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Soft In The Conch

@softintheconch.bsky.social
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America’s favorite nobody™️ I like tiki bars/cocktails, Exotica music, Palm Springs and mid century modern design.

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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My individual Christmas pudding molds came.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social hear you’re trading in the special chair for a 2027 model.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shrinkflation! No more 25% bonus!
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
$6.12 a gallon.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They misspelled anus.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No idea what this is but it went right into the vacuum cleaner.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sharing this praying mantis from last week during our heat wave.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bag of lime juice report. I had to juice my limes before they went bad.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
be on the lookout for Heathcliff the cat.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The neighborhood’s most decorated house has started on their Halloween display.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The third image is giving me Breakfast Club energy.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
How about this for a rip off? There’s a hole in my ice cream. And the entire bottom half is empty.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Major shrinkflation! Orville ripping folks off.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Is it better than going to Rat World for it?
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Does the old gal know about this?
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don’t drink Skyy.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Cute. But I hate working with contact paper and shelves are never perfectly straight.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sorry Folks! Strait Is Closed
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My Freedom mule.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Buttermilk sky heading in. Looks bad for fireworks if you’re into that.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Look at this cute shelf paper I got.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Back to school, ya filthy animals.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Success! The old gray mare has still got it!
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Look at this. I'm unearthing the laptop Digger helped me buy for podcasting back in 2008. It's the only computer I have with a CD/DVD drive. I need to rip a CD. Can you imagine in this age? I hope it still works.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
mother deer and children were spotted at my parents house several times this week.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
They're now using dynamic digital price tags at Albertsons. Basically ripping people off in real time. I swear if I see those price tags change before my eyes. 😡 I got these new Cheez-It flavors. The smoked cheddar is good.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Flaggots!
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The eagle has landed. And I’m here.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I got the faucet in and working. I may need to add caulk because there's a small gap around the mounting plate. I can't tighten it anymore. I still need to get the new drain in.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
My new nickname.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Look at me. I'm a plumber! The new faucet arrives Monday, but I removed the old one today.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Why always right above the bed? Right into the vacuum.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Pickle pretzels!
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Tough economic times.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Just found out the head and neck surgeon and I need to see is already booking appointments as far out as June. See you in the summer, doc.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Thank god the search engine knows.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
#Pudding
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Christmas dinner was a success. I was going to make Yorkshire puddings, but it was too much. Maybe on the weekend.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
We've gone from 16 oz, to 14 oz, to 12 oz, to 11 oz. Now this. 10.5 oz.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
It’s all happening at the public library. @baronfrosti.bsky.social
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
$4.599 a gallon. And here’s the breakdown.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Now they've come for this big tree on the other side. There won't be any trees or shade left.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
There's the last one.
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Soft In The Conch @softintheconch.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
😢
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