings me joy. Her name is Kumo and she's 15 and a weird, little miracle.

A white cat, with yellow-green eyes is approaching your location.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 29/07/2026

What if I was really hot, but also constantly in need of reassurance and direly in need of therapy.

Quiz result, between hotness and craziness, Sojaro lands squarely in the date zone.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 15/07/2026

You weren't fucking kidding, huh?

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 24/05/2026

Live your life in such a way that you never get hyper beamed.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 13/03/2026

My friends: "Marathon is so fun that I'm genuinely upset at it." Me: "What if I tried having fun with shooty shoot?" Result:

Screenshot from the Proton DB page for Marathon. Game is rated as "Borked" with a threatening red banner.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 17/02/2026

This is still the best feature of Stoat, tbh

Clip of the language selection menu from Stoat. Lists "English (Simplified) next to the American flag and "English (Traditional)" next to the UK flag.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 24/08/2025

say something nice about me, but with the engagement bait meme

the image is basically decorative relative to the point of this post, I really don't care if you acknowledge the content of this as long as you say something nice. this image is eye-candy per a11y standards.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 22/07/2025

Discord, I don't want to play Call of Duty Mobile for Orbs. The only orbs I want to see are the tits in my DMs.

Discord Orb promotional email. "Introducing Discord Orbs - Reward your play and unlock premium upgrades. Meet discord orbs - your key to unlocking nitro, shop items, and more! Complete quests, collect orbs, and redeem them for sweet stuff. Zero real money required.

Decorative diagram explaining this with bad UI elements and squiggly lines.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 15/07/2025

Taking these two posts together and hoping Trump starts believing in monument mythos.

Posts from Kanna-banana.bsky.social reading "wtf a video on monument mythos? those are rare" and "you fuckers better stop trying to make true crime discourse because yall just manifested trump talking about the Unabomber and if every discourse ends up on him we're SO screwed"

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 17/06/2025

The last image I saved: Bee Luigi The context: You know.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 17/06/2025

Please observe my daughter.

Black American domestic long hair cat, fur rusting in the sunlight, sitting by a window.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 04/06/2025

Some of the full arts for this set fuck.

Blacephalon full art, Pokemon TCG pocket

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 28/05/2025

Look at this boy, he is perfectly roasted.

tails key art from adventures of sonic the hedgehog; he's brown like a loaf of bread.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 27/05/2025

It must be nice to be obscenely rich and to have never experienced any adversity.

Brigitte Macron, wife of French President Emmanuel Macron, also argued against the pronoun, saying that "feminism is a grand cause, but it's not a cause that's worth changing the French language for."

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 25/05/2025

Posting the "say nice things about me" thing and going to take a nap.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 28/02/2025

Pay me Sergey Brin dollars, and I will work Sergey Brin hours.

Screen capture from Google. Sergey Brin Net Worth. Photo of Sergey Brin with a shit-eating grin standing in front of a red background with "137.2 Billion USD, 2025" super imposed over it in white text.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 12/11/2024

Hello, if you are playing Pokemon TCG Pocket and want to be my friend, you can add me. 0909157856502489

Screenshot of player info from Pokemon TCG Pocket, including a picture of the pokemon Eevee, followed by the text "Your Player Info"
Name: Sojaro
Friend ID: 0909-1578-5650-2489

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 07/11/2024

Added the list in Alt Text.

Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle
Alien Soldier
Alien Storm
Altered Beast
Beyond Oasis
Bio-Hazard Battle
Bonanza Bros
Columns
Columns 3
Comix Zone
Crack Down
Crazy Taxi
Decap Attack
Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
Dreamcast Collection Bundle
Dynamite Headdy
Ecco Jr.
Ecco the Dolphion
Ecco: The Tides of Time
ESWAT: City Under Siege
Eternal Champions
Fatal Labyrinth
Flicky
Galaxy Force 2
Gain Ground
Golden Axe
Golden Axe 2
Golden Axe 3
Gunstar Heroes
Jet Set Radio
Kid Chameleon
Landstalker: The Treasures of King Nole
Light Crusader
Mega Drive and Genesis Classic Bundle
Nights into Dreams
Phantasy Star 2
Phantasy Star 3: Generations of Doom
Phantasy Star 4: The End of the Millenium
RiStar
Sega Bass Fishing
Shadow Dancer
Shining Force
Shining Force 2
Shining in the Darkness
Shinobi 3: Return of the Ninja Master
Sonic 3D Blast
Sonic Spinball
Space Channel 5: Part 2
Space Harrier 2
Streets of Rage
Streets of Rage 2
Streets of Rage 3
Super Thunder Blade
Sword of Vermillion
The Revenge of Shinobi
ToeJam and Earl
ToeJam and Earl in Panic on Funkoton
VectorMan
VectorMan 2
Virtua Fighter 2
Wonder Boy in Monster World
Wonder Boy 3: Monster Lair

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 31/10/2024

It's her day. She's so ready.

Long hair black cat, sitting in a window sill, looking out the open window.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 17/10/2024

I will press the button. You cannot stop me.

Spell icon for "Summon Carbuncle" from Final Fantasy XIV; depicts a pale blue carbuncle against a darker-blue background.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 29/09/2024

I'm not fishing out a cassette to fully dupe the photo.

Commodore set deck for Vic 20, the cassette loader is ejected, but there is not a tape set to the reels.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 18/09/2024

The Supergrafx could just as easily have been a nerf landmine and the design would be identical. I love the Genesis/Mega Drive 1 design, but especially with the CD 1 attachment. It feels like it was supposed to be connected to your Hi-fi.

Sega Genesis 1 / Mega Drive 1 connected to the Mega CD 1

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 13/09/2024

Bestie, I will fall for it every time.

Stock image of a cardboard box held up by a stick. White thread is tied to the stick and leads off-stage. Under the box is a wedge of cheese.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 26/02/2024

"What breeds are they?" "Round. Mostly orange." (Mikan and Marnier, the two orange and white cats are brothers. Marmalade isn't related, but they love him just the same.)

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 26/02/2024

It's weird when people ask what breed my cats are. What do you want me to say, "this is Kumo, she was born feral in a dumpster, she is a purebred American Bread Thief."

Kumo, a solid white cat, sitting on a floral pillow. She is asleep.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 26/01/2024

If you say no, they still take you to the "Learn more about foamstars" Much like with the artists whose work they used, they're not really interested whether or not you consent to this project.

Portion of an emailed advertisement from Square Enix regarding upcoming game Foamstars. The image reads "Want to learn more about FOAMSTARS" followed by "yes" and "no" buttons.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 17/01/2024

If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you were using without explanation

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 05/01/2024

Hi! Tonight's stream was me showing off my updated avatar and talking about how 2023 was as a year. I'm looking forward to 2024.

A cartoon-design of a grey and white plush cat with violet eyes.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 02/01/2024

I just need to know how many times people did this before they banned it outright.

Screen capture from Bluesky Social Github page banning pushes for changing "post" to "skeet"

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 28/12/2023

Friends Fame Crab 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

2024, the first three words you see are what 2024 will bring you

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 29/11/2023

Squeeky looks alarmingly like one of my cats -- Marmalade.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 15/11/2023

I want to make a See n' Say as a stream asset and assign people new fursonas based on it.

Mattel see and say toy, a roulette with different animals on it

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 10/11/2023

i am canonically back on my bullshit twitch.tv/sojarosp

cartoon cat sitting next to screen for Blue Spheres, the Sonic Minigame

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 05/11/2023

shit, hard times are hitting everyone in america

zillow page listing the white house for $468916200

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 12/10/2023

Look at this creature. She climbed into my lap, settled in, then farted.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 10/10/2023

Any time I see names with variations of "Spoony" I just immediately go to Final Fantasy 4's "Spoony Bard" line.

Screenshot from Final Fantasy 4, showing the "You spoony bard" insult.

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Sojaro @sojaro.com · 03/10/2023

Did you know that the critically acclaimed, massively-multiplayer online role-playing game Final Fantasy XIV has an expanded free trial and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn *and* the award-winning Heavensward and Stormblood expansions up to level 70 with no restrictions on playtime?

Screen shot from final fantasy xiv 6.5 patch notes showing the increase in the level cap to 70 and the inclusion of the Stormblood expansion

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