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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄

@softgryff.bsky.social
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Fuck off minors. 18+, just to show you I'm serious I'll make it 21+ 36yo Disabled Navy (OEF+OND) Former Comms Radioman, Father and Donk. Alphabet Mafia (Pan Polyam), Las Vegas local/wonderer, and has beeg cow wife Hammah 💖

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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Tomorrow is @thehammahnator.bsky.social and my 1st wedding anniversary! We have been together for over 2000 days, 7 years of moving across the US, laughing, crying, and raising our son. We are the happiest we've ever been. I love you Dawn 💜🐮! I Can't wait to live our Fallout dreams here in LV. 🫏🫰💕💖🐮
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
No new pictures, i am here mentally.
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 15/09/2025
David Lynch’s LA Compound r/brutalism
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FlareRune @flarechess.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
BLUESKY GIVEAWAY: - 1 Bigscreen Beyond 2e: @vrchat.com Edition (no 10 years of VRC+, sorry). As long as Bigscreen can ship to you, you're eligible. RULES: - must be following me on Bluesky - must RT this post you must be comfortable with me ordering it for you!
Bigscreen Beyond 2e: VRChat Edition Shopping screen
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, with horror on her face says "Oh No! That means..." We cut away to see Jack Skellington from Nightmare before christmas approach a door in a tree shaped like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of shocked passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash in to the towers. Jack once again says "what's this?"
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Me today hearing the news after taking a nap:
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𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐎Ƨ𝐄 🔞𖤐 @tactimoose.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Last one: 🤣
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 04/09/2025
I will never apologize for a post
a drawing of Milhouse from the Simpsons but in the style of the Bauhaus movement captioned 

everything's coming up Milhaus
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
If you see this, post a robot. Simpsons robots are my favorite robots. 🍺🤖
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
This month has been wild. Kiddo started kindergarten and we've been catching up on everything. We don't have a car so we've been walking and busing everywhere. Absolutely love how pretty this place is, even if it's 100°f+ we can get everywhere/thing we need.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Almost cried thinking about how these albums shaped teenage me. I can remember the SMELL of the Zune that i put these albums on. i can still FEEL the big button that was smoothed away from constant use.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Just checking in to see how you’re doing
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Donkeys of Darkness @sparkledonkeys.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Always kiss your ass goodnight.
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
My wife (borat voice) Love wife, put wife in phone! Helps me calm down or smile when I'm having panic attacks at the grocery store when we are separate lol
My wife (borat voice) Hammah is my lock screen because I love my wife.
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Leon “Lee” Grayhare @grayharetherabbit.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
“Now with more sodium!” “Sweet jesus!” Happy 25th birthday, Rejected youtu.be/W7JyjZI3LUM?...
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REJECTED by DON HERTZFELDT (Blu-ray restoration)
YouTube video by don hertzfeldt
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
A Friday donkey roll over Muffin or Edward for best rollover?
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Yep that is 💯 correct just ask @thehammahslammah.bsky.social
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Joan Arbuckle: Gay Cartoonist Lady @joantoonz.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
aw RIP Hulk Hogan (won't be missed)
hulk hogan in hell. he looks sad as the devil says 
'WELL LIKE, YEAH, DUDE. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/07/2025
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Rowan Jasper @furswag.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Bobby Hill as "Tartuffe the Wonder Dog" from A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown, playing the Fool #tarot #kingofthehill #koth #tarotartist
Bobby Hill in his classical clown outfit is The Fool tarot card. Like the fool walks towards a cliff, he walks to the edge of the Hill's roof, followed by Doggie, Connie's little white dog.
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Just got back from the dispensary with meds🫏🌿 Took the bus because I have a bunch of 24hr passes. 10/10 would ride all day. Right in time for holy hour 1620 😎👍
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a school bus is flying through the air with the words beep beep little kebabs written below it
ALT: a school bus is flying through the air with the words beep beep little kebabs written below it
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
This fucking week...so much that i cant get into. It's to help our son, but there's nothing more stressful than meeting with 3 different agencies everyday this week. Cant wait until payday next month, we need a break and medicine. I need a joint, döner kebab, and a hug when this is done. 🫏💜
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Hammah🐮🩶🐮 @dammahofhawn.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Chat's Choice Let's see what we are vibing <3 www.twitch.com/hammah_of_dawn
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Hammah_of_Dawn - Twitch
A, B, C OR D? CHATS CHOICE(18+)
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Obvious Plant @obviousplant.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Therapy Sword
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 13/07/2025
Ludwig Godefroy's "Casa TO" in Punta Zicatela, Mexico r/brutalism
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🎃 ni no kun-rie 🦇 yandere enthusiast 💫 @ninokunrie.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
One of my favorite images that has ever existed online.
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Happy 7/10 or OIL day! Smoke a huge one for all us dankrupt homies. Do it for all us tummy hurters without the electric cabbage to keep the government away. Be kind to y'alls'selfs, homies!
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springfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
CW: venting. I'm so exhausted from hitting the floor from my seizures. It's scary to start going out, hit my knees then face on the floor, all while my kid screams at me for his tablet turning off. Our son has OOD, Autism, AND ADHD so he can get aggressive at the drop of a hat.
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
ko-fi.com/softtrash Hey ppl of the internet! I'm posting my kofi. We are having hard times because we are both disabled and our child has EXTREME behavior issues/disorders. Both of us are out of meds for the month and we are having seizures almost hourly. Anything helps. @hammahofdawn.bsky.social
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Spice 💕 @spicedyde.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
the tremendous sea of love
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Hammah🐮🩶🐮 @dammahofhawn.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
About to go live with more Hades. MEG NEEDS TO STOP BEATING ME UP .........I like it too much 🫣🤣 Www.twitch.com/hammah_of_dawn
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Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Be kind to y'alls'selfs, homies.
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I am going to commit great crime, I am going to start posting on America day. Mute these tags to prevent accidental cockage on feed. #donkfc #FCF
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
This is a reminder to get yourself a treat-snack to deal with the fireworks tomorrow. Take care of yo'selves homies. Eat a snack, drink a hydrate, eat a whole walmart rotisserie chicken in your car, we got this shit. 🫏🫰🎇
Jarritos gummies
Mango, mandarin pineapple, lime, tamarind, and fruit punch flavors.
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
@hammahofdawn.bsky.social made some bombass spam rice with mixed veggies. 🤤🍚
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Hammah🐮🩶🐮 @dammahofhawn.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Imma hold your booty cheeks when I say this *squeeze* Nice. Good job there, champ.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
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Rottenartist @rottenartist.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Text from the image: having a Minotaur boyfriend would be so funny like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his Thunders big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you baby what's wrong he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder you look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this. Image is an extreme close-up of a cow's nose looking up at the cow.
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Hammah🐮🩶🐮 @dammahofhawn.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I hope that you are able to have a tasty treat, and to pet a cute animal today. You deserve a nice day.
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Soft Gryff 🫏🌿💜🐄 @softgryff.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Don't forget to blow cinnamon around and thru your doorways today, homies. Manifest luck, manifest results, and manifest yo'self. Hydrate, eat a food, and be kind to your own progress.
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