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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 7h

I’m watching a documentary on the early 2000 show The Swan, and I wish Pat Powers hadn’t disappeared off the face of the earth. He would love this, and I’d love to hear him talk about it.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm replacing my dining chairs now that one of my old ones broke. I don't trust online furniture stores. I figure they take your money, go out of business then launch a new website only to do it all over again. That's how they get ya!

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Should I just start drinking Soylent? everything is either too expensive or contaminated.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I just put my cell phone on a selfie stick to inspect the condo roof over my unit. It doesn’t look bad. At least no holes. Guess I’ll be fine this el nino. #diy #imaroofer

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@aussie-battler.bsky.social $5.71 for gaaaaaas is cheap compared to the average gallon in San Diego is now $6.24.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm tired of work life going from one fire drill to another and then having to wait on others to do their part.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

No idea what this is but it went right into the vacuum cleaner.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Walgreens Halloween candy is severely depleted. I hope they restock.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I can’t say when I’ve ever seen Shell advertise on TV. They must be hurting for people to buy their very expensive gas.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sharing this praying mantis from last week during our heat wave.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Bag of lime juice report. I had to juice my limes before they went bad.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Just an FYI, if you think your piss is pink because of blood, it could be the reflection of orange colored shorts you're wearing.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I'm really surprised there were no follow-up questions as to why there was a huge dead fish carcass on the sidewalk. But I guess we live in weird times now.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

be on the lookout for Heathcliff the cat.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

At the smog test center. Pray for me.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The neighborhood’s most decorated house has started on their Halloween display.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Has anyone else noticed the English say duty as “Judy”? I’ve been watching a lot of The Repair Shop.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Some neighbor was just screaming, “No wire hangers!”

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I just swept away so many dead moths from the front of my door. Why so many?

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The AARP wants to sink their meat hooks into me.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I have all the markers of puberty and old age. Acne and reading glasses.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

We officially have Halloween candy at Albertsons.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I guess I’ll get into the Three-Body Problem novels. I really like the first Netflix season. Who knows how long it will take before the series will wrap up. the First couple of chapters of the first book Have been very engaging.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I bet that @urtheepiotome.bsky.social is forging kerbillion dollar checks in Sassy’s name and using voice authentication to cash them!

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

My freezer is all iced over. I’m not sure if I left it open a crack or it’s on the end of its life.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

i just found Pluto has on demand one of the worst 80s sitcom shows Check it Out starring Don Adams. He plays the manager of Cobb supermarket in Ontario, Canada.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I just found a dollar on the street. Should I not have picked it up? Do I have cocaine and fentanyl in my system?

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

How about this for a rip off? There’s a hole in my ice cream. And the entire bottom half is empty.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

My bowel health has been phenomenal for weeks now, but I don’t know why or how to maintain it. I haven‘t eaten much pasta or bread lately. Is it possible I turned into a white woman who’s allergic to gluten?

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Major shrinkflation! Orville ripping folks off.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Is it better than going to Rat World for it?

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I haven't been running my air conditioner because who can afford electricity in this economy? It's been topping out at 81 inside. But I was just running it at 75, and it feels so wonderful. But I bumped it up to 78 because I don't want to pay for SDG&E executive bonuses.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I was out taking my Freedom Walk and a Mormon on the other side of the street on a bike was trying to flag me down to invite me to services, or get serviced, I don't know. I was wearing a tank top. He couldn't keep it in his pants.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Fashionably late, San Diego’s pride parade is today. Of course my guts are in an uproar.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I'm pretty sure my Covid at-home tests have expired by now. I shouldn't feel bad about throwing them out right?

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Cute. But I hate working with contact paper and shelves are never perfectly straight.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

$30 for tom kha soup and pad thai. What an age to be alive.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I'm renouncing my go-to popcorn brand. Signature Select is now inferior! Every kernel used to pop. Now half are partially popped. Every bite is a tooth-cracking experience. I was going to email them my complaint, but they only accept calls or physical mail, and my Mead envelopes are too precious.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

At the stroke of midnight it will be pumpkin spice latte season.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Buttermilk sky heading in. Looks bad for fireworks if you’re into that.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Look at this cute shelf paper I got.

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