Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Cold rainy spring day today. Diego is sleeping. Chooks are laying @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 020
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sent you a DOWN TOWN ™ voiceletter today - for your birthday 🎂 @bigfattyonline.bsky.social Call me Archer 🤦🏼♀️👴🏼 100
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hey @urtheepiotome.bsky.social Does @adamburnsuk.bsky.social ignore you, too?! 100
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Got my new Apple Clock™ s12, in bronze. Tells the time SO well! 😆⌚️ @bigfattyonline.bsky.social @pride48.com #typicalApple RIP 🪦 Archer 100
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The #chooks are loving their Asian inspired breakie today: noodles, porridge oats & pellets. Mmm 😋 @pride48.com #backyardchickens #buffsussex #aracauna #creamlegbar #welsummer @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 020
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026HOT 🔥 Asian guy at gym today. @bigfattyonline.bsky.social For some reason, my gym session was ENJOYABLE today. Not sure why?!? 😍🤤 @urtheepiotome.bsky.social @pride48.com 100
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026AI data centre set to RUIN The Outback and suck energy of 1/3 of Queensland! @danielbrewer.bsky.social & @adamburnsuk.bsky.social 000
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026GET WELL SOON 🔜 🪚⛓️💥 @urtheepiotome.bsky.social La-nee surgery day 🚑🏨 010
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Urrrrgggghhhhh #gym Why am I so old and fat?! @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 020
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Planted my pineapple 🍍 tops today - should be ready to eat in 2 years. @pride48.com Yum @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 130
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I was this many days old when I found #edSheeran was a fucktard #GENOCIDE supporter. Today. #WTF First #Pink then billionaire #taylorswift now him #freepalestine 000
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Damn it. Another one of our big goldfish: dead ☠️ 😡😭 100
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026What on earth is a “sourdough Sam“?! @urtheepiotome.bsky.social @pride48.com #sportsball #gridiron #49ers  100
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hope you have flown to Melbourne to watch the gridiron game today? 49ers and LA somebody…? @urtheepiotome.bsky.social #sportsball 🏈⚾️🏉🏀🏓🥎 100
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sooooo glad the new apple watch ⌚️ has a bronze colour and new bands. This 2025 model is so daggy Here’s me guarding the door to keep broody chooks out! @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 110
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I have to wake up at 3 am tomorrow 🥱🌅📺 To watch the Apple event, launching new iPhone and Apple Watch ⌚️ @urtheepiotome.bsky.social @bigfattyonline.bsky.social RIP ARCHER 120
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Can you believe it? They’re playing a #GRIDIRON game in Melbourne (?) Australia this week! #49ers and ???? @urtheepiotome.bsky.social #sportsball #NFL I can’t imagine who here would want to watch it? 📺 🏈 @pride48.com @sanfrancisco49ers.bsky.social 120
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Bloody beaut spring morning here in #BrisVegas today, (except for the pollen in the air)! 🤧 Meanwhile #rescuegreyhound Diego is enjoying his brekkie with mackerel @pride48.com #greyhound #chooks #backyardchickens #goldfish @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 130
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Petrol ⛽️ report from Brisbane @bigfattyonline.bsky.social A$2/litre for E10 petrol 🫨 or, US$5.45/gallon @moosep.bsky.social @urtheepiotome.bsky.social #thanksTrump @pride48.com 110
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Time for the #limereport @bigfattyonline.bsky.social $2.50 EACH! 🤯🍈 USD$1.80 #craycray at the farmers markets @pride48.com 020
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026What are the income tax rates in your country?! 💰💸 In Australia it’s fairly high… (plus we pay 2% towards #Medicare) @pride48.com No doubt it’s WAY LESS in USA 🇺🇸 @adamburnsuk.bsky.social @softintheconch.bsky.social @stevescotland.bsky.social @shyyeti.bsky.social 100
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026These flamin #chooks are SQUAWKING “let us out” at 6am. Imagine in summer when it’s daylight at 4:30am!?! 😡 🐓🌞📣🐔🐥🙉#backyardchickens Diego wants earplugs @pride48.com @toppiesmellie.bsky.social 130
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A pinch and a punch for the first of the month (also the first day of spring) @bigfattyonline.bsky.social  130
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 30/08/202611pm, waiting to pick up Ismail at the airport… #BNE #virginAustralia His 6.5 week holiday is OVER! @urtheepiotome.bsky.social @pride48.com 140
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026📮📯 I hope the Postie hasn’t delivered my postcards to your neighbour again!? 📬 They cost $7 to send, so US mail should do a good job at their end @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 100
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026👨🏼🎓 After ‘just’ 14 years, & $75,000+ later, my #HECS #HELP student loan debt to the federal government is PAID OFF! 😗🪅 @pride48.com 260
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Going to have to hand in my resignation email next week! #scary Bullying boss sent me an SMS on my flight home… 😡😓 @adamburnsuk.bsky.social @urtheepiotome.bsky.social @pride48.com 310
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Food was soooooo good on SQ business class. @pride48.com 240
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Time to fly, BUSINESS CLASS! Singapore Airlines LHR-SIN 13 hours of luxury, I hope. 🤞🏼 @pride48.bsky.social 020
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026And that’s a wrap on the holiday @pride48.bsky.social @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 240
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Not sure where to go for lunch? This looks like authentic Northern Ireland food… Popeyes. A line up at the door!!!! @pride48.bsky.social @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 020
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Giant’s Causeway day trip today. @pride48.bsky.social Had lunch with some sweet OLD Americans. @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 040
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Bye Liverpool. Next stop, Belfast via overnight ferry ⛴️ #stenaLine @pride48.bsky.social 020
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Liverpool is a great city @pride48.com or this one? @pride48.bsky.social 030
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Happy 7️⃣0️⃣th BIRTHDAY 🎂 @bigfattyonline.bsky.social Hope it’s wonderful @pride48.bsky.social 110
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I think I can see Adam and Mittens ™ on this virgin voyages adults only cruise ship currently parked in Liverpool, UK 🇬🇧 @adamburnsuk.bsky.social on one of their many holidays! @pride48.bsky.social 130
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026winner WINNER Chicken dinner. Me me me. So So Question month 2026 ™ @bigfattyonline.bsky.social BFO4781 But what’s Kathy Marshall’s butterfly 🦋 code???? @pride48.bsky.social Shocked 🤯 I am. (& a wee bit behind)… @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 120
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Bye bye sayang Ismail. Off to Sumatra now @pride48.bsky.social Me = 7 hour bus to Liverpool 010
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Happy 5️⃣0️⃣th BIRTHDAY, Wes. @softintheconch.bsky.social Getting old now. That’s like SIXTY in gay years 👴🏼 @pride48.bsky.social 140
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Another place for you to visit when you come to the UK, Benjamin Franklin‘s only surviving house! (I actually thought he was dead already.) £10 entry. USD$13.50 @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 020
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Saw one of those coin squashing machines today. Just £2. $2.70 at The Tower of London. @urtheepiotome.bsky.social 130
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026All the London essentials today. #toweroflondon #towerbridge #ranch @urtheepiotome.bsky.social @pride48.bsky.social 020
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Driving around the Cotswolds today. So pretty. Well, except the dead brown grass!! #climatechange urgh. @stevescotland.bsky.social @pride48.bsky.social plus it’s 30°C, outrageous. If I wanted this heat I would’ve stayed in Australia.  140
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Do they air the Vicar of Dibley TV series in America? @bigfattyonline.bsky.social Today we went to the Vicar’s house! @pride48.bsky.social @toppiesmellie.bsky.social 230
Scotty Battler @aussie-battler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026A belated, pinch 🤏 and a punch 🤜 for the first of the month @bigfattyonline.bsky.social No returns! 130
