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Soft In The Conch

@softintheconch.bsky.social
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America’s favorite nobody™️ I like tiki bars/cocktails, Exotica music, Palm Springs and mid century modern design.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shrinkflation! No more 25% bonus!
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Vladimir Brichta: Pretends to Be Shocked in Novela
ALT: Vladimir Brichta: Pretends to Be Shocked in Novela
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want to see the local oktoberfest but not in 101 weather. It’s not that good. Plus I’ve got other things going on today.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A whole penny savings!
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So just 100 degrees here today. No big whoop.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's popping a Gas-X as we speak.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just a big repair bill. 😢
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thankfully I keep a dishpan permanently under my kitchen sink because I found it was filling up with water!
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She was good. The plot was just meh.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I couldn’t. Did you rip all your clothes off?
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They didnt go full dynasty and roll into a fountain after a catfight.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m catching up on Strange New Worlds and not loving this soap opera episode.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Classic Rage Comic Meme Face
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was working my way through Veronica Mars yesterday and today I guess it’s gone from Plex.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your ass must be made of mirrors because I can see myself in it.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t take public transportation often, because it’s gross. Case in point, I took the trolley today to go to an event at the convention center. A homeless man was passed out on the seats, but woke up just to projectile vomit in the car. I was not in the splash zone.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deer urine sprinklers.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They’ll be putting republican politicians - the real criminals - out of office and onto the streets.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m watching a documentary on the early 2000 show The Swan, and I wish Pat Powers hadn’t disappeared off the face of the earth. He would love this, and I’d love to hear him talk about it.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I noticed gum and candy was now like $5 at my store.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s supposed to be 99 here on Saturday.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
$6.12 a gallon.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who can afford that either?!
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm replacing my dining chairs now that one of my old ones broke. I don't trust online furniture stores. I figure they take your money, go out of business then launch a new website only to do it all over again. That's how they get ya!
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Should I just start drinking Soylent? everything is either too expensive or contaminated.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have camelback and hydroflask that don’t leak. But I never use the sippy straw type. Just screw top.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just put my cell phone on a selfie stick to inspect the condo roof over my unit. It doesn’t look bad. At least no holes. Guess I’ll be fine this el nino. #diy #imaroofer
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Old people love it.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s out of control. I spent $8 for a bottle of carrot juice and more than $10 on 7 apples.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Man Shouts Pudding!
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They misspelled anus.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I thought he calculated to gallon for lazy American minds.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want California to suspend the gas tax but they would never.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@aussie-battler.bsky.social $5.71 for gaaaaaas is cheap compared to the average gallon in San Diego is now $6.24.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And then there's the person who edits the adjectives and sends it back.
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Praise Nancy Pelosi
ALT: Praise Nancy Pelosi
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I prefer this gem. www.tiktok.com/@havingfun_w...
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#officememe #funnyvideos #viralvideo #workhumor #corporatetiktok
TikTok video by Having Fun w Miranda
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm tired of work life going from one fire drill to another and then having to wait on others to do their part.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve never seen one inside before. And it’s going to get warmer this week. They’re getting a jump start on winter.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No idea what this is but it went right into the vacuum cleaner.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They had a talking pill case reminder for $12 If anyone needs stocking stuffer ideas.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The right tool for the right job.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Walgreens Halloween candy is severely depleted. I hope they restock.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Dan Levy as David Rose: Hey! It's Me!
ALT: Dan Levy as David Rose: Hey! It's Me!
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hope self-driving cars are a thing. I could see ditching a car in my dotage and just summoning a car.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah, that was my thought. People aren't buying their gas and they're hurting.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve never noticed a difference in my car‘s performance when I add top tier gas.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can’t say when I’ve ever seen Shell advertise on TV. They must be hurting for people to buy their very expensive gas.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sharing this praying mantis from last week during our heat wave.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The San Francisco team’s mascot. San Francisco is known for its sourdough bread, and miners were known to carry around sourdough starter.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sea hag?
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